It's either green dye or blue dye. I've noticed that blue and purple items (i.e. grape Kool-aid, blue frosting) have fluorescent green results. But not forest green.

Pistachio pudding sometimes has both blue and green dyes. Thus would make for the forest green color. I have seen this in my own shit before.

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Broccoli!

I believe the actual name for this recipe is Watergate Salad, as it originated during Nixon's presidency right around that time. I still don't understand the concept of cool whip mixed with pudding mix magically becoming a "salad" (although this recipe contains plenty of greens it sounds like!).

Hope there aren't typos in this one. My spillchick seems to be overriding my spell-check.

I've said it elsewhere and I will repeat it here. It is possible to have a vibrant blue screen of death coloured poop. To properly prepare you need to spend a week drinking nothing but large quantities of light draft beer (approximately 100 oz or more per day) with nothing but light coloured starchy foods, this will leave you with a very light tan coloured dump (almost yellow). Once you've achieved the light coloured dump you change the drinking to anything with a large amount of Blue Caracao, there are a myriad of drinks with this as the base and I don't think it matters which one you choose, just be sure to over imbibe on these for an entire evening. Your next visit to the crapper should present you with a fantastically vivid blue approximating the blue in the American flag.

Be patriotic for the next July forth celebration, ask not what your country can do for you but what you can doo for your country. It would also be fitting for Poop For Peace day on April 14th.

I wonder if the sugar-free varieties have a chemical punch that exacerbates the food color seepage. ???

All I want to know, Bunga, is how the hell was a blue liqueur derived from an orange... It boggles, really.

The Poop for Peace Day colorant should be olive green, though, (olive branch and the dove thing). Any suggestions from other readers?

Pineapples... check.
Chopped nuts... check.

I'll be back in minute. Have to go buy Cool Whip and pistachio pudding mix.

We tried peace with an olive branch before Bunghole but it just didn't stick.

You are too funny ..'just didn't stick...' What's with all the one-line zingers on the front page today?? Very droll
Thematically speaking then, Bunga, we may have to just stick with the turtlehaid dove.

Let's round up some of the endless red-blood-in-my poop types, feed them Bunga's recipe for blue poo, and then add in whatever causes Little White Balls in My Poop, and we could have somebody shit a whole American Flag!

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

Why haven't we gotten a recipe from Jesse Jackson on how to create rainbow-colored poop?
Guess he's too busy sticking his nose in other peoples' business! (Ooops--a poop pun!)

He's too busy with "The Rainbow Poo-alition," TBW.

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

Didn't the "Rainbow Poo-alition" recently hold a million pooper march or a Poo-Price Parade somewhere recently?

Split-pea soup makes my poop bright green.

I like the blue toilet bowl cleaner we have. When I pee into it, my yellow pee makes the water turn green. It's a very cool chemicle reaction. I guess from art class yellow mixed with blue makes green.

...sooooo if ye drink lots of lemonade and blue coolaid would you pee green pee??

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

If you want the rainbow pooalition recipe, you'll need to consume a few cartons of Ben and Jerry's 'Wavy Gravy' ice cream.

I'd be Wavy Gravy would be interested in the Poop For Peace 2006, although his political views may clash with some PRs. (His 'No Bush' thong underwear he offers on his site are very appealing, though, I have to say.)

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"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

Bunghole, can you post that web address please?

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

PS, type: 'campwinnarainbow' in your browser window

Bunghole, I found a couple Camp Winnarainbow's on the net, one was for a Lawyers directory and the other was for a fun park.

I did not find any "No Bush" thong underwear on either site.

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

oops bookmarked the wrong one. Try "wavygravy.org"

I wonder if they had naughty, double-entendre slogan underwear for any other presidential campaigns? Could you come up with something, perhaps, for the following:

Jackson
Polk
Pierce
Fillmore (maybe the best of all!)
Johnson (both Andrew and Lyndon--a gimme!)
Harding
Coolidge
Truman

Sorry--Dumpster's dirty mind knows no party boundaries!

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

Ah, Snap! Knowing that Bunghole can't resist a challenge you've tempted her, an semi-apolitical shit stirrer, with the gauntlet throw-down.

And don't think that just because I referenced the wavy gravy site that I'm a bleeding heart liberal from the word go. All bet's are off and anything goes.

Oh, and BTW, Ronald wore Nancy's pretty pink tap pants underneath his Oleg Cassini suits!

Lots of black licorice makes my crap Green. Eat a large bag of Black licorice in one sitting. Not only does it make your poop green, It also works like a laxative!

Dumpster writes: "I wonder if they had naughty, double-entendre slogan underwear for any other presidential campaigns?"

And here are the first four:

Jackson: “Whether you Jacks-on or Jacks-off, Action Jackson Jockies ride the groove but won’t jack you up”

Polk: “Polk Drawers: Keeping your ‘pig in the poke’ when it wants to root”

Pierce: “Pierce’s Practical Drawstrings Underthings: Fumble-Free when a fine pierce presents its ass”

Fillmore: “Feel-More Fillmore Bundle-Wear: Not just for girth-y gents, the ladies like them too!”

Damn, I love a woman who is up to a challenge!

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

Hartless-- A whole box of Good'n'Plenty eaten, say, during a movie will do the same thing. I also find that my tongue turns a strange hue, but that may be something else...

Okay, Dumpster: Here are my last four. Nothing came to mind for Truman?! Boring.

A & L Johnson(s): “When you’re too far gone to don, ‘Double-Duty Johnson-Wear’ with detachable latex lining ensures you’re at peace with your piece with no messy release.”

Harding: “Try double-holster Hard-Ding Hardy-Ware for the piece in your pocket and the pistol in your pants”

Coolidge: “Calvin Coolidge’s Hootchy-CoolioWear with built –in ‘flutter button’ design to keep your lady happily occupied for hours and you riding her for a change… Hail to the Chief!”

Good job Bung. I loved the one about Jackson. I can jsut think of a catchy tune for that.

You're a "Tru-woman," Bunghole! Thanks!!

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

The city next to the town where I live has a bunch of streets named for the presidents in these posts, one after the other. I drive past them when driving to work. I am going to think of strange underwear every morning now.

AB2K, don't you think of "strange underwear" every time you get dressed in the morning?

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"Say, has anybody seen my sweet Gypsy Rose Volcano?"

Back to business--How to "brew a batch" of olive green shit... Any chemists out there?

Bung.... eat a pound of asparagras. Or split pea soup.

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

I've never checked to see if I had green poop from asparagus, but Asparagus Pee is the worst! It smells like when you take the lid off a steamer full of the stuff! I love ti, though; I'll have to check for greenness, next time.

For a revenge tactic, try dumping a bladder full of asparagus pee in someone's toilet. Close the lid, shut off the fan, and leave the door open. And for once practice the hated "if it's yellow let it mellow" philosophy.

I have never noticed my pee turn green on asparagus. Just a really bright yellow. For neon green pee try taking vitamin B complex.

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Broccoli!

I have to agree that asparagus pee is the worst and it's one of my favorite veggies. I don't know if the odiferous pee has anything to do with the fact that asparagus is in the lily family, 'cause I've never eaten lilies. I never noticed an extreme poop coloration change after eating it though.

Supposedly the way to mix colorants to come up with the color brown is a combination of all standard colors! So it may stand to reason if one were to only eat something green for a few days their shit would actually be super green.

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"Odor in the court! The judge is eating beans--his wife is in the bathtub counting submarines." Author Unknown

I do remember art class as a kid when I would mix every color together and end up with a brownish colored paint. Is this what happens in the digestive system as well?? I think so!

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

It's the pistachio nuts that make your poo green. Go buy a bag and eat the whole bag, you don't need dye or pudding. You'll have some green ones!