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Shameless Erections and Shirley Maclaine

Posted 10.13.2005 by Hairy Pooter
A German man submits a patent proposal to use baked dog poop as a building material. Will PoopReporters get to see two towers any time soon? Probably not. This guy is an "artist" who submits wacky patents as attention-getting devices. Still, one must think about the wonderful possibilities, such as the zen-like beauty of a metabathroom: a place to shit, of shit.

In other news, Shirley Maclaine says, "I was so appalled. They were kind of waiting for Terry to walk out and perhaps take a poop or something, because she's famous herself, and what would I do about the poop?"

Sadly, the article isn't as funny as the out-of-context quote. But then, what could be?

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Fart Poopie (1258) -- 10.17.2005

Wow. A German artist that spends his time microwaving dog poop, straightening bananas and running a dog bordello.
This reminds me of the article entitled Scheisse n' Dice. It was an interesting read.

L Wrong Hubbard (218) -- 10.18.2005

Typical Germans

Happy trails,
L. Wrong
http://ppkindustries.blogspot.com

generic American (not verified) -- 11.24.2005

i've been to northern Germany, seen the "shelf toilet". the shelf is slightly concave, so it actually holds a tiny puddle. a simple trick, if the bowl is dry, prevent sticking by just pulling the chain a little, to let in a little water. the shelf toilets i saw were in an outside building. it was cold in there. i considered a possible advantage to the design, that the bowl won't split when the water freezes solid. of course everything else could freeze, like the drain and the trap below and the flush tank high on the wall. but the bowl would not be damaged by a little ice formed on the shelf. the floor toilets commonly used in Korea and Japan have the shelf effect also, but there is no seat, you squat over the thing. some floor toilets in China were less refined, having the down-pipe uncovered. no chance of sticking if you just drop it directly down the chute. just don't drop your wallet.

DungDaddy (1460) -- 10.13.2009

I checked this out because the title had "erection" and "Shirley Maclaine" in it. Ohhh, Shirley was so HOT back in the day.

Mrs. Mad Crapper (1124) -- 10.13.2009

I checked it out for the same reason DD. Dammit all was I disappointed!
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ChiefThunderbutt (2794) -- 10.13.2009

Here is a picture of Shirley MacLaine, I'm working on the erection, it may take a few days.


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