I'm on #2 it!_______
like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

OK here we go...... it's basic, and pointers are welcome.

In a (c)rap stylie.....

my dogs poop

I love to scoop

In the rain

whilst not on the chain

Poop becomes curry,

best pick that shit up, in a hurry.

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

Ok, I am having a creative blockage (among others). I have an idea and would like to make it a group effort if anyone is interested. I thought of part of the lyrics.

Sung to theme song of "The Brady Bunch"

Here's a story, of a shitty business
Cleaning up the mess made by your dog.
We can handle everything from a Chihuahua,
To a Great Dane log.

Add another verse...

Chorus,
The Butler bunch, the Butler bunch
Call us up, and you'll never heave your lunch.

The video would have a Marsha and Jan type (in 70's clothes/uniforms) running around a lawn,picking up dog shit and alternately dry heaving.

Prarie Doggin wins already.

50's newsreel style: soft instrumental background voice: old-fashioned male voice-over guy:

(Kid walking home from school, sun is shining, kid looks happy)

VO: "Hi Jimmy, back from school! It's a great spring day, time to play a little baseball don't you think!"

MS:

CU:
VO: "Oh no Jimmy, the snow has melted and now all of Fido's winter mud babies have to be cleaned up!"

MS:

LS:
VO: "Not to worry Jimmy, Your Mother called Pet Butler"

LS:
Jingle: "Is it a problem? Not a bit!
We'll clean up your dog's shit!
When spring-time clean up comes Pet Butler!"

MS: "Thanks Pet Butler!"

PD, The Brady Munch? What were you stinking?

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like a constipated accountant- I worked it out with a pencil.

HB, maybe a Jimmy "sliding into home" before and after shot.