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Politicians in the toilet: this time, for a cause

Posted 09.19.2007 by Dave
The UN has declared 2008 to be the International Year of Sanitation. Their intention is to jumpstart lagging efforts to meet the Millennium Development Goals for hygiene, household sanitation, and wastewater -- goals that include reducing by half the 2.6 billion people who don't have access to basic sanitation.

But sanitation isn't like AIDS or malnutrition -- it's an issue that is at once both deadly serious and kinda hilarious. That's not just my opinion -- those confronting the issue know that humor is as much a part of the cause as activism. And far from relying on somber recitations of statistics, sanitation advocates are embracing humor to get their message across.

"We need to make toilets and sanitation sexy," says World Toilet Organization president Jack Sim. "We're planning to ask all politicians to take pictures next to toilets. I think 2008 is our great chance to influence the minds of our politicians and leaders."

That's a great idea. But it's a good thing it's not happening until 2008, because right now isn't quite the right time for politicians to pose in poopers. A headline from today's New York Times: Fateful Bathroom Draws Crowds of the Curious. (login: poopreport pw: poopreport)

The bathroom in question, of course, is Larry Craig's. "Since Aug. 27," reports The Times, "when the arrest of Mr. Craig became known publicly, the restroom has become a source of amusement for travelers and employees at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. Some pose for pictures before the outer door. Others enter to zoom in on the light-blue stall the senator used, the eighth of nine in a row. The undercover officer who arrested Mr. Craig was in the stall to his right, the seventh stall."

The behavior of these tourists prove that Jack Sim has it exactly right: nothing gets the public's attention like toilets. By the time 2008 rolls around, the toe-tapping associations will have faded from our minds, and pictures of senators with shitters will be useful in calling attention to the serious issues that need addressing.

In the meantime, I'll be in that airport in two weeks. You bet I'll be taking a picture.

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Thunderbox (812) -- 09.19.2007

Every member of the UN should have a photo taken of their President or Monarch shitting on the throne. Each time a country is mentioned, the relevant photo would appear on a massive screen in the meeting room.

Mary Queen of Scats (387) -- 09.19.2007

The UN declaring 2008 the year of the toilet is like Paris Hilton saying she's taking a vow of silence...great in theory, but lacking enough brain power and motivation to get it done.

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Man who stand on toilet seat is high on pot.

Deja Poo (612) -- 09.19.2007

Having politicians endorsing toilets seems very fitting. Maybe we could get Newt Gingrich and Karl Rove to stand by their favorite seats.

BTW, DC is one huge cesspool. You can't turn around here without bumping into somebody who's full of shit, especially up on Crapitol Hill and 1600 Shitsylvania Ave.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 09.28.2007

In the current edition of The American Spectator, editor R. Emmett Tyrell, Jr. reported that "Senator Craig is apparently a bathroom romantic, who explained to Sergeant Karsnia [the arresting officer] that once athwart the thunder mug he adopts a 'wide stance' because 'I am a fairly wide guy.'"

The Shit Volcano (3737) -- 10.09.2007

I agree with MQS. This 2008 thing sounds great, in theory, but the UN has had many other "this year" or "this decade" events that never take hold. Remember the Decade of Disaster Prevention, or whatever the hell it was called? That went well...

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What if everyone farted at once?

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.02.2007

Hey, I would like to point out that I MYSELF tap my toe sometimes when I sit on the pooper and I am not gay... Tapping my toe helps get the turd out. :-)

Sometimes I like to whistle too (usually "Yankee-doodle") when I'm on the pot. Does this make me gay also?

&, I always spin the toilet paper roll REALLY hard when I'm finished & ready to wipe my butt.. I would hope people wouldn't say THAT was gay too?!?!

Lighten up peeples

Great comment! +1 point
Artful Dodger (345) -- 11.02.2007

But do you sit on the plunger?

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 11.02.2007

NO!!! I sit on the seet!

The opening of my plunger would be too small to hold any turds in it.

Deja Poo (612) -- 11.06.2007

Taps toes on floor while on crapper - Check.

Whistles "Yankee Doodle Dandy" while on crapper - Check.

Spins toilet paper roll really hard - Check.

Let's see. By your own admission, AC, you act like a duck and smell like a duck and quack like a duck. That pretty much makes it official: you're ...

(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

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