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The 10 Stages of Pooping

Posted 12.09.2002 by Ass Phlegm (314)

Want to buy this in t-shirt form?

-- Ass Phlegm

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Poop Lover (not verified) -- 01.18.2003

I love this site!

Poopcicle (not verified) -- 01.21.2003

This site rocks!!! Poop on!!!

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your name (not verified) -- 01.31.2003

that is nasty!!!!!!!!

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logger (not verified) -- 02.11.2003

this was a dump, lol, i am gonna go drop a floater, *KAPLUNK*, oops, too late :O

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Jason Connor (not verified) -- 02.25.2003

I love eating shit. It really turns me on. I also am a fudge packer. Any one out there interested, please call my mobile #. I will be interested.

President G. W. Bush (not verified) -- 03.03.2003

Hi everyone at this website. My dad senior bush told me you could get some fancy eatin here. But i CAN'T seem to find the ordering page. I need to buy some fatty poop that will serve a dinner of 8. Please call my private line at the white house. 1-800-eat-shit

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Breetee (not verified) -- 03.07.2003

This site is as tight as a coolie hole!

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elven goddess (not verified) -- 03.08.2003

poop is funny! ^-^

????? (not verified) -- 03.08.2003

hey this site rocks. kepp on crappin and dont forget to wipe!have fun!!

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HomerSimpson (not verified) -- 03.10.2003

That was real gay.

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thomas (not verified) -- 03.11.2003

poopoo

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Elmer Fudd (not verified) -- 03.18.2003

You Dingleberries!

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Elmer Fudd (not verified) -- 03.18.2003

The anonymous coward is back!

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Bruno (not verified) -- 03.20.2003

This site is jexcellent!!!

Jessica Rabit (not verified) -- 03.29.2003

I really like this site,its SO FUNNY!!!!! I will keep coming bk to read more x

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jacob (not verified) -- 03.30.2003

I liked it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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toilet turd (not verified) -- 03.31.2003

I pooped so hard and pooped so far

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Tyler Schram (not verified) -- 04.01.2003

Poop is nice to eat

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bob aimes (not verified) -- 04.07.2003

i am covered in poop!!!!!!!

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fuck munch (not verified) -- 04.10.2003

This is the shizney.

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corn holioe (not verified) -- 04.13.2003

i need t.p. for my bung hole

Shizzle ma nizzle (not verified) -- 04.17.2003

this comic was awesome i swear i'm like this everytime i take a shit... :| except my head doesn't blow off.. is that a good thing? lol

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none (not verified) -- 05.26.2003

wat kind of crap is so good?!

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masterpooper (not verified) -- 06.02.2003

lol

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little red stupid head (not verified) -- 06.16.2003

HE HE HO HO HA HA!!!!!! THAT WAS REALLY FUNNY

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therunaway (not verified) -- 07.24.2003

sweet ass sweet

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Um I don't like poop (not verified) -- 08.28.2003

I don't like this site who made it however did your poop!

ricky (not verified) -- 10.17.2003

how dare you take a picture of me in the toilet!

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Urinal Poop (not verified) -- 10.23.2003

DATS DA SHIT!!!

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Justin (49) -- 12.01.2003

This site is asome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 01.26.2004

Butt kisser! It was still funny! I laughed my ass off.

sick little munkey (not verified) -- 02.17.2004

I will pass it on and share with all my fiends

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assgoblin (not verified) -- 03.04.2004

That was funny and true like the site

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Toiletriese (not verified) -- 04.16.2004

I got sucked down the drain after a took a load off and found myself in a village of SHIESTA SHIT!
It was all smeard and smashed and green and black and red and yellow and brown.

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butt monkeys (not verified) -- 05.14.2004

this is the best site i've been to all day!!

your ass (not verified) -- 05.24.2004

*stares in amazment*

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Luke (11) -- 06.04.2004

well I think poop is a great thing.

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does anyone give a fuck? (not verified) -- 08.28.2004

if you read it dast its funny (the comic)

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fast (not verified) -- 08.28.2004

fast not dast..lol

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bob (not verified) -- 10.12.2004

haha this is cool site lol

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what happen (not verified) -- 11.14.2004

All Your Base Are Belong To Us

this comic is true 11/10

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shitter brooke (not verified) -- 11.15.2004

my ass hurts . I think I shit to hard

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pooper ass (not verified) -- 11.20.2004

oh ass hole u let me down

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Ass Phlegm (314) -- 12.07.2004

Man, this is almost as bad as Dave's Colostomy Bag! Why all these brilliant comments after my comic?! I guess

I attract the nutjobs.

Johnny Longfellow (not verified) -- 01.20.2005

The story anout the snowball fight with the young boy and his dad had me laughing so hard I shit my pants!!

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Tyler (not verified) -- 03.17.2005

This site disturbs me. >.

freakazoid (not verified) -- 03.18.2005

So don't come here, shithead!

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Miss Kass (not verified) -- 03.21.2005

Go the looking in of the bowl after you've crapped. w00t!

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poopie (not verified) -- 04.22.2005

this is the bes web site ever

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chilidawg (not verified) -- 08.04.2005

Fudge Doody... (oops!)...I mean Judge Judy. damn!I crack myself up.

brown crease (not verified) -- 08.20.2005

I just like poop jokes. Try to get your mother to say "poophead" out the car window to a stranger!

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doodooapoopoo (not verified) -- 09.09.2005

frbbbbshhhhshhbbbbt!

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Bunghole In the... (432) -- 03.20.2006

OMG, Ass Phlegm: You ARE the Michaelangelo of the 21st century with your modern depiction of 'The Agony and the Ectasy.'

Dr. Strangeturd (37) -- 05.16.2006

I think he's more of a Scott Campbell or jack Kirby, myself. Awesome comic, as always.
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My plans were foiled again, by those damn PooperFriends!

The Dumpster (2507) -- 05.16.2006

Dave, has this thread never been content moderated? I love AP's cartoon (as always), but this is about the lamest set of comments I have ever seen!

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Double Flush (588) -- 05.16.2006

I saw one or two "Lame Comment" tags. Maybe this is another one of those that needs a Delete button (Dave, moderators, you listening?). The story itself, however, is pretty good.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

The Shit Volcano (3540) -- 05.16.2006

People, while most PR members are flattered that you like this site, this is not a sign-in book for a bunch of kids who want to say so. Please try to keep your comments relevant to the subject matter at hand. The subject is a rather hilarious comic by our master of the pootoon, Assphlegm! NOT a spot to discuss poop eating, landing in Shitland, or whose base belongs to whom.

This public service announcement has been brought to you by TSV.

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Broccoli!

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Double Flush (588) -- 05.16.2006

Thank you, TSV. I'd much rather read legitimate comments on the subject at hand instead of "you're gay" or "i like poop" or "OMG!!! THIS IS SO COOL!!! IM GOING TO GO POOP NOW OMG!!!". Please feel free to comment, but keep it related if you would be so kind. Thank you.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

Poopgirl (77) -- 06.24.2006


Cool!! I wish I could write with my poo! This is very accurate, except for the poowriting.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

healthy 1 (1422) -- 09.12.2006

Great job Ass Plegm. This comic strip is hilarious. It also has a grain of truth. keep up the great work!!
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Jammin' lo'flo's since 1977.

Betty Poop (29) -- 09.12.2006

Yeah, what's with all the random peopleage? How come they all came here?
AP, I bet it's just your animal magnetism that draws them in...now they're hooked, and it's all your fault! ;)

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poop poop eee doop!

nutter (not verified) -- 10.15.2006

This site crackes me up I found it by accident and I got to say I'm ticked by it just printed some out to take to work to put in the bogs... ur funny fuckers.
Keep it up.

DungDaddy (1341) -- 11.25.2006

This is one of Ass phlegm's better cartoons.

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Bigassman (11) -- 01.12.2007

Have fun crapping And try not to piss your pants

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If you have to shit you shit. But if you are not close to a shiter shit by a tree but if there is not a tree go in a bag and if there is no bag shit your pants

Kristina Hance (not verified) -- 02.03.2007

This is quit possibly one of the best depictions of the process put to picture!!!!

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 09.30.2007

That comic is so true! I feel just like him (the guy who is poople-ing)!

Push n Clog (36) -- 10.21.2007

nice illustration, awsome content.
depicts the struggles and hardship of reality... in an apealing visual format.
I am greatly impressed.

love this piece of work, nicely done.


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To clog or not to clog...
too late - already clogged.

Bilgepump (1336) -- 10.21.2007

godamwrongfuckingbuttontoclickagainmoveonnothingtoseegoddamit.

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