I would just like to congratulate AB2K on a job well-done putting up The Dumpster's avatar. I believe he requested your cyber-assistance, and you came through.

I think all posters should have avatars if they possibly can. It adds so much to the ambience of The Forums.

OMG, TBW, no kidding! The service on this site is so great! All I did was mention that I liked the photo of the dumpster on SamDamnit's fabulous post, "The Search for the Toilet Graveyard," and the next thing I know, I have the avatar to end all avatars! And I didn't do shit!

If either of our PR candidates, C. Everett Poop or SamDamnit, becomes President, I hope AB2K will be appointed Commissioner of the IRS. Can you imagine the change--people lined up to voluntarily and gratefully pay their taxes, etc.?

Many, many thanks to AB2K and Sam for their help in giving me this wonderful avatar--Ye Poop People, Head for the Forums!!

Interesting.

But since I am banned from posting on the Forums I rarely read it.

We could make doniker Chief of Homeland Security.

I just have one question.
SamDamnit, is that real or is it photoshopped?

If it's real, I must have one... or two.

If you're talking about Dumpster's avatar, the dumpster is real, but I slapped the PR logo on the front.

Normally I don't comment on BMNewswire accounts that were not written by me but in this case I will "be a sport". The forums are a great way of discovering your Poopreporting buddies, who they are, what they groove to and why they hang out here, if you don't visit the forums you'll miss the wisdom of the upper echelon of the poopreporting fraternity, and sadly be shallower because of it.

"[T]he upper echelon of the poopreporting fraternity...." Shit floats, bunga.

OK....the forums look interesting....dont want to be in the "rear echelon" of a poop brigade..
Hey Bunga....sounds like The Dumpster is saying you can make shit "go uphill".
Whuta compliment....
Now to find a good avatar....I'll see you big PR's in the trenches

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

Ha ha! I am converting people, slowly but surely. Soon the whole world will join the forums . . . muahahahahahaha!

(Except for Logjam)

OMG!!!!!!! Not to divert anybody from PR, but google "the forums," and the first thing that comes up is www.gardenwebs.com. This is OBSCENELY funny!

Then, come right on back to PR....

No, i didn't mean the dumpster, I meant SamDamnit's pooping garden gnome.

The garden gnome is real. You can get one from Prank Place.
http://www.prankplace.com/gnomes.htm?KBID=1103&sub=gnomes

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

AB2K, in the link to "The Great Poop Sync of 2006" in the upper right hand corner of this screen, is that a picture of you, Dave and TBW maybe?

I can't see the picture, dumster.

Keep reloading. It pops up about every third (or is it turd?) time.

Nice! Thanks SamDamnit.
My front steps need one of those.

Here's the picture in question. I try to keep those little images fresh... usually without success. Anyone good at photoshop or art want to make pics like those?

So, St. Dave, which one is you? I was told you look like Jerry Seinfeld (or at least think you do).

I'm the one in front.

That's right.

You handsome devil. Thank "doodness" you are spending your life on something important like this, instead of running for Governor of California.

Daaave . . . that's the woman in the front! Ewww. That would make it me. Damn, I'm not THAT ugly.

Dave is the dorky one with the glasses.

Who kinda looks like Curly in The Three Stooges? Figures.

No; I'm wrong--It is the "woman"[?] in the front who looks like Curly. The guy with the glasses reminds me of George Herbert Walker Bush.