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Flaw-Less

Posted 11.25.2002 by Ass Phlegm (314)

-- Ass Phlegm

Like Ass Phlegm? He's featured in The Journal of Ass Production!

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Barracuda Magoo (not verified) -- 01.17.2003

This is stupid.

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zgjn (not verified) -- 01.18.2003

little funnier...

Angel (not verified) -- 01.27.2003

that is incredibly disgusting!!!!!!! you people are sick

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BRA (not verified) -- 02.10.2003

LOL:))

Jason Connor (not verified) -- 02.25.2003

Why is this disgusting. I always make sure I wipe my ASS and it gets under my finger nails and I also chew my finger nails. I don't see a problem with this. If you have a problem please call my mobile # and we can talk about your problem with me.

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U SIC PES F CRAP (not verified) -- 03.08.2003

jasn connr s a lousy pes f crap!!!!!

U R UT U ET

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poop (not verified) -- 03.14.2003

thats friggen groady!!!!

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sooperjooce (not verified) -- 03.18.2003

omg super great hah funny too

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anga (not verified) -- 03.27.2003

this is so fukin dumb

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brink (not verified) -- 03.27.2003

OMG. this is so fuking restarted! this is shit!

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im a stander up (not verified) -- 03.27.2003

why is his fuckin ass bleeding?

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shitty trousers (not verified) -- 04.03.2003

sarcastically speaking, that was

tha funniest damn comic ever!

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Dcrapper of the idiputimus (not verified) -- 04.04.2003

thats awesome! you people that dont like it can suck my cock!

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proud to poop lady (not verified) -- 04.05.2003

this comic was ok,it could've been better though

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scatmaster (not verified) -- 04.06.2003

mmm looks tasty!

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turkey (not verified) -- 04.13.2003

i think it was weird

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who flung poo? (not verified) -- 04.14.2003

love it awesome ass pheglm,that would be fun, I shit with my girlfriend and we wipe each other off!

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shan (not verified) -- 04.16.2003

um, yeah

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bigbogbo (not verified) -- 05.16.2003

this is POINTLESS!, DOnt u PEOPLE have lives, i meany is this site here , rporting poop, GET A LIFE!!

slim jim junkie (not verified) -- 05.19.2003

two words

Hill

Larius

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assman (not verified) -- 07.25.2003

u r right bigbogbo, maybe if u call the government, we can get this site shut down.

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Carly (not verified) -- 08.07.2003

Nasty

Bobo (not verified) -- 09.15.2003

Hey thas really funny but yer stories are also good lol. Yer site is funny. sum ppl dont gotsense of humors. Ya gotta laugh at poop once in a while no matter how old u r.

NICK HEATH (not verified) -- 11.11.2003

I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY FUNNY.

the dao of poo (not verified) -- 11.25.2003

'Sausage'? Now that's comedy...

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Turd Burglar (84) -- 12.09.2003

Wow. Dumb.

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poooooooooooo.. (not verified) -- 12.20.2003

MOOGAGALAHAHA!!!!!!(FUNNY)

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the shit pimp (collector) (not verified) -- 01.09.2004

HAHHHHHHHHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL heheh genius...

pimppimp (not verified) -- 01.18.2004

i thought it was funny i mean he left his ass bloody

The Shit Volcano (3537) -- 02.07.2004

Eeewww!!!!

The_Blink (not verified) -- 02.24.2004

Its kinda funny........I guess.

daphne (3202) -- 04.09.2004

I felt bad for boney stump dude.

The Shit Volcano (3537) -- 05.01.2004

At least I'm not a Bible-thumping moron who tries to pretend he is whole group of people while he masturbates with a cross.

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The Shit Volcano (3537) -- 08.03.2004

I hate it when I respond to a comment that gets deleted. Then I look like a stupid asshole.

jizzman (not verified) -- 10.09.2004

that is f-ing funny!!!

Fritz (not verified) -- 11.12.2004

This sight is crackin me up, but that comic was totally whack, no creativity whatsoever.

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TheShocker (not verified) -- 12.28.2004

funny.

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billpoop (not verified) -- 02.24.2005

why are his arms gone?But I'll still give a7 out of 10 4 the drawing

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freakazoid (not verified) -- 03.18.2005

LAME!!!!

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no (not verified) -- 03.24.2005

Any one who like this crap is a piece of crap it is gross and a huge waste of time, and the creater of this dumb website needs GOD, seriously!!!!!!!!!

freakazoid (not verified) -- 04.16.2005

Wil God teach you to spell, you pathetic shit-brained Christian sheep!

creator

Anyone who like... You sound like Cookie Monster!

What a puss-brain!

P.M (not verified) -- 04.25.2005

Notice that anyone who calls it shit wont supply their email, and always talk in annoying text talk? If we have no lives for being on here, neither do you. After all, you are on the site after all ;)

Great comic AP, your comics are really great, have a real official look to them =)

wedge antilles (not verified) -- 09.02.2005

that comic was well funny

luke skywalker (not verified) -- 09.02.2005

if you want to know what happenedto the green guy's arms it was me with my lightsaber

Pottyman (5) -- 09.29.2005

i might go vomit now

Fart Poopie (1256) -- 09.29.2005

That was...interesting, a bit disturbing.

Raptor (not verified) -- 10.09.2005

poop is funny, but this comic was horrible. You need to get a life

mott the poople (126) -- 10.09.2005

This site has some very funny stuff! I really get it. Too bad others dont. I was still laughing at the expressions, and "fish sticks" made me laugh harder than anything this year!
I'm glad I wasnt drinking or eating.
Maybe I'm strange, but thats comedy. Excellent humor AP.(!)

L Wrong Hubbard (216) -- 10.12.2005

A little too gross, even for me.
Happy trails,
L. Wrong
http://ppkindustries.blogspot.com

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why b other (not verified) -- 10.22.2005

Fishsticks? why fishsticks? this comic is a piece of shit!!!!

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colty cakes (5) -- 11.25.2005

that is digusting

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weeman (not verified) -- 12.06.2005

cool

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Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 02.20.2006

This is so nasty and digusting people reporting poop how stupid you guys have no lives if you stay glued to the screen talking about of all thingg poop YUCK. Whoever likes this site needs to check into a crazy peoples hospital or what they call it a psych ward of whatever

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Poop Shooter (597) -- 02.20.2006

I'm amazed at the amount of people that actually click on a site and actually navigate around to different posts, and then have the audacity to post a negative comment.

I click on sites that are offensive to me at times (rarely, as I'm just a sicko at heart within reason) and if I don't like it, I hit the (BACK) button or the mysterious (DELETE) key which only a slim amount of computers have!


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The Dumpster (2507) -- 02.20.2006

Dave, are you SURE you didn't go back and repost this with (almost) all the intelligent comments edited out, just so you could show us how far PR has come (or how far it could sink, w/o the moderators)?

Anyway, keep this around; it is evidence for the Theory of Evolution!

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 05.30.2006

Oddly, I liked the Anon Coward's post from 2/20. It's an example of when people don't "get" Poop Report.
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Santa Caca!

Double Flush (588) -- 05.30.2006

I'm a bit amused by the comic. It's so sad to see how many lamers come and post lame comments. I'll probably get "Lame Comment"ed for saying that I think these people are here just to be ass holes and don't have the guts to register and join our fine community. Sorry to be so mean but I had to say it. For those of you who come and post legitimate comments, or try to, this is not directed at you.

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Practicing the ancient Chinese art of double flushing... because sometimes, a single flush just isn't enough.

healthy 1 (1422) -- 11.25.2006

I can't believe some of these comments.

Though the cartoon is a bit morbid, it was rather funny. I enjoyed it.
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A man who farts in church, sits in his own pew.

DungDaddy (1341) -- 11.25.2006

Holy Lame Comment Button, Batman!

Hope Ass Phlegm didn't spend alot of time on the cartoon.

poopybutt (not verified) -- 12.12.2006

I just found this site, I can relate to allot of stuff posted. I had IBS my whole life and never knew it till I was 15 years old. I wouldn't shit for days, it was horrible. A whole year passed by till they gave me senna therapy, which has helped me for the last almost 8 years. I take it every other day, just to avoid any cramping, which is kind of unavoidable. I go about maybe 4-5 time a week on this therapy. People say its bad for you, but I rather go regularly than be constipated.

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Bigassman (11) -- 01.12.2007

fucking assome

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If you have to shit you shit. But if you are not close to a shiter shit by a tree but if there is not a tree go in a bag and if there is no bag shit your pants.

get off if you dont like the site

guitarplayer1991 (6) -- 11.09.2007

Hahaha. This was really good. You don't see that punchline coming.

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