Do you know what this writeup says to me? It says "We at PoopReport have an exclusive subculture. We alone know better than anyone else the importance of assal comfort. We're offended that this company would try to turn our subculture's values on to the mainstream."

I think that's great. We're an elite group. However, we shouldn't lose sight of the fact that our values are for the benefit of all humanity.

Tydirium. My interpretation is "Typical Madison Ave hype, to claim an idea as revolutionary that's been around for a long time. But though it doesn't break new ground, it is convenient packaging." As to it sounding elitist, it's nearly impossible to write up a review of something (movie, book, product...) without taking the position that you know better.

LogJam nailed it. Right on the money.
To bad he didn't get first post this time!

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

I'd hate to see what would happen if that thing malfunctions while you were taking a shit.

http://makedoodoo.blogspot.com

My friend Mark emailed this to me:

"Marc Cuban, internet billionaire and NBA owner, was on the Colbert Report talking about a special biday-type device he was investing in. I believe called the Swisher. If you end up interviewing him on this poop related subject, could you slip in a question about why he, a
pittsburgh raised billionaire, won't buy the PIttsburgh Pirates."

I didn't realize that Cuban was involved. Maybe this is bigger than I thought!

If anyone will get to the "bottom" of this story, it's you, Dave.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

As quoted in this article:

"Cuban, who is an old friend of Brondell's other flush co-founder, David Samuel, signed up when he learned about The Swash in October. 'I have always been interested in innovative and cutting edge-technologies coupled with a large market opportunity,' Cuban said in a statement." According to the story, Cuban has sunk 1.3 million into the project.

One can only hope he does not "flush" his 1.3 million dollars down the (opulantly appointed) toilet. I wonder if it comes in a faux fur covering.

I tried the swisher swash but it pooped out within a week. A no charge replacement didn't work any better and pooped out too. The pooped poop cleaner went right into the dumpster. Another try and the aloha brand worked perfect....and is still cleaning ass.

Assmantoo, how much did the swisher cost?

I think this is just another invention to make us even lazier than we already are. Maybee I am too old fashioned, but I would rather clean my butt, vs a machine doing it for me.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

Maybe Scott Pinnizzotto just needs to join Poop Report. Perhaps he's been searching for us his entire life.

Suhhhhhhhhhwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet this should go into some invention hall of fame.
Signed
The Thunderous Crapper Enjoying Home Toilet Advantage since 2004