I hope they find these pranksters, so that they can have their butts glued to a toilet, then ripped off, then reglued... repeat about 20 times. I hope they have excessively hairy asses so that it hurts more.

That poor 3 year old kid. My goodness. Thanks to some asshole, that little girl is going to have a fear of public restrooms and will become a shameful shitter.

The most disturbing part of that story is that it was a handicapped stall. They were hoping for a handicapped person to get stuck on the toilet.
Those sick bastards.

KOC just sent me a link to a news video about this story. This might be one of the worst produced videos I have ever seen. Local news is so bad!

Good God, I should have watched the video before I sent it to you, Dave. That's the one they showed on my local news!

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I always check out the seat before sitting on it. It's a coincidence that these people all needed to go so badly, or the glue job must have been super fresh and wiped very thin.

The work of a professional, I'd say. A professional assbag. And, that newsclip WAS pretty bad. I agree with Dave.

Nice report, there, KOC.
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I always look too, even if I am to the point that I'm about to go in my pants before I make it to the toilet seat. People can leave some really nasty stuff on a toilet seat.

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Watching that video link made me seasick. Sort of like the "Blair Witch Project," or something.

Wow it is odd to think that someone would get a kick out of others torment in this way. But then again this world has become sick and twisted.
PVT McManus

I'm glad my 10 yr old son didn't see that news report. He is they type to try that in hopes of getting his sister stuck. Might be funny for a minute...... Like the dude in American Pie who had super glue put into his jerk off lube and had to get his hand removed from his willy at the hospital.... Not funny, but funny.

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PS, if I put some super glue into Hermione's pu

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Careful, TD. You might start a whole new branch of fetishism.

a couple little Viagra and a couple drops of super glue. WOW, a fetish in the making!

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For a downright fetish, you'd need Cialis.

Heh, yeah I guess Cialis would be a better choice. Then again, why do so many people take Viagra and Cialis when they can still get it up on their own?

Just so this comment stays on topic.... POOP!!! Don't wanna make PR look like a sex site.

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I think that they should ban glue in restrooms.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

that's cool!

You're an idiot!!!

Its sexual abuse.

Yep, I agree that its sick and very very not-funny.
The old Aussie practical joke of waiting until the party is in full swing, then smearing Vegemite around the rim of the dunny seat is a harmless one (only works on black seats, of course), but something like Super glue is FAR from harmless.
Sick bastards!
Let the punishment fit the crime.

Since this is the last month of school, my friends and I have become even more cautious about the bathrooms at our high school. Last spring, 7 girls who who were the first to sit down after the school's doors opened at 7:30 a.m., sat in some sort of a super glue substance. Two of them had to go home for a special shower and one, who is grossly overweight and sat farther back on the seat, had to be tended to by para-medics. They took the seat off the toilet and transported her with it and then used a special chemical at the hospital to pry her off it. Beginning the next day, I've started taking my Mom's advice and I now wipe the seat off before I sit down. Since this is senior prank time, I remain suspicious.

This is about as funny as dousing kittens in gasoline and setting them on fire. Anyone who does this sort of crap is an asshole of major proportions. It's one thing to plastic wrap the rim or slime a toilet seat with something like mayonnaise, it's a whole other ball game to give someone a trip to the hospital. I hope they caught the Salisbury Shithead and butt-raped him with a plunger!

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I'm just finishing my 9th grade year, but I wonder if each stall should be required to have the paper toilet seat sheets that you pull off and put down. I know I would use one and then not have to worry if the sprinkles on the seat are pee or from the flush. And of course I wouldn't have to poke the seat with my fingers to make sure it hasn't been super glued.

I'm a sophomore. Last year we started hearing stories about 2nd hour about how a couple of the guys had sat down to shit and instead sat in some type of ink the had been sprayed on the black seats. The next day someone put a transparent paper over the urinals and three or four guys got pretty wet when their pee was thrown back on them. The biggest problem for the rest of us was that the administration closed all but one of the restrooms for the remainder of the school year. Because more than 1,000 guys had to use the few urinals and three or four stalls right across from the main office, that really sucked because the lines were long and the place really got dirty fast.

They should be forced to do jumping jacks with their nuts crazy-glued to a cinder block.

No, Mandy, I don't think the toilet seat sheets would be a good idea. I'm in athletics and we travel to other schools, some of which have the covers and they are more problems then they are worth. First, the urine from the hover pissers you mention will go right through them and still get on you. Second, most of the time, the user doesn't remember to flick them into the bowl with the flush. Third, while I don't know what the schedule is like in your school, but the middle of the day, most of the boxes are all out and what do you do after you've already waited 10 or 15 minutes in line and then find that out? Also, our team captain came running to the bench for a unity meeting just before warm-ups with one dangling from under her uniform shorts. Wiping the seat first, as you suggested, might be a more effective thing to do.

This makes me wonder if you should have one of those little bottles of Purell in your purse or gym bag. I carry one in case there's no soap in a public restroom and I get pee on my hands (or if I'm having the Period and mess up - ew). Using a little TP and wiping the seat with some Purell might alleviate any fears you have about getting germs.

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I'm a 16 year old male. I don't think guys would go as far as Daphne does and carry a bottle of Purell in their bookbag, but most of us have been use to open stalls since grade school. In just my two years of high school, I've seen more guys pulling off toilet paper and laying it out over the seat before sitting down. I had never seen this done before except in large public bathrooms at places like the airport. My sister, who is in 7th grade, said her friends are doing it more, although she said she thinks its a hassle and it doesn't do any good and just wastes toilet paper. There was a story in our school newspaper last year on seat "sabotage" in other parts of the country, but I don't think it's happened in our building. But there was this boy at our district's other high school who sat down to crap, the seat broke or was broken off and he fell in. I used it as my current event in 9th grade social studies but my teacher didn't think it was "appropriate" and gave me a low grade on it and refused to talk about it in class.

Shame on your teacher! If you can discuss things like the Iraqi war and terrorism as current events, how is poop worse, especially if it's about kids your age?

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(...wiping tears of laughter from eyes)
"They should be forced to do jumping jacks with their nuts crazy-glued to a cinder block"
Oh, man, thats funny!
Under the supervision of a drill sergeant like the one in the Ren & Stimpy cartoons.

Ok, Mandy, you can have your required toilet seat sheets in each stall but I would bet that 9 of 10 girls wouldn't take the time to use them. Not that they shouldn't, but so many of my friends are like myself and we just wouldn't want the hassle. I'm sure there's been vandalism of the seats in schools in other parts of the country, but I guess we just don't see such pranks as pertaining to us. Old ladies on the other hand might prefer the seat sheets.

Anonymous Coward (05.04.08) brings up a good point that my boyfriend says he has started to do and that's putting paper over the seat when using a toilet at school. However, it's a small minority of girls who put the paper down and I don't think it's getting any larger. One reason might be that it's statistically known that ladies need more time to go to the bathroom and the seat lining just adds to the time. So many of my teachers are not very forgiving about tardies to class. Also, my boyfriend craps at school two or three times a week whereas us females need to use the stalls sometimes four or five times a day. I have one friend who's a hover pisser (I think its both messy and dumb!) and my boyfriend jokes about how it's very unlikely for a guy to be successful with a "hover shit." Also, most of the time at school, I'm having to wait for someone to exit a stall before I can go in. That cuts down the chances that someone has glued or otherwise tampered with the seat. Are the guys, however, more paranoid than the girls?

I, too, believe Happy Sitter's boyfriend may be onto something. In my high school, it's easy to monitor because there's no door on any of the stalls. In middle school we also had no doors and often all three or four stalls were taken by guys sitting shitting and with no paper between them and the seat. Beginning last year more guys started putting paper on the seat first and when occasionally there wasn't enough paper on the roll, they would go to (and even wait for) another stall to open. I agree with what Mandy says in a posting above. I feel if there's seat papers offered at places such as airports and Wal-Marts, they would also get used in schools. There's one problem, though, Mandy. I don't think too many of us are above to "poke" the seat with our fingers before sitting down to guard against sitting in glue. Us guys are more concerned about the urine which sometimes (actually quite often) is literally dripping from the seat. I find I wipe the seat first, and then I put the tissue down.