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"Imagine never being thirsty for water."

Posted 09.29.2006 by Dave
Let us stop for a moment and contemplate the delicacy of a society. We Americans know that electricity flows when we flip the switch, that water flows when we turn on the tap, and that toilets flush when we push the lever. But the incredible municipal systems that have allowed us to advance beyond the desperate scramble for life's basic needs are interconnected -- and in the face of failure of one, they all begin to shatter. The New York Times published today a portrait of the water and sewage situation in New Delhi -- a terrifying image of a city in which one municipal failure cascades into another, until the water dries up and the rivers flow with shit. (login: poopreport pw: poopreport)

"Imagine never being thirsty for water," says an ad for a Delhi apartment building that boasts private water supplies. My God -- imagine being thirsty for water!

Listen to what happens when water is not a given:

"Every day, Ritu Prasher, a homemaker in a middle-class neighborhood of this capital, rises at 6:30 a.m. and begins fretting about water. It is a rare morning when water trickles through the pipes. More often, not a drop will come. So Mrs. Prasher will have to call a private water tanker, wait for it to show up, call again, wait some more and worry about whether enough buckets are filled in the bathroom in case no water arrives. {…} On average, she gets no more than 13 gallons a month from the tap."

"As the Yamuna River enters the capital, still relatively clean from its 246-mile descent from atop the Himalayas, the city's public water agency, the New Delhi Jal Board, extracts 229 million gallons every day from the river, its largest single source of drinking water. As the Yamuna leaves the city, it becomes the principal drain for New Delhi's waste. Residents pour 950 million gallons of sewage into the river each day. Coursing through the capital, the river becomes a noxious black thread. Clumps of raw sewage float on top. Methane gas gurgles on the surface. A government audit found last year that the level of fecal coliform, one measure of filth, in the Yamuna was 100,000 times the safe limit for bathing."

"Many New Delhi neighborhoods, like Janata Colony — Hindi for People's Colony — are not even connected to sewage pipes. Open sewers hem the narrow lanes of the slum. Every alley carries their stench. Some canals are so clogged with trash and sludge that they are no more than green-black ribbons of muck. It is a mosquitoes' paradise. Malaria and dengue fever are regular visitors. Not long ago, a 2-year-old boy named Arman Mustakeem fell into one such canal and drowned. His parents said they found him floating in the open sewer in front of their home. These canals empty into a wide storm drain. It, in turn, runs through the eastern edges of the city, raking in more sewage and cascades of trash, before it merges with effluent from two sewage treatment plants, and finally, enters the Yamuna."

What makes this story relevant to us is that New Delhi isn't lacking in water. The problem isn't supply. It's infrastructure. Leaky pipes waste 25-40 percent of the city's water supply. Water pressure tanks as people tap into the pipes, taking what they desperately need at the expense of the rest of the system. Massive sewage treatment plants lay idle when the power goes out. This isn't a problem of environment -- it's a cascade of human failings. Greed, desperation, ignorance, and incompetence.

Could that happen in America? Don't say "no" yet. Think about the power situation in California. Think about the water situation in the southwest. Think about the corruption of officials and the greed of utilities. Could it happen in America? Don't say "no" yet.

Imagine being thirsty for water.

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Nine Inch Log (564) -- 09.29.2006

Is this an excerpt from your book? What's got me now is all the doomsday media being presented now. One more thing to worry about. I'm moving to Northern Idaho.

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Dave (11998) -- 09.29.2006

Nope. This is a report I wrote today.

The Times didn't write this as a doomsday piece -- this is the reality of New Delhi. As for us, well, entropy is the only constant, right? Without vigilance, things falls apart.

daphne (4623) -- 09.29.2006

Dave, what an amazing, sobering report. Hats off.

I noticed in the first picture some irony - water spilling out of the bucket - and that was it for any rye or sardonic attempt within myself to smile as I read on. This truly is a tragedy.

And the picture of the waste flowing into that blue bay? Oh my. I can only imagine how upset the biological balance of the water and its inhabitants is. Surely most of the life in the water is dead or beyond repair, which then affects fishing and regrowth of the stock still alive.

That the pipes need fixing and no one in power has addressed this makes me wonder if the caste system- which is still being fought for by some parts of government - still has the upper eschelons not giving a shit what happens to the castes below. Maybe this is why so much damage has been allowed to accrue.


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Fart Poopie (1258) -- 09.29.2006

Reading this made me teary.
That's all I have to add.

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.29.2006

is there anything we can do?

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Great comment! +2 points
Fudgepump (367) -- 09.30.2006

"Let us...contemplate the delicacy of a society." Okay: here's what my analysis leads me to conclude. Modern "society" is a very thin veneer, a shiny wrapper that allows us to contemplate our higher nature and stave off chaos while we congratulate ourselves for our sophistication and technological advancement. Kick away any of the supports that help to maintain that facade (food, water, sanitation, electricity), and we quickly see a drastically different picture.
We see 2-year-olds drowning in shit lagoons. We see thousands of people trapped in the Superdome after Katrina without any of those four essentials, wondering how they'll survive. What's one of the prime concerns when a power outage strikes a major city? Panic and lawlessness among the residents. A thin veneer, indeed.
Forget about oil, folks: before the 21st century is over, I think we'll see wars fought over access to fresh water.

daphne (4623) -- 10.01.2006

Excellent comment Fudgepump. If you want to see nasty in our society, you're right, take something away that we're used to.

I remember how nasty people got over Cabbage Patch Kids in the eighties, alone. Imagine water being the thing we want that is in short supply.
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the log of hazzard (185) -- 10.01.2006

I can not imagine drinking fecal-infested water. This sounds very sad. And your right, this very well could happen in America.

Shit monster (85) -- 10.01.2006

I cant possibly imagine living in a condition like that. It would REALLY suck. I think what we should be doing instead of that dumbfuck war in Iraq, we should be helping other countries in need, by helping improve the water filtration, and getting proper water reclamation facilities to save the environment, so it can maybe repair itself. We should not be in the stupid ass war, but we should be helping these other countries that are in need instead.


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daphne (4623) -- 10.02.2006

But sadly, Shit Monster, helping people does not create jobs, and that's the name of the game this year, next year, last year, any year.......

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Double Flush (632) -- 10.02.2006

When it comes down to it: will it result in us making money? That's what's used to make decisions nowadays.

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I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

Thunderbox (1513) -- 10.02.2006

If we stopped spending all the money we do on "preventing Global Warming", which is a waste of time - that money would enable the whole world to have clean water, reasonable sewage sytems and erradicate malaria.

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