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China's flesh-eating toilet paper

Posted 11.04.2005 by L Wrong Hubbard
An article from the Epoch Times last year makes me wonder if I will ever dare go to China, let alone wipe my ass there. "According to the HK Star Daily, the toilet paper samples tested were mainly produced in the cities of Zhongshan, Guandong, JiangMen, and Guangzhou in Guangdong and Jiangsu Provinces. The hygiene index for the toilet paper included total bacteria colony count, as well as amounts of enterococcus, flesh-eating streptococci, and golden staphylococcus."

Flesh-eating?

The article continues to state that "the test results show that the hygiene test failure rate for the samples tested was 37.5%. Moreover, toilet paper sold on the wholesale market and in small stores failed the national sanitation standard, some having six times the accepted bacteria levels."

May I remind you that some of those bacteria are FLESH EATING. So the next time you are in China, remember: when what you ate comes out, some bacteria may start to eat the flesh around from where it came. I highly suggest that all intrepid travelers pack their own Charmin.

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PooperGal (527) -- 11.04.2005

What in heck are they doing, recycling used toilet paper?!

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

mott the poople (126) -- 11.05.2005

There are many asses to wipe over there. Maybe not much quality control on the TP production line. Quanity versus quality. I will never go there. Soon they will be using bird feathers. Very naive.(!)

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 11.07.2005

China has some issues. I would work on the flesh eating bacteria before trying to pump up the economy any further

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
Chairman & CEO, PPK Industries

Logjam (2416) -- 11.07.2005

Hey, the boys at Sphrincterine ought to get a jump on this story. An "Asian travel formula" specifically designed to kill flesh-eating bacteria would make them a mint on the 2008 Olympics coming up in Beijing.

Fart Poopie (1254) -- 11.08.2005

If the problem still persists during the Olympics, couldn't they be accused of cheating? Someone contact the IOC!

KeepOnCrappin (550) -- 01.16.2006

I dunno, it sounds leagal to me

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 10.19.2006

So, what you're saying is that the Chinese use MD brand TP?

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Toliet Paper (not verified) -- 10.11.2007

This is ironic, since China invented the world's first paper and the first toliet paper.

I guess they're experimenting with some sort of paper assassination technique... >.>
Anthrax toilet paper!!!

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