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Up or down, a new weapon in an age-old war

Posted 10.17.2005 by Bilgepump
Colorado entrepreneur David Baron has entered the fray, arming the perturbed "seat harpies" with a new and humorous weapon.

"The concept is a bit like refrigerator magnets, only for your toilet," Baron says. Named Bowl Busters, the stickers are designed to be placed on the toilet itself -- typically under the lid or the seat -- though they work as well on walls and mirrors, since they are easily repositioned or removed. This link shows a few of the designs available as puffy stickers: reminders to lower the lid, practice careful aim, and so on.

This is an ill wind a-blowin', fellas -- although, to fight back, we could always just not use the bowl at all. Of course, that would amount to Turd Terrorism, and is in no way condoned by the editors and members of this website, nor by this author.

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Fart Poopie (1258) -- 10.17.2005

LOL. I don't think a sticker on the seat would persuade my husband to close the lid, but I'd get one just for comic value and as a "conversation piece" when visitors need to go.

Logjam (2831) -- 10.18.2005

Has it been established that Turd Terrorism includes acts of intentional urination desecration? To my mind, throwing a little piss around is a misdemeanor, not a felony.

The Shit Volcano (3818) -- 10.21.2005

I love the one with the lamb. That's just demented!

healthy 1 (1435) -- 10.17.2006

The lamb one is cute. Men, don't leave Mary's lid up, if you know what's good for you.
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It's not nice to fool mother nature.

ChiliKahKah (1491) -- 04.13.2009

This would anger me and cause me to protest by not closing the lid.

ChiliKahKah (1491) -- 06.24.2009

Loved the basketball theme !

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