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Tragedy of the commodes: poor DungDaddy!

Posted 04.05.2006 by Dave
A few weeks ago, DungDaddy promised to make giant Poop For Peace posters for any PoopReporter who could do something special with them. A few days ago, I got this email from him:
"Dave, This is the worst dog-ate-my-homework-excuse yet, but Saturday -- when I was going to make up the posters -- my house burnt down. I know it was April 1st; nobody wishes I was kidding more than I do. I will still give it a try, but I would be grateful if you could tell your guys that the posters probably aren't forthcoming and I apologize."
I wrote back, absolving him of his responsibility to make these posters in the face of more important matters, offering my best wishes, and asking the most important question that can be asked at a time like this. His response:
"The upstairs crapper was in the fire, but you can still see my Johnny Glow sticker on the lid. The downstairs unit was just in the smoke and heat. That's not a turd in there. I think something flew into the bowl when the fire department chopped a hole in the wall from the other side. At least, that's my story."

Good luck, DungDaddy. Glad you're OK. Let us know if there's anything we can do to help.

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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 04.05.2006

Hang in there DungDaddy, may your next poop be a peacefull one!

PooperGal (527) -- 04.05.2006

Boy, that sucks. I'm sorry for your terrible loss, DungDaddy. But, I'm glad you're okay, and I fervently hope you were able to recover the important sentimental stuff -- everything else can be replaced. May you rebuild a new and better house on the ashes of the old. Get the best crapper your homeowner's insurance allows. You've earned it.


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"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 04.05.2006

My first thought when I read that was Oh my god. I have never know anyone to have their house burn down. Was the house destroyed? How did it start? (Faulty wiring I bet)

We should all send money. That just sucks.

I keep my important stuff in a fireproof file cabinent. It cost a lot but I won't have to worry about losing anything important.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

The Dumpster (2507) -- 04.05.2006

DungDaddy, we all share your tragic loss, but you are very smart to come back quickly to your PR friends, for laughter is, indeed, the best medicine.

Thus, in that vein, may I assay one lighthearted remark: Like me, you have clearly felt the pressure of a Dave-imposed deadline. But I don't think you had to go to THAT extent to get out of it! Dave is a pretty trusting soul; he will usually even fall for the dead-grandmother routine, if you pitch it with enough pathos.

But in all seriousness, we're sorry. What caused the fire? And what in the HELL is that in the toilet in the last photo?

ShitDump (37) -- 04.05.2006

Good luck man, sorry to hear about your loss. Set up a PayPal donation and I'll give you a couple bucks.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 04.05.2006

I thought for a moment that it read, "The crapper was fire". That would have given new meaning to the term "hot shit".

I'm glad you're okay!

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 04.05.2006

Dang it! ON. Somehow my word "ON" was deleted. Should have read, "The crapper was ON fire".

Great comment! +1 point
DungDaddy (1460) -- 04.05.2006

Dumpster, I already used the dead grandmother thing three times. It was no good anymore

The Dumpster (2507) -- 04.05.2006

Next time you'll have to work Dave on the DungMommy or DungKiddies angle.

If you are so inclined and have the time, please join our forums and tell us the whole story. I'm sure many others besides me want to know what really happened.

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 04.05.2006

And what about us non-forum users Dumpster? Why can't he just post it here? What did cause the fire?

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Poop Shooter (598) -- 04.05.2006

Forums rock. You can join forums too KOC


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Poop Shooter (598) -- 04.05.2006

Sorry to hear about your place burning up Dung. It alway sucks no matter what.


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Bunga Din (1238) -- 04.05.2006

Dung Daddy, what can any of us say except we are so sorry for the misfortune which has struck and hope things turn for the positive for you. Keep us posted on how things are going, at times like these you can never have too many people in your corner.

Rat Droppings (175) -- 04.06.2006

In the face of such a tragedy you actually photographed your toilets so we could all have a laugh. That is the truest, most from the heart, poop-reporting of them all. Good luck with everything and keep us all posted!!
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Bunghole In the... (432) -- 04.06.2006

Dungdaddy: I'm sorry to hear of your loss. I hope those weren't the deluxe high-flows.

Your 'trials by fire' experience give new meaning to the saying 'doesn't have a pot to piss in.' I certainly hope your homeowner's insurance agency is timely in providing you what you need.


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KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 04.06.2006

Rat Droppings, you said it. That is what I call dedication to PR.com.

Bunghole, is homeowners insurance enough? If my home got hit by a tornado, they would first blame me for causing the tornado and then only pay me 1 quarter of what my house is worth.

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 04.06.2006

Is that a melted box of wipes on top of the first toilet?

Dungdaddy, I share everyone's sentiment here. Hang in there, and kudos for having such a positive attitude in the face of tragedy. Do set up a paypal donation, like Shitdump suggested. A few bucks from your friends at PoopReport might hopefully help cover some of the expenses your insurance company won't cover.

DungDaddy (1460) -- 04.06.2006

That is a Kan-Doo box on the toilet. I have five kids under the age of eight. You know little kids can't wipe worth, well worth crap.

Fart Poopie (1258) -- 04.06.2006

Yep. I know. ;)

I should look into those.

The Dumpster (2507) -- 04.06.2006

DungDaddy, I hate to say it, but when I looked at the photos above before reading the story, I thought they were pictures of my own bathrooms back when the ex-Mrs. Dumpster lived with me. She took some shits that left the place approximately that bad off.

Please keep your friends here posted. Where are you staying now? With "five kids under the age of eight," I hope to God you have more than one commode!

KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 04.06.2006

DungDaddy, doo you know the cause of the fire? I would be glad to write some letters to congresspeople on laws to make house wiring more safe, if it was indeed faulty wiring.

I hope you are getting on well with that many kids. Was your computer damaged? (If it was, we should all contribute to build a new comp for DD with PoopReport stenciled all over it.)

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"KOC -- the Cool Crapper" - Rat Droppings

The Big Wiper (2287) -- 04.07.2006

I don't mean this to sound callous, but I wonder if Martha Stewart does bathroom disaster makeovers? Maybe HGTV has a show that could help. Seriously.

PooperGal (527) -- 04.07.2006

TBW, that's a good thought. I wonder if we all sent recommendations to Martha on Dung Daddy's behalf, she'd consider it? Or would letters from a bunch of nutjobs who write-read about poop just scare the crap out of her?


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"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 04.07.2006

Oh, please, not Martha. She'll have DD digging a pit out back in which to build a fire, over which he will have to create a brick kiln, then traipse into the woods to harvest clay from which she will have him sculpt his own commode. While THAT is being fired, DD will be required to mix up his own milk paint in the exact hue of the box of Kan-do wipes. Then she'll teach him how to make his own insulation out of mud, poop, and chicken feathers (for which he will have to raise the chickens).

I'm not sure DD's up to all that work. Maybe we should call Extreme Home Makeover, instead!

Just a thought.

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Fart Poopie (1258) -- 04.07.2006

That's a great flippin' idea, GGG!
Someone in DD's area go get a video camera and send in a tape to Extreme Home Makeover. If they get selected, when Ty finds out DD likes PoopReport, he'll make him a kick ass bathroom with internet access so he can read PR while creating a PR.

Poop Shooter (598) -- 04.07.2006

GGG, that's right on and funny shit!! Can't knock Marth for being handy in many regards!!


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KeepOnCrappin (551) -- 04.19.2006

FP, I hope you're not kidding, because I think it would make it a lot easier for DD with his 66 hour work weeks if someone renovated for him. DAve, pay attention here, becuase when Poop Report gets on national television on a show that many people watch, you may be able to get some kick-ass advertising yourself.

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Poopgirl (79) -- 06.25.2006


Even in your moment of tragedy, you thought of us Poopreporters, and photographed your toilets for us. You are a true Poopreporter.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

Michael-Todd (not verified) -- 06.19.2007

Yo dude, I've been reading on this site a bit, I might even make an account some time soon, but yeah, you're one of my favorite writers, DungDaddy. I wish you good luck on fixing things back up and hope you get life all sorted out as quickly as possible.

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