Fishing any kind of bomb out of the toilet, is not very smart.

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SamDamnit!
Presidential Overlord
Of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Flush a cherry bomb down the toilet, especially from the upper floors of a multi-story building, and if everything happens just right, when it goes off, it will send a geyser of sewage spurting up out of every drain and commode, dousing the asses of all sitters.

This is another trick I learned during my years at Russell Hall at the University of Georgia, not by doing it, but by having to clean up afterward. See my story, Commode of Errors.

As to not letting little kids go potty, that is just a form of child abuse. I say, limit the fucking administrators to 15 minutes a day, as well. I would tell Little Dumpster to just crap his pants and let everybody smell it.

Sheesh! And people wonder why our public school system sucks.

Thisis just ridiculous... Little kids need much more toilet time than that. I'de tell my son to wizz in the corner, and my daughter to cry untill she got to go. He is ballsy enough to go in the corner, and she getsher way when she cries.

Ugh, administrators, usually old shriveled up farts anyways, are generally dumb and rarely consider the interests of the children they serve. (no offence to any school admins. who lurk here, as I'm sure some of them are not all that bad)

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Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

I say the little turdlets should just wear diapers to class. They can change them during the 15 minute break.

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SamDamnit!
Presidential Overlord
Of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Overlord Samdamnit hasn't chenged diaper enough to realize this is a very very crappy idea!

....oh how I remember back in the last century chinging diapers on 2&3 yr olds. Ick, Ack, Blech, Ewwww, Gross, Blicky, Yuk! etcetra

Or did you mean the kids could change their own? Hope I didn't get off topic here!

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Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

PS, at first I thought your reference to "back in the last century" was a figure of speech, but then I realized that it was most likely literally true, as it is in my case.

Although, I do still change the occasional diaper for babies of friends or relatives. Dumpster has a cast iron stomach. What I hope never to have to do is be in the situation of changing adult diapers.

Yes, we are off-topic here. AB2K and the thread police will be on us before long.

Me? The thread police? Haha!

School pooping is a tough call to make, because kids do so many illicit things in the bathrooms. More pot smoking goes on in your average high school bathroom than pooping. I do not think elementary and middle school kids should be subject to any type of anti-bathroom rules, as they are too young to hold it in all day. I can see limiting bathroom use in high schools, as rights-infringing as it is, because the bathrooms are rarely used as bathrooms in high schools. I think that giving kids slightly more time between classes and permitting the bathrooms to only be used during those times with the standard punishments for being late to class, or having bathroom security guards, or maybe those doors that swing open automatically after a few minutes, could be effective deterrents in high school bathrooms. In every school, there should be a "safe haven" bathroom in the nurse's office for the kids who truly have to take a big crap.

People probably can't believe I'm advocating bathroom restrictions, but the bathrooms in my high school were horrible. If there's one smell I can't stand it's way too much cigarette smoke, and I'd gag every time I had to pee at school. I don't mind the smell of pot smoke, oddly enough, but I didn't relish the though of going into the pot smokers' bathroom either because teachers would smell it on me, and, well, assume things. (I was a huge nerd in high school.)

I use to say that I needed to go to the bathroom, when I did not need to do so. I merely wanted to escape the droning voices of my teachers and the gabbering inanities of my class mates.
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SamDamnit!
Presidential Overlord
Of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

AB2K has a point. In highschool, I did manage to learn how to smoke a whole cigarette in 90 seconds flat..

I will have to reconsider my earlier post and say that it "might" be an ok idea for older kids, but a "very bad" idea for younger kids.

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Have Smooth Moving Day!! Poop Shooter!

What y'all needed in high school was my Principal, "Machine Gun" McClendon. I went to a public high school, back in the early days of integration here in the deep South, but we never had any problems at all. Machine Gun was an equal-opportunity bully. He, along with his sidekicks "Chief" Cochran and Miss "Terrible" Terrell, the school nurse (I don't think she was really a nurse; more dikely, oops, I meant likely, a former prison matron), made irregular patrols of all school bathrooms, and woe unto him/her, black or white, caught in illicit bathroom behavior.

The upshot, though, was that regular students could relieve themselves without fear or favor, which should be the rule today. Shows how our public school system has declined.

(There was ONE bathroom Machine Gun and his minions left alone, but I'll save that for a story sometime....)

I had poop Nazis for teachers when I was in elementary school. It seems that the more of a suburban goody-goody neighborhood the school is located in, the more this happens. Out in the country schools I've attended the staff really didn't care if you had to take a shit and they certainly didn't limit your time unless they suspected you were up to something. For some reason suburban yuppies seem to think that poop is the spawn of Satan and anyone who creates it is bad news.

Here's a thought.

Since the adult bladder is twice the size of a child's, then the schools that don't allow kids to pee after the morning break should not allow the teachers to pee at all.

This is bullshit.

Get monitors before you risk a child's health or reputation.

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969

A fake bomb in a toilet. Man, would I love to have been a fly on the wall at that planning meeting. A bunch of MacGyver wannabes sitting around a busted up card table washing down Kraft Singles with Boone's Farm thinking of ways to "stick it to the man."

Hilarity.

I think Sam meant the TEACHERS would have to change all the crappy diapers, right? They'd change their tune pretty fast. "GO to the bathroom! Go to the bathroom!"

As a protest measure, come to stink of it, the kids SHOULD all go to school wearing Depends and LOAD 'EM UP!

to refuse a child (or anyone) toilet time is barbaric, what if the child ate at taco bell the night before? Fifteen minutes per trip maybe but not 15 minutes a day, with the school "food" 15 a day would be pointless.

A few thoughts on this:
When you've gotta go, you've gotta go. Having to hold it for long periods of time can lead to problems later in life. Seriously. And I speak from personal experience.
On the "bladder front," I had many teachers in my youth who made us "hold it" for long periods of time. As an adult, I have worked a number of years in health care professions. In my youth, I would hold off on going to the bathroom for up to five and six hours, because I was "too busy." Now, at 41 years old, my bladder is a mess. I'm not exactly incontinent, but there is no longer a warning pang. When I feel like I have to go, I've got to get there with fair speed. And I have to wear those thin incontinence pads because of dribbling when exercising or particularly hard coughing, or when reading the Poop report, due to the fits of laughing!
On the Back End of things, I have developed a spastic colon due to years of not going when I felt the urge. But at least I'm continent in that department!
In high school, I smoked a cigarette or two in the bathroom in my time. But mostly I used the bathroom for what it needed to be used for! Denying everybody the right to use the can just because some people misuse it isn't going to solve anything! Especially when it comes to young children.

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Have a crappy day!
La Petomaine