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The great solar anus

Posted 10.14.2008 by Sarah
A few days ago, the Boston Globe published a number of spectacular images of the surface of the sun. The seventh image in their series is below.

Ring of fire...

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Squat-n-leaveit (183) -- 10.14.2008

Looks like me, after some really good Thai food!

ChiefThunderbutt (916) -- 10.14.2008

I wonder if, billions of years ago, the planet earth was squirted out of that solar orifice.
That might explain a few things.

Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

prarie doggin (2283) -- 10.14.2008

I read that a large cigar shaped asteroid (I'm not sure of its name) recently escaped the prison of the Kuyper Belt. I believe this is where it's heading.

phatmanxxl (195) -- 10.14.2008

it could pass for an eyeball too.

shitwit (571) -- 10.14.2008

that's so cool- a solar asshole!! My dad was into Asstronomy and spent lots of time looking thru a telescope searching for interesting shit. I bet he never saw anything like this!

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

MSG (742) -- 10.14.2008

Stunning; would hate to be in a spaceship when that one lets go. That could be a real flare-up.

Thunderbox (884) -- 10.15.2008

Some good photos on that page. It said that the small granules are about 70km across, which makes the bunghole around 350km wide. Also says that they are up to 450km high. Looks like the sun`s ringpieces have bad cases of protruding assrhoids. Ouch!

phatmanxxl (195) -- 10.15.2008

I haven't seen a hole that big since the last aurora snow video!

Nine Inch Log (361) -- 10.16.2008

Wait? What about backdoor sluts 9?

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

sittingpretty (277) -- 10.17.2008

This hot hole reminds me of the time I had a patient over 100 years old. I was in nursing school at the time.
My patient's anus looked just like that, a flower. Her hole was all open and big and black like that. The edge looked like petals of a flower just like that. My patients anal petals blew around in the wind that she passed in my face. She was the first person that I was forced to perform a digital exam on.

prarie doggin (2283) -- 10.17.2008

Well I know what I'll be doing tomorrow. Mowing down all my flower beds.

sittingpretty (277) -- 10.17.2008

You don't have to mow down your flower beds,'dog. I don't plan on coming around in search of place to rest my digit. You made me laugh, as always.

The Regifter (50) -- 10.21.2008

It looks like the sun is about to send steamer to this shitty planet. Wait for THAT global warming.

Deja Poo (649) -- 10.23.2008

In space, nobody hears you fart.
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Yo quiero Taco Bell.

kidsensation23 (13) -- 11.09.2008

I have seen the great solar anus....and it is good.

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