We've all felt the need to smear some K-9 poo onto persons whose pets are fecal offenders, but one want's to ponder if old Krupnik would have done the same to some burley thug of a gangbanger and his pitbull. It's like PETA/vegans splashing paint on a rich lady's fur but suddenly loosing their guts when a meth'd up, outlaw biker in full leather walks by.

It's easy to win a knife fight against a four way amputee.

Good observation, Methy. The is pretty scary looking, but does not look like a tough guy.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

I think the dude had 95% rights to doo that. It is illeagal to leave dog shit on the ground (in anyone's yard)

"she's just a baby" BS! BS BS!!

a 13 year old has more mental capacity than Bill Clinton.

From now on, if she cant see the poop before, she shure can now.

The only thing Krupnik did wrong was not punting the dog down the street.

This was an assault, plain and simple. If he wanted revenge he should have bagged the poo and delivered it to her house and tossed it there. This guy is a dirtbag in every sense of the word. As Meth Oozalaa (nice name) has pointed out I doubt this fuckwad would have tried this had it been a 6'5' 300lb biker.

By the way KOC sure is spelled "sure" and Punting a dog down the street because of the fault of the owner makes as much sense as clubbing your parents for your inane commentary.

Great story. My Grandpa just used to shoot the poor dogs. I think we have come a long way.

Bunga is right about the proper response, however I would not bother bagging the poo. It's not like she bagged it when she left it in front of his brownstone. I would even go so far as to say he could put it in her mailbox, but that is probably highly illegal.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

I might consider putting it On her mailbox.

I hope she sues this (expletive) person ("person" used in the loosest sense possible) for battery. She'd win, and a lot of it too.

juiop: a juicy poop

Actually it is illegal to dump shit and other waste products in peoples mailboxes or the mail systems mailboxes. There was a fairly comical episode in the 60's where quite a few people living in the east side of Manhatten were complaining about the amount of soot the local Con Edison plant produced to generate power (coal fired). A member of a group called the Fugs made several suggestions to audiences and in the press to "blow your nose into a rag and mail your dirty snot to Con Ed" as a protest for them to clean up. He was advised by police that this was illegal and threatened with jail.

Hmmm. Perhaps he could have wrapped it as a present, and left it on her stoop. The card could say "stinking of you".

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

At some point we have to be realistic and accept the fact that teenagers are dumb and do dumb things. Oh well, get over it.

An eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves the world blind and toothless.

Daphne also had a similar problem years ago in Germany, here's how she handled it.

That's the first time of heard of some one using human poop in the old flaming bag of poop trick.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Lucky for the girl-she wasn't walking a Great Dane!

Smearing poop all over her hair and clothes was taking it a bit too far.

He could have just followed her and report her address to the police, since leaving shit in someone's yard is a ticketable offense in most places.

The big sissy should pick on people his own size. If he had done that to my daughter, I'd see that he spent the next five-to-ten in jail getting it up the ass from one of Meth Oozalaa's "burly thug of a gangbanger" types.

As a lawyer, I have to agree with the pithy observation of Rev. Crack that "[a]n eye for an eye and a tooth for a tooth leaves the world blind and toothless." Where are we all when rage rules?

Also, I agree with Bunga that "Meth Oozalaa" is a neat PR handle! AB2K, thou Priestess of Polls, is there some way to do a poll on "your favorite PR handle"?

Dumpster, we did that once on the forums. I'd suggest that if you would like to revive that or start a new one the Forums would be the best venue for it.

I don't know about my favorite handle, but I do know that AB2K is my favorite handler! No, wait; I didn't mean it that way, Mr. Blaster, honestly I didn't! PLEASE don't use that magic code which sends a 770-volt shock wave through the Internet and onto my keyboard! PLEASE! OUCH, OUCH!! zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

td... TD... TD!!! Dammit we've lost him. He was too young. Too damn young.

TD was found to be working against my administration and the good people of Poopreportia. He is now residing in Guano-tanamo Bay.

SamDamnit!
President and Commander and Chiefof Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Is something going on here I need to know about?

Mr. Bush, there's a LOT going on that you don't know about, nothing new, carry on.

Pooper scooping is common courtesy. Go bloddy Santa man!!
Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

This guy is mentally unbalanced in the first place. Anyone who would smear poop in anyone's hair is nuts, particularly over such a small "etiquette infraction." He clearly is not rational.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

He seems to have gained hero status among some NewYorkers, kind of like the guy that shot the muggers on the train, years ago. I can't recall his name at the moment. He turned out to be a racist, but initially his fighting back against crime was heralded as a triumph.......Bernard Geotts(sp?).....that was it.

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

L. Wrong, how can you as someone living in Japan countenance such "shitty behavior", if this happened there the guy would be locked up in a mental ward. This guy deserves whatever civil and legal penalties he has coming, and then some. New York has always had a love affair with vigilantes because for years the streets weren't safe, this has changed dramatically. Sam Bernard Goetz was not only a racist but he lay in wait for a moment to lash out because he'd been a mugging victim in the past.

I don't mind the laying in wait part. Those kids were trying to jack him. If not him, they would have gone after some one else. That is why I supported him at first. However, racism is not at all acceptable to me, and it tainted his motivation. I know that vigilantism is not the way to go, but I am a big Bat Man and Charles Bronson fan.

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Maybe he is irrational, but he still should have punted the dog down the street. God came down and slapped my parents b/c of my fat ugliness. Therefore when the dog does it wrong, kill the wrong doo-er instead of the owners.

Wait, that makes no sense.

What I'm trying to say is, the dog did it wrong, so punish dog instead of the owner.