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The land of the Shameful and their Shameless toys

Posted 01.04.2007 by L Wrong Hubbard
Dave says: I just don't get Japan. We've explored on numerous occasions how Shameful their culture is and the lengths to which they go to hide their bodily functions. At the same time, they've created this bizarre culture of cutesy poop -- everything from stickers and food products to hats. Today L. Wrong Hubbard, our man in Japan, brings us yet another example.


L Wrong says: The photo below depicts the Japanese character Shimajiro.

We get Shimajiro's toys and books delivered monthly. It is a very popular subscription service in Japan. This particular toy attaches to the toilet roll holder of your toilet (it hooks on right where you see my fingers). Young Shameless Shitters-to-be press number one to get hear the following question: "Unchi ka na / Oshiko ka na?" (Translated: "Do you have to poop or pee?")

And after the deed has been successfully completed, kiddies press number two to get a triumphant and melodious fanfare that exclaims "Gambatta ne!" or, in English, "You did it!!"

Most of our friends who come over are intrigued and just can't help pushing the buttons. It is so funny to hear thirtysomething adults giggling in the toilet while the horns toot "Way to go!" If Japan is a country of Shameful Shitters, at least they aren't puritan about unchi-kyoiku -- that is, poop education.

This toy helped potty train our first son, and our second kid is soon to turn one. I hope the batteries don't die.

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Deja Poo (649) -- 01.04.2007

I don't think you have to worry about the batteries. I'm betting that it's gas powered.

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 01.04.2007

And here I was shocked to see in Babies R Us the bear that sings, "I'm A Super Duper Pooper!" I will never understand the Japanese.

SamDamnit (1192) -- 01.04.2007

I HAVE GOT TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE!!!
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The Shit Volcano (3740) -- 01.04.2007

At least it's not a German toilet seat nagging you to sit and pee. Still, even as a little kid I would be disturbed by this kind of thing. I hated it when I used the potty chair and my parents made this huge big deal about it. So I took a shit? So what?, I would think.

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daphne (3667) -- 01.05.2007

Sam, I'm going to check out Ebay after I'm on here. If I find one, I will most likely bid. But, I'm thinking of the chemical school on post in the soldier's latrine.

That would be too much.


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The Big Wiper (2245) -- 01.07.2007

This almost amounts to talking TP. A truly Charmin idea.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 01.07.2007

ALERT! There is Shimajiro video!
CLICK HERE


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L. Wrong
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GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 01.08.2007

I'm sorry, but it made me laugh that the title of that website is "Japan Probe".

ThePoopMime (25) -- 01.13.2007

I have a friend station in Japan Im gonna see if he can pick up one of these for me. I love putting random things in my home.

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 01.18.2007

I saw the potty training video, the squatter toilet one, and the ninja manners in public one. I WANT THAT SHIMAJIRO TOY!!!

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