The baby does look kinda brown, at that.

A lot of poop reporters have referred to "birthing" there turds, but this is ridiculous. I do seem to remember a couple of stories about girls squeezing out little cherubs in the ladies room during prom. That was years ago, so I don't remember if they ended up in the toilet or not.

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

PooperGal, you just scared the shit out of me! Let's hope Gordon wasn't in that shit.

TSV, will you tell us the status of your, uh, "family"?

What a shitty way to be born. And then to get saddled with such a shitty name. That kid is haeding for trouble.

The parent, obviously a retarded idiot... why didn't she pull the baby out of the water before calling 911. Stupid people annoy me!

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

I agree, Poop Shooter. We need more smart people having kids out there!

TSV, I hate to be nosy if you don't want to talk about it, but are you still doing your fair share in that department?

Yes, indeedy. Gordon is still there and making me gassy as hell!

So when is the due date?

August. I suspect August. My family always runs late so it'll probably be the beginning of August or the end of July. Somewhere in that last/first week.

I will be off at Camp Meeting then. But we will keep in touch. I'm so pleased for you and Gilbert!

And, I am CERTAIN that you will carefully watch the loads you drop between now and then!

I gave birth to a bouncy baby bouy, this morning. He bobbed around in the crap hole like a real trooper. I am so proud. I named him Dungey.

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

For his two godfathers, Dumpster and Bunga. How sweet. I assume you would prefer cash gifts?

Congratulations Sam. SinceI'm an ordained minister, I would offer my services to baptize him. Just let me know and I'll check on the proper protocal for baptizing little baby Dungey

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

Aw! Does he have a bathroom-issued poop certificate?

I can't believe she left her in the toilet.

*shakes head*

Of course, maybe she didn't know what to do. The child was still enclosed in the sac. I think it's odd that she managed to pass it without bursting it. It makes me want to comment on what must be the size of her hoo-hoo... but I won't go there.

Poor, poor baby.

But the baby was tiny, and possibly arrived with no labor other than small contractions that might have felt like cramps. We don't know what level of education the mother has, but women and teenagers who have not had reproductive/sex education and did not have a good parent role model to learn about pregancy and childbirth, would not know what to do.

And many women would be traumatized by the whole event, and be in shock. You have to give this woman credit for at least calling the emergency number.

I just hope that little girl never has to find out how she came into the world, and that no one else does either. It's really a shame that the mother's and baby's name made it into the media, because it will be pretty impossible to ensure the child's privacy.

It happens quite often, I'm sad to say.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Orig
in of the Feces"

Just had cramps today and got scared. Turned out to be actual diarrhea. Damn strogonof. Gordon is still set for another five months.

I suppose that I really cannot relate to the shock that the mother felt at this situation. That being said, I agree with the earlier posts... how do you not remove the child from the toilet???

Man, you have to take a test to drive a car, but anyone can have a baby.

When the mother does have to tell the kid about the events surrounding it's birth. She can start out by saying

"Your birth was covered by the newspapers and the news was all over the internet. You were born famous."

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

Should have named the girl "Lady Underpants" and tried to set her up with another kid. Don't know if there are any kids named Captain Underpants out there. With the popularity of the books, though, who knows?

Other names the mother considered, but didn't work for a girl:
Secef, Tedib, Teliot, Ood, Drut, Moorhtab.

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I'm so, so sorry.

Har! Fart Poopie, you're killing me! I think she should give the kid one of the names that are used as monikers on this site.

SamDamnit!
President in Exile
of Poopreportia
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

No way would I ever name my kid Tydirium!

I still wonder why nobody has registered as "The Mother Log." TSV, in light of impending events, perhaps you should consider a name change?

Unfortunately, I doubt the mother has enough skills to turn ona computer, let alont type the word "pooprepert.com" to register on here. It's too bad we will never see anymore pictures of baby Little Plop. It's a cruel world.

Have a Crappy Day!! Poop Shooter!

I agree that it's unthinkable that the mother wouldn't at least take the baby out of the toilet. But she could be just plain dumb. We weren't there so we can only make guesses.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

Good thing she didn't throw the baby out with the asswater.

Good one, Bunga!

He makes a valid point.

Oh, Fart Poopie, III'd give you an extra point for your baby names! How about: Edommoc, C.W., Hsulf, Epiw, M.B., or Yttop? Mutcer? Or, my personal favorite: Suna.

And, yeah, I think those of us who have given birth, conventionally or otherwise, would say that we'd instinctually grab the bag o'baby and haul it outta the drink. Duh.

Preemie Born In Toilet Is Making Progress

Suzanne McCarroll
Reporting

(CBS4) LITTLETON, Colo. A month after a premature baby was accidentally delivered in a toilet, doctors say she is surviving and gaining weight.

Baby Nevaeh was born three months premature in February and remains in the intensive care nursery at Littleton Adventist Hospital.

Nevaeh only weighed 1 1/2 pounds when she was born so the doctors immediately put her in an incubator.

"She opens her eyes when I speak so she knows me," said Salina Newman, Navaeh's mother. "Yesterday when her brother came in, she got real fidgety so she knows who we are."

Newman said Nevaeh is still too fragile to hold, so she touches her baby through the holes in the incubator. Doctors covered the incubator so the light doesn't bother Navaeh and nurses feed her breast milk through a tube in her nose.

Newman thought she was having a miscarriage when she delivered the baby in a toilet. When rescue crews arrived at her apartment, they found the baby still in the amniotic sac.

Doctors still don't know when Nevaeh will be strong enough to go home.

http://cbs4denver.com/topstories/local_story_061180118.html

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Sir SamDamnit!
and the Knights of Poopsalot
http://www.myspace.com/saintcarnivean

It was good to see the update. Thanks, Samdamnit.

Poor little girl. Technically, she has two months to go before she would be "full term," so I wonder if that's how long she'll have to stay in the hospital before she's big and strong enough.

PooperGal
"Searching for the Origin of the Feces"

I still think they should have named her Plop or Flushie

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Regional POWER POOPING CHAMPION 1988-2006
Poop Shooter!

You all know the funniest thing about all this is the father is a known drug dealer and is currently on parole for felony menacing. The mother is a welfare chick and they are living in a one bedroom hell hole. It is sad that the news portrayed them like loving parents because they definitely are not! I wonder if the Littleton Police Department knows the father sells drugs out of his apartment (which is right across the street from the Littleton Police Station).

Anyone else that left their baby in the toilet to die would be considered criminals. But just because they got lucky enough for the baby to live they are called HEROES??? What a joke, she is a loser!!! And I feel sorry for the baby.

Anonymous, where I come from that's not considered funny. So, I'm sorry for failing to see what you pointed out as "the funniest" part of the situation.

I think the funniest part is what she named the child. GGG, I can honestly say that if I were to suggest the name "Suna" to some of the stupid people I've met, they will actually consider it... if they were expecting, that is.
I predict we will be seeing that name is baby books everywhere very, very soon. ;)

crap, that should say...
"I'm sorry for failing to see THE HUMOR in what you pointed out as...."

There is a gentleman here in Stewsburg named "Regus Patoff," because his mother says that was what was on the bottle of medicine which saved her life and the baby's.

PS--Looking back up the thread, you write: "I'm an ordained minister." I had no idea. So you and Cracktacular are both Men of the Cloth?

The Baptism by toilet happens more than we think. I don't have links but there are more stories like this out there.______
Producing waste since 1967