Michael Jackson bird poop image: Washed away

Submitted by daphne on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 01:20 // // 3 Comments
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Brandon Tudor's 1996 Cadillac Deville was honored for a few days with what Brandon thought was an image of Michael Jackson created by a splattering of bird poop. He was driving when the bird crapped on his window, and he immediately saw an image of the King of Pop, (the white version). So what was a man to do with such iconic bird shit? Why sell it on eBay, of course.

Did it look like Jacko? You be the judge:

Personally, I think it's a stretch.

No matter, anyway, because Brandon didn't bother to put his car in the garage. His grand scheme of protecting his possible cash cow was simply taping a sandwich bag on the windshield with Scotch tape, an effort that failed to keep the rain from washing the poop away.

He had originally planned to open the bidding for the entire crap-decorated windshield on eBay for 500 dollars. Do you think anyone would have bid?

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3 Comments on "Michael Jackson bird poop image: Washed away"

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Submitted by Anonymous on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 01:27. //
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Looks more like Adolph Hitler in drag...

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Submitted by runninggrrl2 on Wed, 08/15/2012 - 20:12. //
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Taking into account shipping, fees, etc....nope, it wouldn't sell. Especially because I was staring at it for a few minutes and just can't make out an image that looks even remotely like Michael Jackson.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

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Submitted by daphne on Thu, 08/16/2012 - 01:15. //
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Me neither, grrl! I see the black hair and what would be his over-white face, but it's such a stretch. Hell, I also see Lucy from Peanuts.

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