Happy Holidays! I'm Mademoiselle Crapola, your Personal Shopper, direct from Fifth Avenue in New York City!
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Butt here for your consideration are a few additional choices, hand-picked by *moi*!
For that special lady...
For that special man...
For that special little one...
And if the little one has been especially good...
Joyeux Noel!
Et Joyeux Merde!
Merci Beaucoup,
Mlle. Crapola