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The dog that eats poop and poops food

Posted 06.04.2009 by El Scumbag
Yes, so Rover likes to eat poop occasionally, but do we really need reminding of the fact? According to those wacky Japanese, we do, because the hottest new gadget for discerning dog owners is The Sum: a robotic composting can shaped like a dog.

Rover opens his mouth, and in goes up to 600g of poop per day. (That's a lot of turd.) The Sum breaks it down and, eventually, pushes out fragrant, healthy compost -- although where on the machine it exits from is probably best left to the imagination.

The Sum comes in four funky dog-shaped colours and costs a mere $900.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Thunderbox (1511) -- 06.04.2009

I`ve got no pets, but I`d consider a jumbo version of this in the shape of our Prime Minister for my personal log composter.

spattacus (211) -- 06.04.2009

If you squint your eyes up a tad, it does kinda look like that hang-dog twat anyway!

ChiefThunderbutt (3223) -- 06.04.2009

This is almost a good idea but the capacity is a little low for the price. Let's see....600 grams equals 21.23 ounces so it might work for dog or cat poo but they need to make a larger model if humans are going to dump their loads in them.

Pollution is another name for a resource in the wrong place so perhaps more shit should be processed this way.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

loaf pincher (128) -- 06.04.2009

hell i would buy one of theese if they made an industrial size that could handle horse manure the disposal laws where i live are getting pretty strict. This surely would be a good thing to use

ChiefThunderbutt (3223) -- 06.04.2009

Loaf Pincher....I don't know if it is considered a safe practice or not but when I lived in rural Tennessee I put horse shit that was dried, but not composted, around the crops in my organic garden. The crops did very well, were delicious and made no one sick. If I had a ready supply of horse shit and was still gardening I would do it again with no hesitation.


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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 06.04.2009

This is a good idea. Our complex allows dogs and half the owners don't pick up the poop. As it turns out the entire lawn area is covered in shit. It a quite the sight. Now imagine at least the same amount of poop being tossed in various trash cans. That is a lot of poop! Maybe the Japanese will invent a poop mower, a device that will roll along the lawn sucking up poop and pooping out compost. It could turn our excuse for a "lawn" into a jungle!

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Deja Poo (1105) -- 06.04.2009

So, it eats shit. But does it bark at the moon as well?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Deja Poo (1105) -- 06.04.2009

One thing you could do with all of that horse manure is drop it off on the lawn in front of city hall. If they give you grief over it, tell them that it's a political statement and, thus, protected by the first amendment.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Thunderbox (1511) -- 06.05.2009

Chief, we use horseshit in the veg garden all the time, makes for much better and tastier food. There`s so much of the damn stuff round here I could set up a stall.

loaf pincher (128) -- 06.05.2009

Chief i do use it in my garden and we actually sell some of it to people that live in town for their organic gardens.sometimes though in the winter there is just so much of it you can't find an outlet for it we have a 400 foot by 200 foot concrete containment area and by about mid febuary it is so full it looks like mount shit helens really though it's worth to have all of our animals in a very good home instead of some of the places we have rescued them from. and DEJA that is a great idea i think i will start loading our semi trailers tonight

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 06.05.2009

What's the political message? Just thought I'd return the shitty service? Or maybe it is supposed to represent how you feel about the way your local government has been deficit spending. How about a symbol for all those campaign promises your elected officials never carried through on (that's a bunch o horse shit!)

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Deja Poo (1105) -- 06.05.2009

All of the above, 9er. I'm pretty sure that as long as it isn't slander, libel, obscene (as in, constructing a huge phallus from horse shit, as opposed to just an obscene amount of shit) or an incitement of violence and it's directed towards the government, government actions or government officials, then its covered under the first amendment.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

loaf pincher (128) -- 06.05.2009

Dumping it on the courthouse lawn would be a good idea that way it can be a reminder to them to fix the road i live on, anymore of it washes away or caves off i will have to ride horses into town all the time just to get supplies.

Bran Lover (688) -- 06.07.2009

I want one shaped like a Chihuahua. Do they cost extra for request breeds?


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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Russell (335) -- 06.07.2009

The price for it is kind of high
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Russell the shitting queen

Bran Lover (688) -- 06.09.2009

I think also it's a bit steep. I was thinkin that you could bring the price down aLOT and use it as a diaper genie. The kids would love it in their nursery!

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To affect the quality of the poo, that is the art of life. ~Thoreau, sort of.

Butt Sputter (14) -- 06.27.2009

Hmmm...this reminds me of one of those novelty cookie jars. If you bought one you'd have to keep it out of the kitchen.

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Everyone Poops. There is a book about it, so it must be true.

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 06.28.2009

Wow! I didn't know Cartman had a dog! (Reference to the story title.)

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