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Sweet justice for the Scranton Toilet Curser

Posted 10.30.2008 by daphne
Pennsylvania City Ordered to Pay Damages for Unconstitutional Arrest

When Bilgepump reported last year about Dawn Herb’s arrest for yelling at her toilet, I along with many Poopreporters were outraged. We questioned the validity of her arrest due to the fact that she was merely exercising her First Amendment rights when she declared a verbal Jihad on her piece of shit shitter.

It seems that since Ms. Herb could not grab her balls and get down to business, she grabbed the other two things a smart woman grabs these days when she feels her rights have been violated – a lawyer and someone from the ACLU. Thusly armed, Ms. Herb threatened a lawsuit; and in an effort to prevent a civil suit that could end up costing more, the city of Scranton has awarded her $19,000.00 for her legal fees.

The mayor of Scranton, Chris Doherty, stated that "Just because you wear a uniform doesn’t allow you to make your own personal judgments. You have to follow the law." Well, yes, Chris, you do.

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Thunderbox (1379) -- 10.30.2008

Excellent - let`s have a worldwide toilet cursing day. What should it be called?

daphne (4405) -- 10.30.2008

Hmmm. "Lavatory Explicatory 2008"?


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Deja Poo (999) -- 10.31.2008

Every time I plop my ass on the seat, my toilet knows that it's existence is cursed. In fact, it just got treated to a Trader Joe's Dried Peaches special, not even 5 minutes ago. Does that qualify for your toilet cursing event, Tbox?
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Thunderbox (1379) -- 11.03.2008

Why not, Deja - instead of shouting at it defile it with your worst anal atrocity. No flushing, of course.

Anyone encountered the opposite of this - a cursed toilet, a kind of possessed pan?

Deja Poo (999) -- 11.07.2008

The Scranton Toilet Curser must have taken lessons from that other favorite son of Scranton, Joe Biden.
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kidsensation23 (13) -- 11.09.2008

Swearing at your toilet is every Americans constitutional right. If you can't verbally abuse your toilet you can never truly be free.

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