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Stanley Cup's notorious history now includes the brownest of pucks

Posted 07.24.2008 by daphne
When Kris Draper got his turn to keep the Stanley Cup this summer, the Detroit Red Wing center never thought that his contributing story to the cup's notorious history would include poop. However, his infant daughter had other plans. Baby Kamryn decided to make her own statement when her father put her in the cup: she had a bowel movement in it.

"A week after we won it, I had my newborn daughter in there and she pooped in the Cup," Draper said in a Detroit Free Press story this week. "That was something. We had a pretty good laugh. I still drank out of that night, so no worries." No worries? I hope he uses Anti-bacterial Palmolive!

I would be interested to know how the teammates who haven't yet had a chance to host the Cup will now feel about taking their own turns drinking champagne out of it.

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Bilgepump (2916) -- 07.24.2008

Too funny! Professional sports oldest trophy has long and storied history, this just adds to the "patina".
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The proper order is kiss me, then go smell the other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.

ChiefThunderbutt (3227) -- 07.24.2008

Bravo for the tyke!! My sentiments also.
I am not much of a fan of professional sports but years ago, while in the Air Force,
I was watching a televised hockey game with a young Bostonian. I assumed he was familiar with the sport so when someone was called offside I asked, "how can you be offside when all the players seem to be going back and forth together?" His reply was, "I don't know, I just watch it for the fights."

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Eat chilies and feel the burn!!

daphne (4623) -- 07.24.2008

Heh. You say patina, I say pootina.


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RoboCrap13 (448) -- 07.24.2008

That can NOT be the first time it's been used as a biohazard container...
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You have the right to remain Silent but Deadly....

Great comment! +1 point
prarie doggin (4060) -- 07.24.2008

Should we title this "One girl one cup".

Butt Dumpling (35) -- 08.02.2008

Being a professional alcoholic,I've drank out of a lot worse.

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