my question is: how does the D/BMV mark your driver's license? with a brown heart? perhaps with a funnel leading into the top?

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purveyor of the brown note...

They turn the heart upside down and cut off the point.
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

My mother always told me to share my shit with my brother. Damn, I didn't know she meant this.

How do you tell your employer that you need the day off because you've got a drug-resistant bacteria living in your bowels and you need a shit transplant?
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

Another cause for concern-imagine the donor's humiliation if the host's colon rejected the transplant.

What are you talking about? My colon rejects its contents daily. A transplant would be no different!

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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Radiation and chemo killed all the good stuff in my dad too...he suffered from C. Diff til the end...made my job that much more labor intensive...I won't say harder, because caring for my dad was the easiest thing I've ever done, in hindsight.

"We just have to run some tests to make sure you both have the same fecal type."

Really puts that debate about sitting in someone else's butt-heat on a toilet seat in perspective.

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Merry feeking Christmas and a crappy New Year to all!

That is awesome on so many levels! : D

I've suffered for many months with c-diff and
am still on Vancomycin. I need a doctor
in the U.S. that will do this transplant.
Does anyone know of one and where they might be located?

I have had c diff many times,not fun now the Dr.s put meon so many antibiotics it really wiped me out so now I am dealing with yeast does anyoneknow if it will work on that! I'll try anything if poop works bring it on!!!!
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I'm sorry for saying this, but that was funny and disgusting at the same time.
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!