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McCarthy's caca caves in Hong Kong
Submitted by daphne
April 29, 2013, 1 Comments

The large inflated fecal art piece known as "Complex Pile," designed by artist Paul McCarthy, is at it again. In 2008, Thunderbox told us how the display ran amok in Switzerland, knocking down a power line and breaking a window of a children's home (and most likely causing the worst kinds of...

The "smell" of chlorine? It j
Submitted by daphne
April 25, 2013, 4 Comments

I used to smell like the pool itself by the time I was done with swim practice as a child. As a competitive swimmer, I smelled like chlorine all the time, actually. Or did I? Did I smell like chlorine ... or something else? I never put much thought to it until reading an article last night from...

P Diddy comes out as Pee Diddy: Selfless
Submitted by daphne
March 4, 2013, 0 Comments

Last month we shared Al Roker's story of how he sharted himself at the White House. It's a great time for celebrities to share embarrassing stories involving their nether regions, possibly, for Sean "Diddy" Combs seems to have joined in the fun, and we could not be happier. Or could we? While...

Twilight werewolf actor sentenced for ma
Submitted by daphne
February 25, 2013, 3 Comments

Talk about method acting. Eight weeks ago, Twilight werewolf pack member actor Bronson Pelletier was caught peeing in the middle of a terminal at Los Angeles International Airport. Tipsy on either wolfsbane or good old-fashioned alcohol, Pelletier decided he wasn't going to bother finding a...

Poop on the Moon?
Submitted by daphne
February 5, 2013, 1 Comments

We've seen the planting of the flag. We've heard the infamous words. Why did we never discuss the poop? You can find more neat-o science videos featuring Destin on his YouTube channel Smarter Every Day. The preceding video was posted this week in an article about things we left on the Moon....

Al Roker, shameless shitter, goes comman
Submitted by daphne
January 22, 2013, 4 Comments

A few years ago Al Roker underwent bariatric surgery in order to lose weight, and the jolly fat man we were used to seeing report the weather on NBC's "Today Show" became a jolly thin man. For those of you who do not know, bariatric surgery involves one of a few techniques to shrink the amount of...

Pee at your own risk: The Warsaw Express
Submitted by daphne
December 29, 2012, 4 Comments

If you are traveling to Warsaw by train this time of year, you might want to invest in some adult diapers, lest your nether regions end up in an adult version of this scene: ”Artur Kaminski a passenger on a train taking him from Szcecin, a Baltic port city, to Warsaw, opened the door to one of the...

New York's Siobhan Meow: cat poop p
Submitted by daphne
December 12, 2012, 8 Comments

Jupiter was one of the hundreds of cats that New York City artist Siobhan Meow has loved and cared for over the years. He passed away this October, but not before giving Siobhan an inspiration ... a wet, stinky, artistic inspiration. Jupiter's doodying on a piece of canvas prompted Siobhan to...

Cee Lo Green earns honorary PoopReport s
Submitted by daphne
December 11, 2012, 6 Comments

Christina Aguilera is in the news this week, not for her own antics or amazing singing voice, but for outing Cee Lo Green once and for all as a chronic farter on "The Ellen Degeneres Show." "Well, that's why I have the fan," she admitted, and then claimed that "everyone knows." (Much like Larry...

Single malt urinals? Yes, we're ta
Submitted by daphne
November 29, 2012, 5 Comments

Many Poopreporters have reported to us about civet cat poop coffee, or Kopi Luwak. No one, however, told me about diabetic urine whiskey. Yes, I said diabetic urine whiskey. James Gilpin has Type 1 diabetes. His body does not properly produce insulin, and so he uses injections of the chemical...

Man shot over botched booty call and clo
Submitted by daphne
November 20, 2012, 3 Comments

”My momma warned me about people like you.” I think we’ve all heard this before. In my house, my father warned me about different people, however, not my mother. He would see someone and say, “Now stay away from him. I know he wants to date you, but he’s got kids. You don’t know how...

Cell phones: Dirtier than your toilet se
Submitted by daphne
November 10, 2012, 4 Comments

News station KARE 11 from the Minneapolis/St. Paul area of Minnesota recently reported on an experiment news crew members performed regarding the cleanliness of cell phones. Their verdict? Yuck! They're filthy. In fact, they easily are capable of carrying more bacteria than that which can be...

Political dog poop bags: Now your candid
Submitted by daphne
October 18, 2012, 2 Comments

Poop is universal. We all poop. From the butts of the most humble New York City street person to our world leaders, poop debuts. It is the goal of Poopreport.com to bring people together over poop humor, all of us, and because of this fact we rarely like to discuss politics. The divisive nature...

Fecal transplants more successful throug
Submitted by ChiefThunderbutt
October 3, 2012, 5 Comments

After surviving a near-fatal car accident, beautiful young Kaitlin Hunter found herself battling a devastating bacterial infection in her colon that also threatened her life. The good bacteria in her innards were wiped out along with the bad ones, and she ended up with a life-threatening colony of...

Zimbabwe citizens asked to synchronise t
Submitted by daphne
September 28, 2012, 3 Comments

Berkeley Breathed's Bloom County character Binkley thought of it first: Flush all the toilets at once! Of course, he was talking about all the toilets in the Pentagon, and his goal was to "create mass higgelty-piggelty," not to unblock a clogged and failing city sewer system. In the city of...

Star Toilet Paper: Wipe your butt with s
Submitted by daphne
September 19, 2012, 1 Comments

Personally, I miss colored toilet paper. White paper is boring, and while the average wiper might not consider it, the bleaching process that toilet paper goes through to become boring is bad for the environment *. I also like to read in the bathroom. At home I can grab a copy of Tolkien'sThe...

Poop: Possibly residing on a hotel telev
Submitted by the thin brown line
August 30, 2012, 4 Comments

So you just arrived to a hotel destination after a 16-hour, one-layover flight from Hell. You are tired. Your clothes are clinging to body residue from that long trip through three airport terminals, sitting on your ass in a small space for long stretches of time, and a taxi ride on the Autobahn...

Our Native American ancestors:What their
Submitted by the thin brown line
August 28, 2012, 2 Comments

In Arizona, 20 human specimens of coprolite have been dissected to tell tales of dietary fare and a possible link to Type II diabetes. Dating back to A.D. 1150, poop samples from Antelope Cave reveal a diet so rich in fiber that, by today's standards, would ease the most stubborn human...

Gates Foundation Reinvent The Toilet Res
Submitted by daphne
August 18, 2012, 2 Comments

Up north of here in Seattle earlier this week, Bill Gates awarded the winners of the Reinvent the Toilet Fair. (We discussed the contest and its purpose this Wednesday in a previous article and attached video.) The fair's big winner represented the California Institute of Technology. Michael...

Lacerations from faulty exploding toilet
Submitted by daphne
August 17, 2012, 2 Comments

Attention, Home Depot and Lowe's Shoppers! Attention, all butt owners! Attention! If you bought the Flushmate III Pressure-Assisted Flushing System or a toilet with one installed, you might want to thank your lucky stars that your butt isn't lacerated! What? Lacerated? As it rectal ribbons?...

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