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Pics of me and you and everyone we know

Posted 09.19.2006 by Dave (11451)
This weekend was my photoshoot for Angie's List Magazine. As you may recall, the editors of that august publication wisely realized that nothing complements a story about toilets better than a picture of a certain webmaster whose ego is swelling by the day. We couldn't get into CBGBs like we hoped, so we decided to do the shoot at my home and at a bar near my house. (Commonwealth in Park Slope, Brooklyn, for those who want to do a Dave-themed pub crawl.) My lovely wife Jenny (who convinced me to wear a suit -- NOT my idea) took photos of the photographer taking photos of me:

If the photographer was amused or confused or disgusted to be taking pics of some dude and his computer in a toilet, he didn't show it. He was very enthusiastic as he had me go through a variety of poses -- sitting on the toilet, sitting on the tank, sitting on the floor with my arm around the toilet (NOT at the bar, fortunately), looking pensive, looking disgusted, looking happy, looking intellectual, and so on. It was a good experience, and I hope there will be another one (at which I will surely demand a make-up artist, a personal assistant, a free buffet, and a private bathroom).

The other big news of the week is that the Journal of Ass Production has arrived! The long-awaited issue #2: professionally printed, book bound, sixty pages long, and really quite entertaining. Behold just one of the boxes the unhappy mailroom guy had to drag all the way up to the sixteenth floor.

If you're a fan of PoopReport, you'll love the Journal. And when you get one, you're not just investing in the world's best toilet reading -- you're supporting the PoopReport empire.

It's an empire that continues to grow. You already know that I set up a PoopReport Myspace page; this week we can thank SamDamnit for creating a Myspace PoopReport discussion group. And just yesterday our old friend Trevor has set up a PoopReport group on Flickr for sharing photos that fit the PoopReport theme. Thanks to Trevor's PR efforts, there are already thirty-two photos in the slideshow. If you've got a Flickr account, please join the group!



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healthy 1 (1422) -- 09.19.2006

Keep up the good work Dave. PR is so much more than a poop humor site. It has its funny side, but also shares helpfull advice, and difficult experiences with toileting. This is what makes PR special. Not to mention, drwas in all kinds of people from all walks of life, all over the globe.
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

DungDaddy (1341) -- 09.19.2006

We'll know Dave's gone too far when he tries to get us all to drink purple Kool-Aid. Until then, Dave, don't stop!

SamDamnit (1191) -- 09.19.2006

You are all welcome to the Poop Reporter's Lounge. My intention is for it to bring more people to The Poop Report itself. Joining the group, and helping to promote it, will help in that endeavor.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

daphne (3202) -- 09.19.2006

I cannot wait for the copy I ordered for Mr. daphne's work toilet to come. I'm going to read it first then send it in for our bored and pooping military soldiers to read with zest.......

You know Dave, I'm really happy for you. Big cyber hug.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Lame comment! -1 point
turd turdgutson (7) -- 09.19.2006

Let's see a shot of you having explosive diarrhea! I think that would make for an awesome book cover - you could use the assplosion itself as the brown 'splat' background, with words superimposed on it!!
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"...human shit has more of an almond, or perhaps a macadamia flavor to it. I hope you will all take my advice and really consider tasting your poop some time, as I have. It's really quite an experience." - Ratz

Nine Inch Log (337) -- 09.19.2006

Dung, Actually, ever since reading the purple kool-aid article I have switched to purple powerade and gatorade only. I have noticed some fun and supprising effects. I suggest everyone try it.

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Number One . . . I order you to take a number two.

Dave (11451) -- 09.19.2006

I'm hurt that no one has commented on how handsome I look. :(

I'm pretty excited -- between Frappr, Flickr, and Myspace, PoopReport is starting to have a pretty good "Web 2.0" presence. Anyone want to create a wikipedia entry for PoopReport?

Double Flush (588) -- 09.19.2006

Now that you mention it, Dave, you do look great. On top of that, the suit makes a nice touch. I'd like to see the professional pictures--I bet they are awesome! The few you have there look like they are going to come out great.

I'm willing to start a Wikipedia article, but everyone has to add what they can to it. I actually have a Wikipedia account and have contributed to a few articles; I can start one for poopreport.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

Double Flush (588) -- 09.19.2006

I have just posted the article on Wikipedia for PoopReport. It may or may not get voted down by Wikipedia's board. If it gets to stay, I encourage all of you to contribute. I only had a small bit I knew to start with.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

Dave (11451) -- 09.19.2006

Hmm, that link leads nowhere... did they delete it already?

Double Flush (588) -- 09.19.2006

I just looked at the stuff for my account, and yes, it's already deleted. The only comment on why it was deleted is "Yeah, right." Gee, what a big help.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 09.20.2006

Poop Report has a mention in the "external links" section of the article on "toilet humor".

The Dumpster had been trying to get PR a listing, previously. It would seem they're still not convinced.

daphne (3202) -- 09.20.2006

Someone should write wikipedia and ask why it's a "yeah, right" when they themselves have credited poopreport.com as a credible source.

Dave, you look DO wicked by the way all three-pieced. Let Jenny tell you. Should have said, "Yes, that's a dapper pooper if I ever saw one." Sorry!


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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

daphne (3202) -- 09.20.2006

Holy shit. I just realized my mom is listed as a source for the Titanic sinking, as her boss had a family member survive the "going down" and my mom was one of the peeps who did the digging for the article on it.

Maybe I should write them as "her daughter" and see if it helps.........
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

SamDamnit (1191) -- 09.20.2006

Dave, Mary Mary said that she was surprised at how handsome you are. She thought you would be a bearded fat guy.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Double Flush (588) -- 09.20.2006

Just goes to show you that the least expected of people can do the least expected things.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

Shawn St James (not verified) -- 09.20.2006

Hey Dave,
We were GONNA compliment you on your fine, all-american, yuppified, "aging frat boy" looks,

but....you had already pointed out that your ego was healthy to the point of bursting at the seams.

So we unaninously declined.

Shawn St. James

Fart Poopie (1256) -- 09.21.2006

Aw, they should have taken some photos of you in PR attire, or at least a Poop Report tie.

You look great Dave!

Bilgepump (1336) -- 09.21.2006

Dave, you shore gotta purdy mouth...oh wait, sorry, nevermind. Um, seriously, Buddy, I hope you wiped your ass with that tie and flushed it...er...wait...no, that wasn't serious either...nevermind. I'll be placing my Christmas order soon for the JOAP and various sundries.

daphne (3202) -- 09.22.2006

I never thought to buy them for the family. That's a good idea.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.22.2006

ditto what sam said about mary mary. i seriously pictured...actually...i think i pictured tom from myspace...dave you sexy beast.
and the suit really makes it more of an interesting parallel-hip informed dude in a suit....on the toilet. genius. your wife kicks ass.

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poop poop eee doop!

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.22.2006

ps i have a wiki account too, and will gladly add to the pr page if it's made...how can we petition them?

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poop poop eee doop!

Double Flush (588) -- 09.22.2006

Betty P, I already tried to add a page for PR and they deleted it within only a few minutes. Apparently it's gonna take all of our members and guests to petition them just to get an info. page up.

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Damnit, someone stole my signature!

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.28.2006

BASTARDS. why do they hate us???

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poop poop eee doop!

Bowl Clogger Blogger (71) -- 10.29.2006

Maybe there's no Poop Report page on Wiki, but there is a fascinating article on anal leakage there. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anal_leakage

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There's a certain air about me....

Double Flush (588) -- 10.29.2006

I'm starting my own PoopReport Wiki. Once I get my server configured (since I seemingly can't get anyone to host it) I'll get started on it.

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I'm so good at clogging up toilets, I can make mine back up when there's nothing in it.

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