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Roto-Rooter reveals the secrets of the sewers

Posted 12.29.2005 by PooperGal
Roto-Rooter, the undisputed king of sewer spelunking, has come up with an end-of-year report on some of its greatest finds and proudest rescue moments in drain-declogging in 2005. The North America-based company, which has franchises throughout the US and Canada, claims that its 2,400 field technicians and 3,000 franchise workers have made dramatic discoveries and heroic rescues -- from the retrieval of a wedding ring out of the bowels of a toilet and an artificial eyeball from a bathroom drain to the rescue of a cat from a storm sewer. A crew excavating a residential sewer main in Vicksburg, Mississippi, even found a live Civil War cannon shell thought to be left over from Grant's 1863 siege.

According to Roto-Rooter spokesman Paul Abrams, the company began chronicling its employees' adventures last year. My favorite is the heroic rescue of a battalion of G.I. Joe’s and Matchbox cars from the toilet of a home inhabited by a three-year-old. As it turned out, the boy had been trying to train his Joes for "deep-water rescues." When they failed to make reconnaissance, he sent in the cavalry, so to speak, by flushing an armada of Matchbox cars after them. The Roto-Rooter plumber eventually extracted fifteen of our boys in uniform and their would-be automotive rescuers. Technically, this should have earned him at least a Silver Star.

Read about more interesting pipe finds at rotorooter.com.

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The Big Wiper (2244) -- 12.29.2005

The entire concept of 'interesting pipe finds' reminds me of a friend of mine at the first real job I held after college. One of his favorite phrases regarding the contents of the sewer (we both lived in New Orleans where the sewer can back up even with heavy thunderstorms--forget a levee broken by a hurricane--) was: "Get that shit and corruption outta here!"

I've never forgotten that phrase. It seems to cover so many bases, doesn't it?

The Shit Volcano (3741) -- 12.29.2005

This reminds me of the big case in Winter Haven, Florida back in the early 1990s. A man pumping out a septic tank discovered the skeleton of a 3-year-old boy who went missing in the 1950s. Police opened the case, saying the boy's body was probably dumped there by a suspect whose name was never revealed.

KeepOnCrappin (550) -- 01.01.2006

I remember that case. I still firmly belive the kid was curious and fell in wanting to see what was there.

Speaking of Roto-rooter, at the school where I work, in the theatre, I noticed that the drain in the sink in the workroom didnt seem to, well, drain. So I immediatley put in a work order, and what do you know, the county actually got there in under a week. They stuck their Roto-rooter electric pipe snake in the drake and started it up.

It got stuck. Yep, an electric snake stuck up. It turns out someone poured paint down that drain and it all clogged up. The only way to fix it will be to jackhammer up the concrete floor. (I have had a work order on that since October) Dont expect it to ever get fixed.

I belive that this is the First Post of 2006.

Merry New Year, or Happy Kwanzza or whatever.

"Happy Christma-hanna-kwanzza-ca to you"

healthy 1 (1423) -- 12.28.2006

TSV, your comment about the skeleton in the septic tank brought a case (coincidentally from the early 90's, 1991 to be exact)of a woman who went missing in 1973.

From what I recall of the case, a psychic predicted that her body was buried in the city landfill (which closed in 1985, and reopened this year). Needless to say, her body has (to my knowledge) never been found.

A few years ago, at our sewage plant, someone found a bunch of fifty dollar bills that someone flushed down the toilet.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"

The Big Wiper (2244) -- 12.29.2006

No telling what may still be in store for crews cleaning out the sewers of the New Orleans area even more than one year out from Katrina. No doubt some horror stories await us!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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