A German man submits a patent proposal to
use baked dog poop as a building material. Will PoopReporters get to see two towers any time soon? Probably not. This guy is an "artist" who submits wacky patents as attention-getting devices. Still, one must think about the wonderful possibilities, such as the zen-like beauty of a metabathroom: a place to shit, of shit.
In other news, Shirley Maclaine says, "I was so appalled. They were kind of waiting for Terry to walk out and perhaps take a poop or something, because she's famous herself, and what would I do about the poop?"
Sadly, the article isn't as funny as the out-of-context quote. But then, what could be?