For a small landlocked European country, Austria has offered up many remarkable things to the world. For hundreds of years they have given us delicious cakes and sweets; back in the 1930s we got the diminutive and furiously-tempered Adolf Hitler; and more recently on the scene has been the Governor of California. But this summer Eisenstadt, the provincial capital of Burgenland, launched an even bigger surprise: toilets erupting with giant hailstones.
Eisenstadt is an old town, with many historic buildings dating back hundreds of years. It can safely be presumed that much of its drainage system has not been modernized due to the disruption and damage such efforts would cause these buildings. (For this reason, many of the main cities in Europe still have sewers that have not been upgraded in well over a hundred years.)
In July, after temperatures had ventured towards ninety-five degrees, the area was deluged by a freak hailstorm. One apartment building in particular caught the brunt of the storm as the golf ball-sized hailstones forced their way up the waste pipes and blew out of the occupants' toilets like mini Krapatoas.
A likely cause is that the building is located near a junction of sewer mains which, once blocked by the ice, forced the hail through the routes of least resistance: the indoor plumbing.
Silvia Streit, a resident, displayed a great sense of stoic resistance. "I grabbed a board and put it over the toilet, but the pressure was so great I ended up sitting on the board as the hail flowed through the flat and down the stairs."
Compare this reaction to that of Martin Bierbauer, another resident, who was on his pan at the time. "Suddenly hailstones the size of golf balls started exploding out of the toilet like a popcorn machine. There was an avalanche of ice that filled the toilet, then the entire flat. I ran downstairs with the hailstones following me, and other residents did the same."
This was definitely an unpleasant event: having fecally-covered icy grapeshot shooting out of your toilet is scary. But this is also an interesting reflection of modern society these days. Look at the reactions: Silvia metaphorically hoisted up her undies and took personal responsibility to limit damages with her sturdy wooden plank. Martin, however, just stood there, trousers around his ankles, watching as the festering, frozen mess consumed his bathroom. Then, as he admitted, he ran away.
Martin is now demanding substantial damages; yet he was unwilling to do anything to help while the event took place. I know which of these two I'd want on my side if this sort of toilet terror happened to me.
