Roto-Rooter, the undisputed king of sewer spelunking, has come up with an end-of-year report on some of its
greatest finds and proudest rescue moments in drain-declogging in 2005. The North America-based company, which has franchises throughout the US and Canada, claims that its 2,400 field technicians and 3,000 franchise workers have made dramatic discoveries and heroic rescues -- from the retrieval of a wedding ring out of the bowels of a toilet and an artificial eyeball from a bathroom drain to the rescue of a cat from a storm sewer. A crew excavating a residential sewer main in Vicksburg, Mississippi, even found a live Civil War cannon shell thought to be left over from Grant's 1863 siege.
According to Roto-Rooter spokesman Paul Abrams, the company began chronicling its employees' adventures last year. My favorite is the heroic rescue of a battalion of G.I. Joe’s and Matchbox cars from the toilet of a home inhabited by a three-year-old. As it turned out, the boy had been trying to train his Joes for "deep-water rescues." When they failed to make reconnaissance, he sent in the cavalry, so to speak, by flushing an armada of Matchbox cars after them. The Roto-Rooter plumber eventually extracted fifteen of our boys in uniform and their would-be automotive rescuers. Technically, this should have earned him at least a Silver Star.
Read about more interesting pipe finds at rotorooter.com.