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K-Mart sued for squeezing the Charmin

Posted 12.10.2007 by daphne
The Pennsylvania Department of Revenue considers toilet paper a necessity. Therefore, it is not taxed. In fact, it's against the law for a licensed vendor in this country to tax items that their state's Department of Revenue says are not to be taxed. In Pennsylvania, the penalty for improper taxation is one hundred dollars or the amount of the damages, whichever is greater, according to Pennsylvania's Unfair Trade Practices and Consumer Protection Law.

This is why Mary Bach successfully sued K-Mart for taxing her toilet paper.

In October, the Murrysville woman went to court and submitted her sales receipts as evidence. According to these receipts, the store had twice taxed her twenty-eight cents for the purchase of a twelve-pack roll of toilet paper. After she brought it to K-Mart's attention, the chain immediately offered to settle out of court. But she refused to accept.

That's because, according to Ms. Bach, the settlement required that she sign a confidentiality agreement stating that she would not discuss the case or its particulars. Her goal was not to recover her twenty-eight cents, but to encourage others to be aware of what is taxable and what is not, and to make sure they aren't taken advantage of while shopping this holiday season.

K-Mart says it will not appeal the decision. Kim Freely, a spokeswoman for the company, stated "We don't want to fight with our customers... we apologize for the inconvenience and the problem is being corrected."

The article didn't say whether every K-Mart shopper had been taxed for toilet paper; but, seeing as how store register systems are programmed with UPC updates weekly, I can't imagine Ms. Bach was the only one. Whether or not others come forward remains to be seen, but it wouldn't surprise me if more consumers checked their old receipts after reading about this incident. I know if I'd been unfairly taxed for toilet paper -- and that I could get one hundred dollars for it -- I would take the money. One hundred dollars sounds pretty good.

But then again, maybe I'd just ask to be reimbursed the extra tax and then see if I could get some free popcorn. I like popcorn.

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Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 12.11.2007

I'd go for a lifetime supply of asswipe. I know that'd make me feel better and heal the emotional scars.

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Merry feeking Christmas and a crappy New Year to all!

daphne (3599) -- 12.11.2007

I still like popcorn. However after considering the affair, I'd also go for some Starburst.


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HowleyKook (93) -- 12.11.2007

This is more frivolous crap that is clogging up our judicial system.
This broad should have to pay double for this shit!!!
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Bilgepump (1673) -- 12.11.2007

Howleykook, how is holding a store that has been ripping you off, regardless of the amount, accountable, frivolous? Not just ripping you off, but under the guise of state or federal taxation?

Bunga Din (1239) -- 12.11.2007

HowleyKook, are you against this because YOU SIR, ARE THE PERSON THAT INSTITUTED THIS AT KMART!
Sure it looks like a few cents here and there but K-Mart sells MILLIONS of packages of ass wipe and this money never gets paid to the state. Your little SLUSH FUND is now KAPUT!

Your days of riding in limo's, hookers snorting coke off your gold plated condom as you tool around BOCA with your new found millionaire midget real estate friends while on your way to Tom Vu's Yacht to party hard at the expense of us poorer impoverished poopers are OVER.

And you thought you could fool us all with your love of law and misogynist rant! HA!

HowleyKook (93) -- 12.11.2007

What exactly is wrong with limos, hookers and midget millionaires as friends?

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Bunga Din (1239) -- 12.11.2007

Nothing, but doing this at the expense of us shitters is criminal! Why can't you earn your money like a decent person by selling junk bonds or title loans!

HowleyKook (93) -- 12.11.2007

I bow to you Bunga Din, as it seems you're a little constipated, and that makes you absolutely right about everything - Metamucel comes in sugar free now and it works. Were you Mary Bach's counsel? hmmm
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