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Japanese sewage plant strikes gold

Posted 02.09.2009 by Shits Happily I...
A sewage company in the Nagano prefecture of Japan has a golden idea. Rather than just let the yellow mellow, Nagano Prefecture Suwa Construction Office has decided to mine the city's raw sewage for gold.

And not just from swallowed jewellery that made the trip south! According to the Pink Tentacle, "the Suwa Basin is home to numerous precision machining companies, metal plating facilities and hot springs, which may explain the high concentration of gold in the wastewater sludge."

The plan wasn't initially met with accolades, as the cost of the actual mining was thought to outweigh any benefits. But apparently the plan is working. The company has mined enough of the precious metal to expect the first month's profit to total 5 million yen -- that is, $56,000. In fact, by this spring, the company expects five tons of molten fly ash to yield fifteen million yen, or $167,000. With three tons of ash mined per day, this looks like a promising figure. There seems to be a lot of shine-ola in that shit.

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Thunderbox (1382) -- 02.09.2009

It`s probably all the gold teeth from people that the Yakuza have killed and dumped in the sewage.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 02.09.2009

Is this going to create a new market for cheap gold? I can just imagine giving my girl a ring made from golf found here. "um honey, I love the ring! How did you ever find one in just this color? And scented too!"

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Leaky Bowel King (458) -- 02.10.2009

Wow. This is a crazy way to mine for gold. Too bad the 49ers from back in the day didn't think of this. And I think I now know were to purchase my girlfriend's engagements ring.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 02.10.2009

LBK, are you thinking of getting the ring too? My girl and I have been looking for a while. I'm excited, but a)she has expensive taste, and b)I'm not that rich. Hence why I am so excited for "recycled" gold.

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Leaky Bowel King (458) -- 02.10.2009

I know whatcha mean nine inch, my girl thinks that because her lil sis has a $1500 ring she has to have a $1501 ring. It's ridiculous. I don't understand women but you gotta do what you gotta do. I asked her one day if she got pissed if I bought her a $1500 ring at a steep discount and she said yes. I dont get it. I guess it's just somethng to show off. But, if she doesn't know, how could she care. Recycled gold sounds good to me. Now, if only they could find some "shitty' diamonds.

Nine Inch Log (564) -- 02.13.2009

You are lucky. My girl wants me to add another zero to the price of her ring. My theory: fly to Africa and get some blood diamonds. Sell a few and keep the best for me.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Deja Poo (999) -- 02.13.2009

If happen to need dentistry done in Japan, don't go for the gold fillings.
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Exit Only (not verified) -- 02.20.2009

I wandered off of the Itchy Butt hole thread which may have been closed as the freshest comment was in 2004 Anyway, I wanted to state this and hope that the WEB Keeper will get it to the posting...I noticed as I aged that after reaching 25 Mexican food no longer sat well in my stomach overnight and antacids had to step in, it was also at this time that I started having larger and more intense FARTS when these started they were just air without any scent at all (no really my girlfriend was amazed at the oderless truth) but as age continued to roll along I started seeing rust in my shorts and the excaping hot gas was the only possibility as I always kept my rectal exhaust pipes clean...I noticed the gas having a more difficult route of escape in tight jeans caused "DEW" that caused itching such as you other posters have mentioned and I am a supporter and ardent "Don't scratch it" person I then cleaned the entire crack & scrotum underbelly with rubbing alcohol ie: Isopropyl 70 or 90% and if you haven't scratched it,it won't burn (unless your having the pre-pucker of hemmaroids) even if it burns some, it is far healthier to do that over the things I have read on the "Itchy Arse" thread, however,I went to using Johnson's Baby Powder (until my now wife told me it could cause "Prostrate") but her information that the powder could cause that was not verified and as such I have gone back to using the baby powder on my Butt Crack & up to my occasionaly itchy balls. But I highly reccommend keeping your privates aired out as much as possible and using a "Tushie Roll" of toliet paper in your butt crack when you can't air it out or are running around sweaty in that region, the Alcohol will clean & sanitize the area and the baby powder will keep it comfortable all day long. As you age your spinkter will have losses hence you may get skid marks in your shorts when you are a very clean butt wiper because it is from misty poop particles projected with your fart gas and even if your young a Snickers bar and a Seven UP can make the sh*t fly!!! My last thought WOW I can't believe the girl who had the pinworms that took it in the poop schute for her boyfriend who started screaming as the pinworms started munching on his penis...Wow what a story...Ya just don't find in the "Readers Digest"

daphne (4406) -- 02.21.2009

Exit Only, if you're talking about the Itchy Ass Crack thread, it has been active constantly. Did you see the different pages, or just the first one?


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