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Child poops on seat on Delta Bejing to D
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
August 19, 2014, 2 Comments

Ever wonder what it would be like to cross the vast Pacific in a giant chamber pot or bedpan rather than a plane? Wonder no more because it's now been done! The noses of passengers aboard a Delta Flight from Beijing to Detroit were recently titillated by the aroma of used Kung Pao Chicken when a...

Patrons' bananas and coconuts on di
Submitted by daphne
August 5, 2014, 2 Comments

The 25h (Twenty Five Hours) Hotel Bikini recently opened in Berlin. The ten-story building is one of many from the 25Hours group that designer Werner Aisslinger describes as "designed-oriented boutique hotels." At the top floor, one can dine in a 360-degree, panoramic-view restaurant...

Toilets pepper spring sports news
Submitted by daphne
May 8, 2014, 0 Comments

When I was a kid, I remember Pittsburgh Pirate Dave Parker went through a slump. This bothered me, as my new, woven-web ball glove came with his autograph; therefore I took notice when his stinky batting caused him to be showered later in right field with items tossed from the upper decks in...

Restroom accessibility goes to the dogs
Submitted by daphne
April 23, 2014, 0 Comments

The universe has delivered upon us the brown version of homeostasis this past week. Detroit, Michigan receives a brown thumbs up, and Miami/Dade County, Florida receives a big old thumbs down. In the balance? Our nation's disabled and their companion service dogs. As Poopreport’s resident bunny...

Macklemore wipes the seat like a boss
Submitted by daphne
March 13, 2014, 1 Comments

In case you have been hiding under a rock for the past two years, Macklemore is a Seattle-based musician who loves thrift shops and was rewarded by the music community for it with Grammy awards two years in a row, American Music awards, BET awards, and Billboard awards to name a few. He also...

Brooklyn pitbull puppy survives swallowi
Submitted by daphne
January 27, 2014, 6 Comments

Petey is not your average five month-old pitbull puppy. While most of these little darlings enjoy nibbling their owners' fingers and chewing on pig ears, Petey seemed to have developed a different taste for toys. Rawhide? No. That aforementioned pig ear? No. Sorry. A two-foot section of soft...

Shitty shrapnel shreds New Yorker to the
Submitted by daphne
October 15, 2013, 1 Comments

Porcelain has been handling the storing and serving needs of humanity for almost 2,000 years. We eat off of it. We store food in it. We cook in it. We drink out of it. We poop and pee in it. In order for porcelain to be so darned snappy at keeping some stuff in and other stuff out, it has to...

Foot flushers outnumber hand flushers an
Submitted by daphne
October 1, 2013, 2 Comments

We've all been there, driving on Route Whatever, when the need to go outweighs our fear of the horrors of the roadside restroom. It matters not, the reason we find ourselves scooting toward the pimply-faced teenager at the register and begging for a restroom key, one that is almost always attached...

Ukraine citizens' national pride wo
Submitted by daphne
August 14, 2013, 5 Comments

If Yakov Smirnoff had to sum up today's newswire, he might say, "In the United States, your stink offends the toilet freshener; in Ukraine, toilet freshener offends you." That's because the German manufacturer Henkel distributed a toilet freshener branded with the Ukraine flag's colors of blue and...

Murderous ingenuity and a short fuse: I
Submitted by daphne
July 24, 2013, 1 Comments

Toilet paper. When I think of it, images of bathrooms, flushing, those stupid Charmin Bears (how I hate the Charmin Bears), and of course pee and poop come to my mind. But murder? No … not until now. This week, an inmate at Florida’s Pinellas County Jail confessed to murdering his cell mate by...

Want to the see altar? Build a throne.
Submitted by daphne
June 28, 2013, 1 Comments

We’ve followed sanitation issues in India ever since our brave and fearless founder Dave took a year-long working assignment in New Dehli back in 2007. Six-hundred and twenty-six million men, women, and children in India are used to pooping in an open field or in an open sewer grate, because most...

Hong Kong Starbucks busted for using res
Submitted by daphne
May 31, 2013, 1 Comments

A Starbucks in Hong Kong has come under scrutiny from some angry customers when they discovered employers have been forced to use a water source located an arm's length from a urinal to make coffee. Ew! Since the shop opened two years ago, the procedure employers use to retrieve water has not...

Shit word gets new news anchor in deep s
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
May 29, 2013, 1 Comments

Poor A. J. Clemente: he may have established a new world's record for losing a job. Seconds into his first broadcast, he committed the unpardonable sin of mouthing not one but two taboo words into his microphone. He said he thought the mike was off and he was practicing his teasers (whatever...

McCarthy's caca caves in Hong Kong
Submitted by daphne
April 29, 2013, 1 Comments

The large inflated fecal art piece known as "Complex Pile," designed by artist Paul McCarthy, is at it again. In 2008, Thunderbox told us how the display ran amok in Switzerland, knocking down a power line and breaking a window of a children's home (and most likely causing the worst kinds of...

The "smell" of chlorine? It j
Submitted by daphne
April 25, 2013, 4 Comments

I used to smell like the pool itself by the time I was done with swim practice as a child. As a competitive swimmer, I smelled like chlorine all the time, actually. Or did I? Did I smell like chlorine ... or something else? I never put much thought to it until reading an article last night from...

P Diddy comes out as Pee Diddy: Selfless
Submitted by daphne
March 4, 2013, 0 Comments

Last month we shared Al Roker's story of how he sharted himself at the White House. It's a great time for celebrities to share embarrassing stories involving their nether regions, possibly, for Sean "Diddy" Combs seems to have joined in the fun, and we could not be happier. Or could we? While...

Twilight werewolf actor sentenced for ma
Submitted by daphne
February 25, 2013, 3 Comments

Talk about method acting. Eight weeks ago, Twilight werewolf pack member actor Bronson Pelletier was caught peeing in the middle of a terminal at Los Angeles International Airport. Tipsy on either wolfsbane or good old-fashioned alcohol, Pelletier decided he wasn't going to bother finding a...

Poop on the Moon?
Submitted by daphne
February 5, 2013, 1 Comments

We've seen the planting of the flag. We've heard the infamous words. Why did we never discuss the poop? You can find more neat-o science videos featuring Destin on his YouTube channel Smarter Every Day. The preceding video was posted this week in an article about things we left on the Moon....

Al Roker, shameless shitter, goes comman
Submitted by daphne
January 22, 2013, 4 Comments

A few years ago Al Roker underwent bariatric surgery in order to lose weight, and the jolly fat man we were used to seeing report the weather on NBC's "Today Show" became a jolly thin man. For those of you who do not know, bariatric surgery involves one of a few techniques to shrink the amount of...

Pee at your own risk: The Warsaw Express
Submitted by daphne
December 29, 2012, 4 Comments

If you are traveling to Warsaw by train this time of year, you might want to invest in some adult diapers, lest your nether regions end up in an adult version of this scene: ”Artur Kaminski a passenger on a train taking him from Szcecin, a Baltic port city, to Warsaw, opened the door to one of the...

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