Hunting the ferocious crapweasel

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It's odd how real life can sometime parallel our little PoopReport world. A couple of days ago, our own GottaGoGirl started a continuous story in the PoopReport forums, in which everyone tosses in their one or two lines to continue the epic. One of the characters, at the time believed to be fictional, bearing no resemblance to anyone or anything living or dead, was introduced originally as a giant otter, later changed by yours truly to a "crapweasel." Little did I know, however that in Sweden, this very same creature truly exists -- if only to scare the shit out of a young Swedish hunter trying to take care of bowel business. From Sweden's The Local:


A young hunter from Dalarna came into close contact with the animal kingdom while preparing to go to the toilet. "I was about to sit down and take a poo but decided not to. Which was just as well," 15 year-old Sjö Niklas Larsson told Expressen.

"I heard a splashing sound while brushing my teeth. When I turned off the tap the splashing continued from the toilet. That was when a mink came up out of the toilet," he said.

While Birger Tillman {whose house was now home to the small animal} went to retrieve his shotgun, the other hunters made sure that there was only one possible escape route for the mink. But the men hadn't reckoned with the mink temporarily outsmarting them. It took shelter under a lilac bush, made for an oak tree, headed back to the lilac, before finally making a dash for the barn wall.

"But there was no way through. He was shot and went to heaven," said Tillman.

Larsson meanwhile assured Expressen that he was not concerned about going to the toilet after the incident, although he did admit to taking an extra peek the first few times.

I'll have to write the little bastard an apology for using his or her likeness without permission, I suppose, and hope to hell Swedish law doesn't allow minks to sue for defamation of character.

11 Comments on "Hunting the ferocious crapweasel"

The Shit Volcano's picture
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The question is, how did he get into the toilet in the first place. Was Richard Gere visiting, by any chance?

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You gotta admire a newspaper that prints such relevant and important stories. None of this world view political shit for them. We need more headlines like that.

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Did it say if they made a stole out of it?

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They should make the skin into a nifty toilet seat cover.

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Crap weasel is a good name, but I prefere "stink mink".
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The first time I ever heard the term 'crapweasel' used was on an episode of 'Friends.' Ross used it in referring to some Italian upstairs stud who had done a one-night-stand number on Rachel.

The guy couldn't speak good English, and Ross said: "Do you know the word 'crapweasel'?" to his face. Of course, the guy just shook his head with a vacant smile.

And Ross finished it with: "Good. That's what you are--a crapweasel."

At which point the guy smiled even wider. Funny stuff.

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Yeah SD, stink mink has a certain ring to it.
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Oh Shit Volcano, that was so bad. hehehe.

When I hear the term crapweasel, I always think of Stephen King's book and movie "Dreamcatcher". I think the alien things that came out of your butt were shitweasels, and they were just about the most terrifying thing in the whole book.

The bathroom scene ruled.


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So how did the mink get into the toilet? Through the pipes or did it just hop in from outside? I had a friend who had this nasty ferret that would "bathe" in the toilet. Apparently, everyone in the household was okay with it, but that would never fly in my house. Ick ick ick.

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I had a ferret once. My sister was always worried it was going to chew her baby's face off. Silly girl, everyone knows they eat your ears off.
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My gay friend got mad at me because I said it is frightening to have rats running loose in your house, at night, while you sleep. She hung up on me. I don't have rats, she does. I told her the rats could chew on her toes while she sleeps. Go figure. She got mad because I was making her afraid. I think she should have been afraid of the rats without my 2 cents.
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