I read somewhere that the trailer had two bathrooms.

I read this story, and I found it hard to believe. How is it possible to sit anyplace for two years? Just incredible.

What on earth did someone do to this person to make her so fucked up?
God, I hope she gets the help she sooooo needs.
I mean I'm a homebody,
but a pottybody?
Whoa.

I sent this in, too; very odd. Apparently, even when authorities came, the lady was extremely reluctant to go with them; they had to cut the bolts attaching the seat to the toilet, take her (with seat) to the hospital, and remove it. In answer to a question above, there was a second bathroom (or, at least, a toilet) elsewhere in the apartment, which the boyfriend used. My question: If her buttocks were fused with the seat, how did she manage to wipe after a b.m.? Or, perhaps, since she never got up, she simply didn't bother . . .

I asked that very same thing in the forums. Even if she had no mess messes, she'd have to wipe pee. And if she couldn't wipe pee, I can't imagine what type of infections she was susceptible to.

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Did anyone notice the name of the cop investigating this was Sgt. Whipple. As in "Please dont squeeze the Charman" Whipple

It looks like a trailer, but really it's a Borg scout ship and she was becoming part of the collective.
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Resistance is futile. You will be assimilated.

The more I think about this story, the more impossible it seems. She couldn't possibly have sat on the toilet for two years straight. She must have gotten off and laid on the floor from time to time, wouldn't you think?

I don't know, Postman. Do you get off when thinking about laying her on the bathroom floor from time to to time?
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I don't think so. But since you brought it up, maybe this thought has crossed your mind, DP?

Well I always try to look on the bright side. I hope she gets the help she needs and can finally go out in public again. Furthermore, she'll have the luxury of not having to sit on public toilet seats, as she will be wearing her own.

Sorry it has taken so long to post.

Daphne, "infection" was the first word that crossed my mind. (Well, after "batshit" and "looney".) Not just from not wiping after pee, but what about a chafed ass? The more I think about this, the more confused I am. I wonder what kind of medical issues she will have to contend with.

At least the place apparently (according to others here) had a second bathroom. Perhaps if there had only been one, the boyfriend may have been motivated to put this drama to a happy halt sooner.

PD, I truly hope that she accepts the help and encouragement she so desperately needs.

Sometimes, after a long, slow shit, it will seem as if I've been on the pot for 2 years as I carefully stand on numb, tingly legs. But I can't begin to imagine spending that amount of time in the bathroom.
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Assaulting toilets since 1977!

Mr shitwit has sat on the throne so long his legs have fallen asleep, but I think this lady took things a little too far.

I do hope she can get help and make some kind of recovery.

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Rock-n-roll! Poopy-poo!

This story has taken another twist: the boyfriend has been arrested. Chuck in Nashville sent in the story. The charge is "mistreatment of a dependent adult."

Well, it did say that she wanted to stay in the bathroom, not necessarily sit on the can for that time period. Can't you get hemorrhoids from sitting on the toilet that long? I'd think that your ass innards would be constantly sagging down; or at least a rectal prolapse now that I think about it.

I would think after two years your lungs would be hanging out your asshole.

I would expect stage IV pressure sores on at the very least, the buttocks and thighs, And stink like all the poop germs that make poop stink 100 fold enmeshed with a funky nasty stinky filthy toilet stank 100 fold. The death stink. Gag. The boyfriend might have been toilet torchured as a child.

Sittin' in the mornin' sun
I'll be sittin' when the evenin' come
Watching the shits roll in
And then I watch 'em swirl away again, yeah

I'm sittin' on the toilet today
Watching the brown tide swirl away
Ooo, I'm just sittin' on the toilet today
Wastin' time

I left my home in Georgia
Headed for a Kansas doublewide yay
'Cause I've had nothing to live for
And look like nothin's gonna come my way

So I'm just gonna sit on the toilet today
Watching the brown tide swirl away
Ooo, I'm sittin' on the toilet today
Wastin' time

Look like nothing's gonna change
Everything still remains the same
I can't doo what ten people tell me to doo
So I guess I'll remain the same, yes

Sittin' here resting my bones
And these turds won't leave me alone
It's two thousand miles I roamed
Just to make this crapper my home

Now, I'm just gonna sit on this toilet today
Watching the brown tide swirl away
Oooo-wee, sittin' on the toilet today
Wastin' time

Glorious, man, purely glorious.