Somewhere deep in the stagnant recesses of the Internet, there's a PoopReporter named Arnold. As far as I know, he's never written any stories, and he's never posted any comments. I don't know a thing about him except that he sends me links. Lots and lots of links. Sometimes with commentary, but usually just a link with only an email subject line to explain it. Since the last time I've posted reader emails, Arnold has sent me enough links to, well, to dedicate this collection exclusively to his findings. All of the following was sent to me by the mysterious and dedicated Arnold.
Arnold, whoever you are, introduce yourself in the comments below so we can thank you for diligently plying the dank corners of the web for our continued entertainment.