It's sad that not one of her neighbors went to see if they could help when they heard her going off, only to tell her to shut up. Maybe someone had a shop vac.

This reminds me of how hard it was when Mr. daphne was deployed all those times and I had no help, no rear dettachment to give a shit, and no family whatsoever. I'm sure I swore, too.

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"Get me the fucking mop!" my mom once screamed that when I over flowed the can.

I'm right there with this woman's right to bitch out her bowl, but my sympathy ends when she starts barking orders at the passer-byers, especially without having the decency to feed or sleep with them first.

I would certainly be more apt to put down the remote and haul my ass off the couch to help this sow if I felt she had the power to cut of my supply of food or pussy...

Get the fucking mop your self bitch!!!
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I forgot... Hi Daphne

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good! i try to watch my language in public (even if kids aren't around), but nobody's gonna tell me i can't fuckin' cuss in my own house!

daphne, it makes you wonder if anyone would help in a more serious emergency, huh? sad, indeed.

and Howleykook, i don't think she was ordering passersby to bring her a mop. i'm sure she was probably yelling at her dipshit kid or husband who was just standing there watching her deal with the mess without thinking to offer some help.
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Hello Howleykook! How's things? What's this? Mopping for Pussy? Sounds like a KICK ASS new gameshow.

"Tell us what he's won, Bob!"

"A whole lotta' pussy, Wink! Back to you!"

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Howley, I think in this particular foul-mouthed woman`s case I would mop her overflowing turds up for her as long as she promised not to let me hump her.

By the way she verbally and physically abuses her toilet, I imagine her crack is as slack as Bill Clinton`s morals; it would be like throwing a sausage down a railroad tunnel.

Just my opinion.

Okay, I've read this and didn't want to the dishrag that killed the conversation, started a controversy or cleaned up the mess on the bathroom floor. However, she was yelling loud enough that her obscenities could be heard on the street.

Would this be a different story if she had been standing at her window yelling the same obscenities out at the street instead of yelling them within her house at the toilet but loud enough that young children could hear them?
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Would it have been irritating to be her neighbor? No question. Would I have brought charges against her? Not a fucking chance....I'm quite capable of the same behavior. I would have (I like to think I would have, anyway) offered to help, since she was obviously having some kind of problem, she wasn't just bitching cuz it felt good.

Sounds like the type of neighbor that'd make me want to blow up pictures of fat people in tube tops and speedos and use them as plaster on the side of my house where they could see them.

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Thunder are you kidding? Anyone can get jiggy with a tight, shapely, mild mannered nymph (if she's willing), but this broad is tons of fun.

Imagine what what a pig like this is willing to try (if she hasn't already) especially after making it into the press for destroying the shitter, damn!

Plus, there are always beer goggles for those guys who are a little scared.

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Hi Daphne,
I didn't forget you honey. I'm still floundering after that wonderful story you wrote for me.

Give me a couple of days to recover and I'll be back lusting for you on another post.

Promise!

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That's alright, Mr. Kook. I'm patient. Bourbon has that affect.

Hey Deja, that's a good question..... would it be considered the same if she was trashing someone instead of the toilet? I can tell you that on an Army post, it is different. It's considered verbal abuse, and the MP's can remove you from housing if you don't stop or show a history of such.

Here's your dishrag - I blew my nose in it. Sorry. I was eating jalapenos and they got the old sinuses running.

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I think you've hit the nail on the head, Bilge. If she had been my neighbor, I would like to think that I would have offered to help. But then, I've had neighbor's with whom I wouldn't help under any but the most dire situations.

I really think that she was out of line -- perhaps intentionally, perhaps not. She probably should have toned it down once she was asked to. That she took it out on an off-duty cop was sheer stupidity, assuming that she knew he was an off-duty cop.

The cop, on the other hand, may have overreacted. But what was he going to do? Call the on-duty cops? If he'd have done that and she had berated them, I think the verdict might have been different.

Anyway, it doesn't matter to me. I've confronted my neighbors before for loud parties, as well as hanging pictures, after 10 pm. I particularly dislike the ignorant bastards who insist on blowing their car horns to get the neighbor's attention instead of dragging their fat lazy asses from their cars and ringing the doorbell or using the gawddam cell phone, especially at 4-5 in the morning. For them, I save the "Glare of Death" from the double-hung at Casa del Poo. For the particularly ignorant, I like to confront them in nothing more than my bathrobe. Nothing quite like a fat, balding, 40-something wearing practically nothing in sub-zero temperatures ranting through the window of your car at you about your senseless disturbance of the peace in the middle of the friggin' night while decent folk, who have to work or go to school the next day, are trying to sleep in order to make your day.

Shoo! Now, if you'll excuse me, it's time to take my meds.
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this lady lives like 25 minutes from me lol