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Dispatches from the brown

Posted 02.01.2006 by Dave
Daphne sends in this short film -- as she puts it (and I agree!), it's "the funniest bathroom thing I've seen in such a long time."

Good ol' Jaybowel phonecam'd this to me, saying, "This sign says 'POOL' but not from where I am standing."

Clustersnarf has discovered how doctors learn their little tricks. "Digital Rectal Examination is designed for training in male and female rectal palpation. Four interchangeable rectal units are included.

Logjam says: "Don't know, perhaps this is an old movie or been the rounds in the forums. But it not, I think it's worth a post."

Sayeth Larfus: "This bad boy examines your inner piping. It can even measure your intestines. I can see it now -- "My intestines are longer than yours!'" Larfus also found this great resource for anal itching and what might be the world's longest poop (caution: graphic!).

My dear wife Jenny discovered the spoon urinal (right). Thanks, darlingsweetiepoopookins!

"Have you seen this," asks Samdamnit. No, Sam, I haven't. Also from Sam: X-rays of rectal foreign bodies, the Straight Dope's list of items found in the rectum, and info on the dangers of cat poop.

Pinch A. Loaf says, "Not my writing -- I just found this in my netwanderings today. I thought it was very PoopReportish."

Scatoman says: "I found this on a site called Lemonzoo. Googling 'taco shits' and 'battleshits' led to my finding out that it's a clip from a film called Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle. Nice bit of Farrelly Brothers-esque 'gross-out', anyway."

Chris wrote in to tell us he bought a t-shirt. Way to go, Chris.

My sister discovered this sign on her recent trip to Israel. Anyone know what it says?

Finally: I, Dave, your fearless moderator, recently had the pleasure of being an audience member at The Daily Show. Presented for your enjoyment: the (surprisingly mundane) audience bathrooms at The Daily Show studios in New York City.

Bonus: as we were walking back to the subway after the show, eagle-eyed Harry Pooter spotted this license plate.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
AssBlaster2000 (1116) -- 02.01.2006

Dave: Do you think that licenseplate belonged to Jon Stewart (you lucky bastard)? That would be a riot. Those spoon urinals are crazy. And now I'm going to tell Mr. Blaster that he has to start cleaning the catbox because I'm hearing voices in my head.

Oh, and Logjam's not posting his own entries now, rather merely emailing them to Dave? What the fuck. I miss that bastard's reports.

Cracktacular (229) -- 02.01.2006

Wow, what a random collection of gems this is.

Crack kills.

Poop Shooter (598) -- 02.01.2006

I have to admit the "Battleshits" movis is awesome. I think I might run like a scared puppy as well.

PPoop Shooter

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 02.01.2006

Dave, is any of theose people in the pic you?

Yes, crack does kill, thats why we invented pants.

The Shit Volcano (3817) -- 02.01.2006

Damn, I should have taken a picture of the sign I saw in Likely, California a few days ago. It had wind damage and a panel had blown off so it read "ass Rail Cafe".

Dave (11977) -- 02.01.2006

KOC -- Do I really come across as the kind of guy who would wear a trench coat?

3flusher (45) -- 02.08.2006

The Worlds Longest Poop intrigues me. I found no entries in the Guiness Book. Many think it is fake. Sure looks real to me. If I had accomplised it Guiness would have been there! That's the only reason I doubt it. I'm glad she's an artist-not a terrorist!

PooperGal (527) -- 02.08.2006

My Hebrew is a little rusty, but the line at the bottom (under the pooch's bottom) says something along the lines of "Clean up after your dog."

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

SamDamnit (1196) -- 02.08.2006

I think The Poop Report should be a segment on The Daily Show. They are two of my farorite things.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

healthy 1 (1431) -- 11.20.2006

I saw a sign along the side of a highway that read "do no ass".

I think the world's longset poo is a bit of a stretch (damn). Twenty six feet? Two feet sure, three, maybee, but 26, come on.
_______
A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

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