Into the brown: the Arnold edition

Into the brown: the Arnold edition

Posted 08.09.2006 by Dave

Somewhere deep in the stagnant recesses of the Internet, there's a PoopReporter named Arnold. As far as I know, he's never written any stories, and he's never posted any comments. I don't know a thing about him except that he sends me links. Lots and lots of links. Sometimes with commentary, but usually just a link with only an email subject line to explain it. Since the last time I've posted reader emails, Arnold has sent me enough links to, well, to dedicate this collection exclusively to his findings. All of the following was sent to me by the mysterious and dedicated Arnold.

The Philippine president has the squirts!
And after her bout with the diarrhea, Ms. Arroyo finds herself opposing the death penalty. Arnold notes that the article makes it seem as if the two are linked.
Funny video of a Japanese television bathroom prank.
The health consequences of sitting -- and the confusion of squatting.
The flatulence deodorizer.
An animated Japanese potty training video. "The end is where I lost it. The kid sitting on the pot straining just rang a bell with me."
More Japanese potty training videos.
A history of sewers.
A catalog of three toilet-related products you never knew existed. "I have no vested interest other than educational."
"This one you gotta work with me on. The guy on this video demonstrates how he communicates with aliens. Near the end of the video he lets you listen to the aliens "chatter". If it doesn't sound like someone with diarrhea then I'm outta the loop."
A patent for the automatic toilet seat cleaning system -- and a video of it in action.
A wiki dedicated to toilet-related injuries.
The mystery of rabbit poop. "How does the rabbit get those essential nutrients? She eats the cecotropes as they exit the anus."
"The best excrement disposal accessories, hands-down."
$hitty Underwear = Safe

Arnold, whoever you are, introduce yourself in the comments below so we can thank you for diligently plying the dank corners of the web for our continued entertainment.

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Hu Flung Dung (89) -- 08.09.2006

I think the best is of the ambiguous ET communicator. I had those same sound effects in one of those little hand-held battery-operated noise makers. The rest are pretty standard fare for interesting the average poop reporter.
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Yes, those are my brown spots. Yes, those are your walls.

Double Flush (604) -- 08.09.2006

It's too bad Arnold doesn't register. Quite interesting how he's sent all the links though.

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"Double the flush, double the fun" --The Amazing Anus

Arnold (not verified) -- 08.09.2006

I feel so honored to be among the great. I'm just a little turd compared to all you great pieces of sh*t.
I bow, carefully, to you all.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 08.09.2006

Does anybody here remember "Green Acres"?

Fart Poopie (1257) -- 08.10.2006

I know of Green Acres, I might even be able to sing you parts of the theme song, but it was way, WAY before my time. ;-)

Fart Poopie (1257) -- 08.10.2006

I want a talking toilet paper roll dispenser. You could program it to say something festive during any holiday. You can have it wish family members a happy birthday. You can even use it to remind the little ones to wash their hands or have it say other things to help along the potty training process. Very cool!

Doesn't take much to impress me. :-)

Chuck (294) -- 08.11.2006

Try singing the "Green Acres" theme to Jimi Hendrix' "Purple Haze".

SamDamnit (1192) -- 08.22.2006

Welcome to the mysterious Arnold. I can think of all sorts of uses for that talking toilet paper roll. Most of them are rather rude.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Prince of Poop

brownnote89 (1) -- 08.10.2008

I really enjoyed some of those links...especially the HILARIOUS Japanese restroom show...

LeandraCullen (389) -- 08.10.2008

The Phillipine president one was interesting...
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I will never shit somewhere that only has that horrible, scratchy brand of toilet paper. That stuff sucks!