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The Poolitzer Prize: PoopReporter of the Year, 2003

Posted 01.03.2004 by Dave (11538)
We PoopReporters have an affinity for a man who can draw poop as well as he talks it. Congratulations to Ass Phlegm, 2003's PoopReporter of the Year. Once this site brings in its first million, I'll have a 10-pound gold statuette minted and given to him retroactively. In the meantime, we just have to imagine the Poolitzer prize as an Emmy-esque statue holding up a giant, glittering roll of toilet paper. At least four-ply, and quilted. Four-ply??? Ahh, such paradise the future will bring... Here's to toilet paper technology! And to Ass Phlegm! Hooray for both!




ASS PHLEGM
[tally]
 97 votes
DONIKER
[tally]
 47 votes
THE BIG WIPER
[tally]
 71 votes
votes: 215

-- Dave

Editor's Note: As of 1/3/05, there are no comments here not because no one cares, but because I just today moved it to a commentable page. Show some retroactive poop support!



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The Big Wiper (2240) -- 01.13.2005

2003 was a great year on PR for me personally--my first full year of participation. It also marked the beginning of my friendship with AP, who richly deserved the award.

GottaGoGirl (2615) -- 06.02.2006

I'm going to have to go back and look up some vintage A.P. and see for myself some award-winning poop reporting! I'm glad I found this.
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Santa Caca!

The Dumpster (2510) -- 06.02.2006

Amazing piece of PR history. TBW goes on to become Poop Reporter of the Year 2004, and Doniker gets banned.

There is a Horatio Alger-type morality lesson in all this, but I'm too lazy to dig it up, just now.

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