It's time once again to don rubber gloves, pinch my nose, and crack open my inbox to see what's inside.

First off, Troy sends in this article -- which, incidentally, he wrote -- about the feces-throwing principal.

Larry writes: "My name is Larry Glanz and I am author a funny bathroom poop book you may find interesting. The book is entitled ‘The Ultimate Book of Bathroom Etiquette and Humor'."

Roger says: "While we've all seen how Stallone was interviewed about the three seashells in Demolition Man {reported on PoopReport here}, it is only now that an illustrated guide on how to use them has seen the light of day." Behold.

Arnold bequeaths upon our glorious forum radiation-blocking underwear, motorized toilets, the Moroccan family kicked out of their toilet home, the 2007 Best Restroom Awards, some lady who does toilet paper embroidery, the $10,000 toilet, and the GPS toilet locator. Oh yes, and he's caught Kohler combining hot girls and toilets into some sort of pointless marketing campaign.

While jogging one morning, Frank2401 came across this depressing sight:

Chuck found this great story on Best of Craigslist. Guess where it was originally published? He also found the world's most amazing bathrooms and a word you should know. Samdamnit found a game theory analysis of whether the toilet seat should be up or down. Crapola found a collection of stories about cellphone flushing. DungDaddy likes the Grim Reaper toilet brush. And Madamex52 found the Pee Poo Plush Dolls.

Ken Turetzky has written a fun little song entitled Her Shit Don't Stink. You can see the lyrics and listen to a clip on his site. Here's his album cover:

Here's a clip from Miranda July's 2005 movie You and Me and Everyone we Know that you should watch. Note: it's much less creepy and much more heartwarming in the context of the whole movie.

Vince wants you to visit his site (but only after you visit this one, of course): "Poopatwork.com takes a humorous approach to this topic based on the insights of an advertising guy with a fascination and fear of pooping in the office since his first job out of college."

And finally, my brother sends in the view from what he thinks is the world's most scenic outhouse, high in the Colorado Rockies. He might be right.