An amazing fact in its own right is that Japan managed to manufacture five billion adult diapers and sell to its own population last year!
But, now what? What are they going to do with all these horribly fecal-filled monstrosities?
Behold -- the SFD Recycle System. This fine beast of a machine comes in three sizes, all more than capable of swallowing and reprocessing the disgusting products of Japanese old folks` bowels and undies into fuel pellets, which can then be used for all manner of things. One use is heating homes, which sounds reasonable,but there have sprouted some other rather dubious ideas as to what the pellets could be used for.
The Japanese company with the strange name of Super Faiths has developed turd and diaper mashing machines to shred, dry and sterilize the crap and pee filled diapers of their elderly incontinent population. Nice little clean fuel pellets are the result. Maybe they are even good enough for firing up an Aussie`s barbie… Who knows the future?
The hospital in the Machida region of Tokyo has had two of these machines installed. Amazingly, these suckers get through 1,400 pounds of shite and pish laden diapers a day, including the plastic bags containing it.
Fuck wind farms; everyone should have to wear Depends and hand them (full, of course) over to the local council for recycling into fuel pellets. No need for oil or gas or anything from now on -- turd and pee power is the way forward!
