While my own dog, GatorX, humps blankets, I've just learned there's another dog named Gator a few miles up the road who gets his jollies from something unbelievably weirder:
sniffing out whale excrement.
After this Gator's gait was determined unacceptable to allow him to continue enrollment in drug-sniffing training, the University of Washington's Center for Conservation Biology found him another job: a poop-finding specialist. In his new career, Gator will help the university determine the health of the cetaceous poopers leaving behind such specimens that Gator finds. Hormones and DNA in the excrement will tell scientists more about our ocean's mammals and help them to change the fate of endangered species.
The dog's ability to detect feces will also save money in the long run -- Gator can tell us if a certain whale has produced certain specimens of poop so that expensive testing is not performed on the wrong doo-doo.
As the article describes, "The poop of right whales off Nova Scotia is bright orange, floats and is really smelly. Orca scat, though, doesn't float much and {orca researcher Ken} Balcomb hasn't seen it all that often in three decades of following the whales." This great graphic from the Seattle Post-Intelligencer explains exactly how Gator finds the orca poop the scientists so desperately seek:
The prerequisites for a dog's future in the sniffing industry seems to rely less on their noses than on their ability to pass a series of tests that determines its ability to concentrate. Dogs that find themselves unable to tear away from a bouncing ball are the first ones to make the cut -- and it's on from there to any number of places in need of a good nose. Gator can sniff out heroin, cocaine, and marijuana, but he's found his niche in recognizing poop from "grizzly bears, black bears, jaguars, wolverines, bobcats, cougars and other animals."
What a brownnoser, huh?
Here are the two Gators. My Gator is on the right.