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Jesus, poop, and the Indy 500

Posted 03.15.2007 by Bilgepump
Perusing my hometown paper (to which Pop still subscribes), I came across a gem of an article regarding Christ's Family Church in Hastings, Minnesota. ("Oh, Hastings!" I hear you all saying, "isn't that the home of Super Bowl champion tight end Ben Utecht of the Indianapolis Colts?" To which I reply, "Why yes, as a matter of fact, it is.")

Back to the story at hand. It would seem Pastor Paris Pasch has redecorated a bit. Entering the men's room at Christ's Family is now, apparently, like walking on to pit row at the Indianapolis 500 -- replete with hubcaps, brake rotors, brake pads, and a no parking sign above the toilet. A parking meter adorns the wall, and the stall sides and doors are air brushed with flames. I found some images on this blog.

"Our men's room gives members a reason to invite people to church," says Pastor Pasch.

Church member and wall artist Scott Girneau agrees. "Too many people feel they don't belong. Our hope is that when a person may not necessarily feel welcome, he can walk into the bathroom and say,'cool!'"

Yeah. That's the first thing I do when I'm feeling unwelcome in a church... head for the can.

"That is what Christ's Family Church is all about: reaching those who have become disenchanted with religion, but are searching for a relationship with Jesus Christ." said Pasch.

Hmmmm. Not only is it freaking cold in Minnesota, but they are all flippin' nuts as well. And you wonder why I moved to the desert.

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Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 03.15.2007

Those flames are AWESOME! They look good enough to be on the side of a Toby Keith style F350.

Makes me wish I had actually figured out how to pee standing up when I tried it when I was 4.

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It's YOUR cat, YOU get his poop out of my sink!

The Dumpster (2506) -- 03.15.2007

With all those flames, if the pastor ever preaches on Hell, he could hold the services there in the Men's Room.

Wonder what the Ladies' looks like? A roller-derby theme, perhaps?

Anal About Poop (238) -- 03.15.2007

This so cool. I'll have submit this idea to the elders in our church.

Great comment! +1 point
Chuck (284) -- 03.15.2007

Interview following a bowel movement:"I'd like to thank the Team Penske, Chevy Monte Carlo, Pennzoil, Sunoco, Tide Detergent, Coca-Cola toilet for a smooth handling ride. This was a team effort. I can't thank my pit crew enough. This toilet took what I dished out and came through like a champion."

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 03.15.2007

Whoa! That's some quality flamage! I'd put that in GoBoy's bathroom. Sweet.

Rick Warren started this whole "appeal to the masses" thing, you know. It's the trend now for churches to do stuff like this; they want to get out of their "stuffed shirt" image.

The Shit Volcano (3737) -- 03.15.2007

That's an awesome bathroom. I especially love the airbrushed flames.

I just have one question. What did they do in the women's room? Dare I ask?

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If a man farts and no one's around, does he make a sound?

daphne (3514) -- 03.16.2007

Fire painted in a church bathroom. Interesting. I know a few "christians" who should join this congregation - they'll need to get used to the flames.


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

ThePoopMime (25) -- 03.16.2007

some one put a lot of love in to that bathroom
the amazing sign above the stall is awesome

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40,000 Americans are injured by toilets each year.

Great comment! +1 point
daphne (3514) -- 03.16.2007

"Gentlemen, fart your engines..............."


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Bunga Din (1239) -- 03.16.2007

Gives a hole new meaning to the term the brickyard.

Awesome report Bilgepump, one question though, which minister was guilty of the "VIOLATION"?

Bilgepump (1629) -- 03.16.2007

Daph, had to "great" that sucker...why didn't I think of that!!!

werewolf poopin... (101) -- 03.16.2007

Finally an appropriate place to make a pit stop... too bad women don't have the same opportunity.

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...and they all lived crappily ever after!

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