nice! funny

does this mean you're coming back to the forums?

That reminds me of the episode of South Park "The Brown Noise" where they played a specific note on their flutes and it made people shit themselves. They tried it out on a UPS guy unloading his truck and it was one of the funniest things I've seen on TV.

Melly, you have a great concept and terrific artistic skills--please, keep on with this strip. For inspiration, consult back issues of 'Hot Head Paisan.' HH became a folk heroine back in the early 1990s. If you do a Google search you should still be able to find a site where you can purchase or view some of the stuff. HH went around throwing grenades and using an AK-47. But I like your concept really well-it uses the evil doer's colon's against them.

Wow, thanks everyone!I'm so excited about doing these comics....theres a new one every month.The newest one just came out.I'll send it to Dave and see if he will put it up.

I think the next one I do will either be about the guy who farted really hard in my yoga class or about my feud with my drunk psycho neighbor that just got evicted...I put cat shit in her potted plants after I peed in them.Both true stories.

Woah, saw some Hothead stuff.Funny, scary, very extreme! If we teamed up there would be lots of badness.

grand comic! ill send this to a couple of comic publishers in Norway, i cant see any reason why they shouldnt buy it :o)

COOL! ;)

melly-

Personal question; are you betrothed in any way? If not, would you please, please PLEASE marry me? I've been looking for the perfect "girl" for sooo long; one who's artistic (as am I, but I'm musical, not graphic), not afraid of poo and farts (I, sadly, do both a lot), and who has an absolute kick-ass sense of humor. If you don't see this as a joke, it's not. If you don't believe me, then I'll just continue my quest...

Love,

Theta

PS- Theta refers to nature's perfect sprial; a mathematical beauty seen in sunflowers, weather patterns, and in certain people's irises. I love math too. :)

Melly,

Very very creative indeed. You should be a professional

YOUR ALL SICK BUT FUNNY

I think that has to be the funniest thing i have ever read, i give mad props to the writer!

thats was funny.Backfiring.Hehe.

Wow, thanks you guys! Sorry Theta I can't get hitched

quite yet, I'm dating a guy who farts like a sick elephant.

funny

u should publish this;)

i think it needs turd action

That is great. IT would suck if it backfired.

Sounds like a personal problem! Do you want to talk about it?

hi every body im seraph from mammoth mountain and we need lots of poop loving people to came and snow board here thank you for your time

Melly, your work is super-pooper-duper!
Congrats and keep it up.

look deep inside ur heart to find the true power of poop. it flows through our every thought and ends up in the shitter.

Another Mammoth lover on Poop Report? Too bad I didn't meet up with you this summer when I was filming my documentary. (Nothing to do with poop, unfortunately.)
Anyway, I loved the comic. Those reflections will kill you!

When's the sequel, Melly? We're waiting. Don't be a one-comic strip-wonder! Your drawing style is kewl, and so is your writing.

MARVELOUS!! never have i seen such a true life relativity in a comic. i applaud your poopiness!! keep poopin what ur poopin!

I love this comic, especially the ending. Your drawing style is great. Make a sequel to this one or something!

i like ur haicut

HA HA HA HA HA GREAT I THINK I SHIT MYSELF

When I take a dump, it makes me feel that if only for a moment, I have liberated a little chocolate freind. Sure, this chocolate freind smells like rotten crap, but I do not judge I only love.

hahaha omg these comics are hilarious!!!!! defintaly keep em coming!

What an interesting Idea! What if when ever someone was being a really big ass hole they their butthole opened up like a french lipped
sewage ejection unit and a couple of pounds nasty smelly, watery with sticy sludge plummed out of their shit shoot?

Yes, that would be a great power to have as long as it didn't backfire, Melly !
MESSAGE TO THETA: I POSESS THE QUALITIES YOU ARE LOOKING FOR IN A WIFE AND I WOULD LIKE TO MARRY YOU. I WAS BORN A MALE, BUT I LIVE AS A WOMAN.>>> I DO.

I would want to be able to give people diarrhea too! I agree that the carnage would be disgusting if it backfired.
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

Very funny, and I love the graphics too.

This would be a great superpower to have, Karma comes full circle, so I will shut up.
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"-55F, a new record low? Nope, thermometer went bad. Looks like -50F still stands"