Political dog poop bags: Now your candidate choice can truly be full of shit

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Poop is universal. We all poop. From the butts of the most humble New York City street person to our world leaders, poop debuts. It is the goal of Poopreport.com to bring people together over poop humor, all of us, and because of this fact we rarely like to discuss politics. The divisive nature of politics goes against everything we stand for. And besides, the world of politics is dirtier than any toilet I've ever seen; Tex-Mex diarrhea on a filthy barroom toilet floor has nothing on the Republican or Democratic conventions.... But today we'll make an exception.

Poop humor finds a way into most any venue, even that of the sewer that is our nation's presidential race. When I read this article this morning, I could only say, "Now, why didn't I think of that? Of course our country's dog owners would like to have dog poop bags with our presidential candidates on them. Why, it's just the American way!"

The company behind the idea is Therapoo, and their poop bags also come ready to honor Sarah Palin and Nancy Pelosi. You can purchase 100 of these 100-percent biodegradable dog poop bags for $19.95 (20 cents a bag) secure in knowing that your dog's mess will not be hanging around the city dump for the next ten to twenty years in a plastic bag that will be around for the next one thousand.

Editor's note: We will allow a more relaxed comment policy on today's front page submission as long as you keep the mud-slinging to a respectable minimum.

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2 Comments on "Political dog poop bags: Now your candidate choice can truly be full of shit"

runninggrrl2's picture
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While I think this is a GREAT idea, I think that my budget still prefers using my plastic shopping bags as dog poop bags in their second life. They tend to be a bit bigger than traditional pickup bags and my dog takes human-sized dumps, so yeah.

An apple a day keeps the ExLax away!

the thin brown line's picture
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Who remembers throwing darts at a Ronald Wilson Reagan paper dart board?
"Well, I, well, don't remember!"

Somethin' mysterious made an exit from the gift shop.