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Trends in tricked-out bathrooms

Posted 06.07.2006 by GottaGoGirl
Used to be you'd just stash the extra toilet paper under the sink. Not any more! We're seeing a growing trend in style-conscious pooping -- and we're not just talking about Bad, Bad Bath.

As one retailer's website shows, there are numerous, more elegant choices for the discriminating stash stacker, as well as an impressive array of upscale ways to hide the skidmark scrubber. If the usual "bracket on the wall" dispenser isn't good enough for you, there are lots of upgrades for that, too. For the space-saving combo look, you can go with this little number.

But it doesn't stop there. As The Shit Volcano recently mentioned, we are witnessing the return of colored toilet paper.

I remember this stuff from when I was a kid. In fact, we had what we called The Orange Bathroom, complete with orange toilet paper! I recall that, as time went on, my mom had trouble finding the paper; so when she did she'd buy TONS of it, knowing it would eventually go the way of cyclamates. During it's heyday, my friends would always try to get me to provide a few rolls for toilet-papering people's houses. The orange added that extra "punch" of color as a nice calling card. I learned quickly to use the orange only OUTSIDE my neighborhood, as one morning my mom saw her lovely orange toilet paper hanging from one of our neighbor's trees. She knew it was me, as we were the only people with orange toilet paper! She wasn't mad, though; she was actually kind of proud.

And pride in one's bum fodder isn't just reviving here in the States. Across the world, people are going gaga (caca?) over specialty toilet paper. And it's not just the colors! There are printed rolls, like this and this. For the truly narcissistic (or, perhaps, self-hating), there's even monogrammed paper.

Even Shameful Shitters can partake in the bathroom trend. No more hiding the plunger in the garage! (For the BEST reason to buy this last product, read this story.) Also, for those of you with an uncooperative spouse or roommate, or if you're just lazy yourself, you might like this double-deckered paper holder.

Finally, for those of you with problems of both constipation and time management, consider installing one of these.

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Double Flush (598) -- 06.07.2006

Wow, that's... wow... stunning. I'm actually interested in all the modern upgrades and stuff. I hope one day to have my own house with all the latest stuff in it, then in 20 years I have the same old, ugly, hideous stuff from 2 decades ago...

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If your stinker likes to linger, please be nice and flush it twice.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.07.2006

Ooh! And after I sent this in, I found these cans for storing the extra paper that have a press-top hinged lid (like when a CD player has a slow-open lid). The BEST part is, the INSIDE has a slow-spring action. When you take the top roll out, the next roll s-l-i-d-e-s up to the top, so you don't have to stick your arm down inside the tube like a monkey with an orange in a vase.

Double Flush (598) -- 06.07.2006

I just noticed the most hilarious thing. You can wipe your ass with Bush or Kerry, AND BUSH IS SOLD OUT! Click here to see more.

I always knew politicians were full of shit. Now you can use them to clean up your own shit. If Bush wasn't sold out, I'd order some right now! *bursts into hysterical laughter* HAW HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!! BUSH IS SOLD OUT!!!! Seriously, I laughed out loud and woke my roommate from his cat nap.

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If your stinker likes to linger, please be nice and flush it twice.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.07.2006

WHOA! I didn't even SEE that! Very cool.

daphne (3514) -- 06.07.2006

Yeah, I really like having a nice-looking bathroom, and it seems that it's becoming one of the rooms that people are now no longer afraid to spruce up a bit.

Nice work GGG.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Latus Rectum (42) -- 06.07.2006

Wow. I want a bathroom that's tricked out when I 'grow up' (by which I mean either get married, graduate college or get a job out in the 'real world')! It always annoys me when I'm over at someone's house and they haven't put the plunger or toilet scrubber in an obvious place, or the plunger/scrubber is somewhere you can't put it back if it's wet, or worse yet they don't even have these items! Why, people? WWWWHHHHYYYY????

Did you assume the toilet scrubber and the plunger were just decorative items? Are you a sadist and delight in others' suffering? Or are you really that stupid? Were these people raised by wolves, or is it seriously possible to grow up and never once see these items actually need to be used? If so, you've lived a sheltered, sheltered, life! I pity you.

When it comes to bathrooms, there should be "A place for everything and everything in it's place." And they should be somewhere obvious where people can find them, not hidden away in some obscure location where no one would ever think to look. It's like people who hide their trash cans. It's like they're saying "Oh, look at us. We're so holy we don't even shit, or have trash, or handle any unclean thing! We live in a perfect, pretty little world where nothing smelly ever happens."

Yeah right! And I can shoot flames out of my eyeballs!

The Shit Volcano (3737) -- 06.07.2006

My favorite toilet paper was not mentioned here. Somewhere on the web I found a site where you can order camo toilet paper. It's pretty cool! (Maybe it was on the Bush and Kerry TP website.)

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Clones are people, two.

Double Flush (598) -- 06.07.2006

Yup, that site has camo toilet paper. I remember seeing it. One thing that bugs me is the faux fur box for a plunger. I wouldn't want used water from the toilet bowl overflowing onto my faux fur.

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If your stinker likes to linger, please be nice and flush it twice.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.08.2006

Yeah, I hate it when water runs down MY fauxfur!

Double Flush (598) -- 06.08.2006

Alright, I'm starting to wonder now. The only fur I have is on my bed...

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I go to www.sloanvalve.com and drool over it.

The Dumpster (2506) -- 06.08.2006

Wow! One of the links in this article is to a company owned by Her-- well, by a really good friend of mine.

I wonder if I need to tell her she may be getting some business from PR customers?

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.08.2006

Discount? Coupons? A break on shipping? Group rates? Special promotions? Email notification of sales?

The Dumpster (2506) -- 06.08.2006

Or me getting my you-know-what cut off for participating in such a vulgarian activity as PR.

Double Flush (598) -- 06.09.2006

Lighten up; PR isn't so bad. If nothing else, I feel like I have another web site I more or less am a part of. Interesting how you know someone who owns one of those sites. Small world, isn't it?

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Have you checked out Sloan's Uppercut yet?

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.09.2006

*Whispers to Dumpster* Is GGG in the outhouse for linking Someone's site?

The Dumpster (2506) -- 06.09.2006

What Someone doesn't know won't hurt her (or me).

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.16.2006

I should have added this to the list of goodies for the modern bathroom.

Lame comment! -1 point
Poopgirl (77) -- 06.25.2006


I want that stuff!!!
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 03.30.2007

Here's another one some Poop Reporters might like!
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Hey! Don't touch my wenis!

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