Oprah's poop report

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Oprah Winfrey is probably not aware of the impending release of Dave's book about poop, but she may very well be creating widespread societal demand for it just in time for the big event. Thanks to Oprah, Dave's book will most likely be flying off the shelves faster than toilet paper during a diarrhea epidemic.

Oprah has begun to have Dr. Mehmet Oz, a Turkish-American thoracic surgeon and author, appear on her show on a somewhat regular basis. The forty-six-year-old Ohio native performs about four hundred heart surgeries annually, and his book entitled You: The Owner's Manual is listed on the New York Times bestseller list. During the episode Oprah did with Dr. Oz concerning colon health, the doctor made reference to poop, explaining that a healthy person should be producing poop that is more or less "shaped like an S."

Just one mention of the word "poop" by a well-known celebrity on national television, it seemed, was all it took to break down the walls of embarrassment and fear and allow folks to inquire about issues regarding bodily functions that have concerned and intrigued them for years. Because once this little tidbit was released to the unsuspecting public, the result was a flood of emails to Harpo Productions from people wanting to know more about poop. So great was the demand for more answers, in fact, that Oprah devoted yesterday's show to answer some of the most common poop questions asked by viewers.

Among other "embarrassing questions," Oprah asked Dr. Oz about poop color, consistency, frequency, and the presence of blood in poop. There was even a query or two concerning the intensity of stink, or lack thereof. Dr. Oz gave answers to those questions in easy-to-understand language and also used several animations in order to help viewers "see" how poop is made and how things are supposed to work inside the body. He was able to provide an entertaining, yet very informative, presentation concerning poop and our health relative to it.

You've already heard it from me. Now hear it from Oprah and Dr. Oz.


Dave says: I was looking on Youtube to see if there were any clips of Oprah talking about poop. There weren't, but there was this response to Oprah's poop show by Jimmy Kimmel. "Find out once and for all: Where does Oprah's poop go?"

15 Comments on "Oprah's poop report"

Fecal Follies's picture
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First comment, yay!

I suspect this will garner me my first "Laming" but I'm gonna say it anyhow ...

Always thought Oprah's show was shit ... it's just that it took her this long to make it the topic.

However, may Dave's book be majorly boosted thereby!


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Oprah had Dr. Oz on her show last year too.

Though my archaic computer played it in slow motion, I got a kick out of the You Tube film. Especially the angels bagging up the poop, and taking it away from Chicago.

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FF, you are getting lamed for saying "first post/comment." That is about the most aggravating thing on this site.

Nothing personal, but I think everybody who does that needs to get lamed.

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FF - "Always thought Oprah's show was shit"
Must agree. I had hoped to see the turd angels deposit the Oprahshit on Tom Cruise's head though.

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Mom, how on earth did you ever manage to get that wonderful x-ray video of Oprah? Are you tight with Steadman or something?? I'm reasonably certain, after viewing that, I want nothing to do with your video library...you're a sick and twisted individual...probably why I like you so much!

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Did you hear that Oprah got arrested for possession of controlled substances? When the police pulled her over, they looked up under her dress and found 40 pounds of crack.

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So when is Oprah's protege, Dr. Phil, gonna be pronounced full of shit?

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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Oprahs so full of shit her skin turned a nice shade of poopy brown.

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Dumpster, given the HUGE number of "first comment" comments I've read on the site I concluded that it was a tradition around here.

And they haven't been lamed, either.


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That Jimmy Kimmel video is hilarious.

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That's a great video from Jimmy Kimmel! Thanks for putting up the link to it, Dave! I've always wondered about the celebrity poop process. Now we have seen how the other side poops! I'd imagine her poop is also exotically scented like jasmine and bergamot!


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Fecal Follies: posts consisting of 'first post rules' and nothing else will always be lamed. And when attached to longer posts, they contribute nothing. Just so you know, a very significant number of mods do not like them, myself included.

Just concentrate on your actual content, and you'll be fine.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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Fecal Follies wrote: " Dumpster, given the HUGE number of "first comment" comments I've read on the site I concluded that it was a tradition around here.
And they haven't been lamed, either.
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Give it time.


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Wonder how that got started?

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Love the vid, Dave, what show is that? It's hilarious!