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More gift ideas from our own Mlle. Crapola

Posted 12.09.2005 by Crapola
Happy Holidays! I'm Mademoiselle Crapola, your Personal Shopper, direct from Fifth Avenue in New York City!

My dears, you *must, must, must* consider the wonderful wares offered on PoopReport.com!

Butt here for your consideration are a few additional choices, hand-picked by *moi*!

For that special lady...

For that special man...

For that special little one...

And if the little one has been especially good...

Joyeux Noel!
Et Joyeux Merde!

Merci Beaucoup,
Mlle. Crapola

Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
Tydirium (516) -- 12.10.2005

The Tiffany's thing is great!

Crapola (246) -- 12.10.2005

Ty,

Dave said exactly the same thing when I submitted it!

For shits and giggles, I also like the $75 toddler potty complete with *reading rack and toilet paper roll*. As if toilet-training-age kids can read and wipe their own ass! Ha! Well, maybe some of them can...

Piece Out!
Crapola

Fart Poopie (1257) -- 12.11.2005

The tiffany's link isnt working for me. What is it?

Dave (11627) -- 12.11.2005

The Tiffany's thing should work -- it goes to a generic "pick your country" page. Once you select your country, you'll get to it...

Crapola (246) -- 12.11.2005

Dear Fart Poopie,

Try this link!

Piece Out!
Crapola

PS - I might be one of the few people in human history to actually write "Dear Fart Poopie"

PooperGal (527) -- 12.12.2005

My nine-year-old nephew would love a "dump" truck full of gooey brown stuff. Great gift ideas.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

The Big Wiper (2245) -- 12.09.2006

I've always wondered about padded, come-hither underwear. Doesn't it fall under the category of false advertising? Isn't someone doomed to disappointment when bedtime rolls around? Just wonderin'!
_______
Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

The Thunderous ... (687) -- 12.09.2006

Yeah but that padding may or may not come in handy in case of dookie slippage. Or a shart gone awry.

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