Editor's note: As she's wont to do from time to time, the great PoopReport Forums mistress Assblaster2000 has compiled a greatest (s)hits list – a brief summary of what many PoopReporters are missing by not venturing over into the this august site's adjunct toilet bowl. See what you're missing:
The horrors of backed up sewers. Fox may one day make a special about these stories: "When Poop Attacks." Check out these gruesome tales and share your own.
Shitless for the Holidays. Thanksgiving is probably the biggest poop-producing day of the year -- but Pooperscooper could not clog her toilet that day. Don't you hate when you get bunged up at the worst possible time?
Ewww! Sitting in someone else's poop. On a day when the rest of us are stuffing our faces, she sits on a toilet seat covered in someone else's crap. And then goes on to run a four mile race. Our PoopReporter In The Bushes is a brave woman. (That's her PoopReport handle. She's not actually in any bushes. Although she sometimes goes to the bathroom there.)
The Pink Jeans Incident. Written by our very own Shit Volcano, it's a classic tale of popping the other cherry: shitting your pants for the first time as an adult.
We don't always talk about poop... In the off-topic section of the forums, people are sharing their life's most embarrassing moments. The first story involves a man, a dryer, and a dildo. Just go read it.