This is great, Dave. Let me know when you decide to turn Poopreport into a political party or religion. If nothing else, the tax exept status would be nice.

What about an AM talk show?

Also, if you ever turn Poopreport in the sort of organization where you need henchmen, I would like to put my name at the top of that list.

"Exempt," I mean.

Some cool ideas Dave. Who would have ever thought you could become famous just because you make a site visited by millions about something as simple as poop!

Yah-Hoo to you Dave!

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Poop Shooter!

I'm so happy for Dave-O because he put up this site for a reason - the humorous view of poop - and because of an obviously-needed outlet in our society to ask questions about something we all do but are told is shameful, the site has blossomed into something more. We all should be proud to be a part of it.

I will be forwarding the JOAP II and the book he wrote to others.

I'm thankful and it's not even November.
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.....hugging bunnies since 1969
www.daphneszoo.com

Dave - why did you turn to Feral House as your publisher when you could have started your own publishing company - Fecal House. That would be the shit.

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"Vini, Vidi, Vomiti" (we came, we saw, we got sick on the plane")

Keeping in mind the hoity toilety beginnings of the commode, I think the fancy pants bathroom in Central Park, would be a good place to have a photo shoot. However, the throne like elevation of the CBGBs shitter, is also apoopriate.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

I like the Central Park idea; it needs to have a recognizable back-drop, though. Like the carousel in the corner of the background, or something uniquely Central Park.

"something uniquely Central Park"
....Like a mugging, or a homeless guy crapping on a park bench?

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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Well, the picture wouldn't come out very well at night.

And the homeless guy wouldn't poop ON the bench; he has to SLEEP there!

The mugging, well, the mugging could be funny.

It looks like we're going with CBGBs. I've been practicing expressions that look both intellectual and disgusted at the same time. It's not easy.

Read some William F. Buckley essays.
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Sir SamDamnit!
The Emir of Crapistan

Nice "State of the Poonion" address Dave, but remember - the `Grand State of PoopReport` is an international entity. We are an independant body, subject to no state.

Actually, we are in a state here, a state of flux

William F. Buckley asked me to pass this along to you (regarding expressions of disdain and intellectual seriousness simultaneously):

Ummm, I would deign to say that the enmity I feel-luh for those who misappropriate their idiosyncratic-kuh reactions to the indelicacies of body functions-suh do not dissuade me one iota-uh from my predilection-nuh to ramble obsessively among tangential points of order-ruh, which may or may not have been proposed-duh as a prerequisite for a modicum of respectability amidst the quagmire of prejudicial-luh observations which accrue of necessity not only to the body politic-kuh, but the general population, as it may be termed-duh, when approaching scatological issues which unfortunately have long been designated-duh as wholly unfit for public consumption-nuh, and I do not mean that literally, of course, but in that intellectual sense in which I plunge with the zealotry-uh of a fundamentalist tent revivalist who has had his Hires Root Beer laced with a soupcon of hallucinogenic material, whose origin-nuh will forever remain arcane and ultimately-uh undiscernible. Thank you-uh.

Thanks Wiper, for Bill`s coherent support for Dave`s " State of the Poonion" address.

As Bunga pointed out, we are in a state of "flux" - but we are, ahem, ironically, not bogged down in our own campaigning feces.

Let`s rally for a new state - The Defecatory Republic of Fecal People.....mmmmm, agreed CEP...too commie sounding....what else can we call it?

As far as location goes -- any chance of two photos? An outhouse AND a palatial throne? The simple "urge to purge" versus the slick "designer descent"? Congrats on your sphincter-like grasp of poop promotion!!
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stoolstudy101