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Stolen cell phones you probably wouldn't want backPosted 10.11.2005 by wonderpance
There once was a time for drug smugglers and smut peddlers when, if one wanted to hide something on one's person in a place where nobody would find it, the anus was the logical choice. Now even common criminals are stashing stolen goods in their hindquarters -- and so, unfortunately for these bum-stuffers, the authorities are catching on.
An unusual crime wave seems to be spreading across Romania, where two women in the past six months have attempted to steal cell phones by hiding them in inappropriate places. In April, 34-year-old Ruxandra Gardian hid a pinched cell in her vagina, where it was discovered after police called the phone and heard the ringing from within her. And last month, 24-year-old Petronela Brandus, no doubt hearing about the previous thief's capture, decided that her bunghole would be a more suitable hiding place. Unfortunately for her, the authorities were able to locate the phone using the same method as before. Today's lesson: Your anus is not a good hiding place. I always say "whatever floats your boat," but in this case, I'd have to recommend NOT putting stolen stuff in your butt. It's just not worth the pain and discomfort when you're probably going to end up getting caught anyway. Unless you like that sort of thing. Lesson #2: If you're going to steal a cell phone, whether you hide it in your ass or elsewhere, be sure to turn it off. Show some poop support, or make a poop retort.
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