The Pooperfriends: Their First Assignment

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In case you missed it, meet the Pooperfriends.



Part II coming soon. (Seriously!)

-- Comic and writing by Ass Phlegm

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54 Comments on "The Pooperfriends: Their First Assignment"

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Nice rack Di! AP, you amaze me with your artistic skills. I think its time for a print version. It would outsell The Death Of Superman and its value would far surpass X-Men #3 in a mylar bag.

Happy Turkey Day, PoopReporters!

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Just in case anyone wonders about the whereabouts of C-Man: he seems to have disappeared down the storm drain of cyberspace, over a year ago, in fact. Attempts to reach him by one and all have failed. At the time The Pooper Friends was in the conceptual stages, he was a reg in the Chat Room and on the site. But, hey, we still got plenty of 'tude in TPF!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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I really want the first post this time to say that I'm laughing my ass off.

Hey Di, nice boobs!!!!!

This is classic.

.....hugging bunnies since 1969
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Looks like our first assignment really stinks! But it's good to see us get into action, AP! You've got The Pooper Friends flying high and lookin' down on the brown! Part One--"First Assignment"--A+.

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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Hehe. gotta love how I'm playing space invaders... is that also some kind of innuendo?

Seeing as how I'm at work, playing video games also... Kind of fitting. heh

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3-Ply, thanks for the vote of confidence. I'm sure a print version would be wortth more than the FIRST Superman comic! Well, probably only to those involved with PR. hehe.

Yeah, CS, that's not a mistake. I know it took a year, but I told you you'd be in it!

HAPPY DEAD TURKEY CARCASS DAY!

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Looking at my mouth over the microphone (and that's pretty close to the lipstick shade I wear), I am reminded of that movie "The Warriors". Did that influence you at all?

Hehehe. I'm Lynn Thigpen.

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Hey, daph, did you know Mary Tyler Moore got her start that way? I mean, being a secretary with just selected parts of her shown. She was always shown from the legs down on the old 'Richard Diamond' TV show. Just promise me one thing. You will never have collagen injected into your lips like all these over-the-hill actresses are doing. Stay just as sweet and natural as you are now. Hee-hee!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

Turd Hugegrunt's picture
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Tweet fuckin' tweet! Awesome! But do we ever get to see Dave and his funky Oxford-cloth armpits?

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Daph, sometimes you spook me out. Yes, that was the inspiration. It is kinda cool someone picked up on it. Can you dig it?

"Daphneeee, come out to playeeyaah, Daphne..."

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Actually, The Warriors is one of my favorite cult movies. Thomas played for the a little team called The Warriors this summer, and I did the bottle clinking once when he was pitching. It totally separated the crowd into those who knew and those didn't.

I can dig it. You knew that I could.

And Wiper, Good Lord, if I got collagen injections, I wouldn't be able to see my own feet! These damned things have their own zip code as it is.......................

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In Boston in the 1970s, the city used to issue a "white alert". in that case, the officials felt that the city would be covered with a lot of disabling snow.

Well, now a "brown alert" & the city is reeling in crap!!!!

Your pics are outstanding, AP. You really have a truly professional air to it. Good to see you back in gear!!

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You nearly paralyzed me with laughter, because this comic totally freaking rules.

It also makes me think of that South Park episode with the independant film fest. You know, the one where Mr. Hankey uses his magical powers to create a shit storm?

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AP- You rule. This comic is awesome! :)

the shit reaper's picture
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"...inflate the poop egos..."

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(what a moron)

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I agree. This was not funny at all. For a second there I thought I'd be the only one saying that.

The drawing was good. But what is so funny about this anyway? And the "friends" being ejected from that ass made me sick! Ya know, I'm up for a quick report every now and then, but who is spending all this time to write and draw this crap? This kinda stuff makes me embarassed to come here...

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I've said it before, I'll say it again... ya can't please everyone. However, I tend to agree with what "Sense Of Humor" said in that last part of the post. Sounds like someonw we know. Someone who doesn't like me. Oh well.

OR, someone's jealous that they are not in the cartoon. Awww, I'm sorry you're not important enough Poopy Doopy. And really, next time have the balls to sign your REAL handle to your post, will ya? Geez.

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LOL can't wait for part 2, AP.

Corninator's picture
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i should be one of the one of the pooper freinds arch nemisis...attack of the corninator..dun dun dun...awesome comic by the way..hehehe..the ass..what a riot

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Corninator, I have reserved the slot for enemies for people we dispise and past irritants of the site. You would certainly be a friend, not a foe! Unless you piss me off, then I'd graphically disgrace you!

Being a Pooper Friends villian is not a coveted thing. You soon see why. Oh...those of you who have crossed me will pay! he he he. The pen IS mightier than the sword... at least my drawing pen is.

It's always so good to see Snapper's name come up. I miss ya baby! And Shit Reaper, part two is on the way!

Thanks for reading my stupid comic everyone!

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Oh yeah, Corninator, Thanks too!

And Will, thanks. Being from New England I know all about the white alerts too. Let's hope we never experience a brown alert for real, or worse, an "olive green" alert! I guess a beige alert wouldn't be all that threatening.

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Hey, I just noticed (call me slow) that all the poop heroes (except Snapper) have only three fingera and a thumb on each hand. Which finger is missing? And why? (yeah, I know mine got stuck up my ass ...)

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Wow!! Nice suprise to come back to after a couple of days away from PR. Lovin' my boobs in this one, AP. I've said you rule too many times - I don't know what else to say! You kick ass? You're the champ? You're my hero? Anyway, loved this (much awaited) Part I. You rule. Hi Snappy.

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Well, Th, actually it's not just the fingers, we all have 3 toes and the guys only have one ball each.

Umm... it's a comic. That's all. 3 fingers looks more "cartoony" to me I guess.

AND BTW, TH, I noticed after reading the cartoon online that it may be misconstrued that I am making you look "stupid" which is not the case AT ALL. I hope no one else thought that.

The "tweet tweet" and "oh, that." comments I thought were funny and could have belonged to anyone. I dunno, guess I have a guilty conscience. lol

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When it comes to villians, nothing will please me more, than the defeat of a Religious Right self-rightous asshole that thinks people must never be aware that they shit. They must also have a redwood sized stick up their ass about all humor, and sexuality.

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Would "The Holy Shitter" as a villian make ya happy, Slim?

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THS was not somebody that dismissed talking about their shit as evil. That is why he didn't bother me so much.

I'm talking about those random trolls that come here and say something like "You ppl are so sick and need serious medical help right now. Feces are to be disposed of silently."

Remember Layna? People like her would serve as the best poopreport villans.

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Interesting quandary for such people, Slim Jim. Disposing of feces silently, I mean. Obviously, I'm being wickedly literal here, but that would almost mean they can't flush. That's noisy. To be truly silent, they would have to physically remove the feces and take it where?

Oh, what a tangled web and plight, when first we choose to be uptight! LOL!

Pulling My Pants Down For Peace, Plop and Posterity!

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Actually, everything said and done, I didn't think that it was really funny at all. I would rather read a real poopreport than watch someone inflate the poop egos of folks that have already been posting here.

I'm just not liking this 'story'

Beleive me, I know I'm gonna get flamed for this comment, but I think its mostly going to be from the people in this stupid little cartoon.

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You're entitled to your opinion, Poopy Doopy, but every poopreport that's published gives somebody's ego a boost. After all, they have the guts to share a very personal experience with the site, funny or no.

The PoopReport comics (TOT, TPF, etc.) serve as a shorthand method of attracting new participants and entertaining regular visitors as well. Pretty creative stuff, if you ask me.

Also, I know funny when I read it. Sounds like Poopy Doopy has some personality issues with certain people--not very well disguised by the post above.

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TB, simple solution. Don't come here then.

I don't think I've ever read a more ridiculas sentence as that one. Still, you gotta laugh!

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Laughed my ass off! Can I be the villain? The city looked like it was covered in one of my poop eruptions.

Can't wait for the next episode!!!!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

masterass's picture
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poop with corn chunks. it was sore and long after the treacherous journey out the poopchute through the brown-brick road

Busta Deuce's picture
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I can't believe I have found a bunch of people sicker than I am. GOOD JOB! Next time I take a steam, which will probably be my AM BM, I'll think of you all with warm fuzzy thoughts (but, hopefully not leave warm, fuzzy racing stripes. IF YA KNOWN WHAT I MEAN! HAR

itiot's picture
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that comic sucked ass

freakazoid's picture
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Asshole!

shit bit's picture
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busta deuce i agree about the comic any way it is good i liked it it was funny and out giong.itiot is a ass and so is freakaziod for talking shit about it i don't see them making ant comic better! so they should shut there pie holes.

butthead's picture
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Why does the artist put to much detail for the women's boobs? Seriously.

eho cars's picture
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eh great one update sooooooon as well as the TOT one it's been ages now! hey why don't AB2000 and Di wear bras?!

poop inspector's picture
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Today i did a search on"poop" and found 3 million something web pages.... this comic just made this whole search worth it. THANKS FOR THE GOOD COMEDY!!!
ps' the detail in the women's boob was funny and necessary.

poop inspector II's picture
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VIVA poopreport.com!!!!! IT'S GREAT!!!

DMark's picture
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Save us POOPER FRIENDS! SAVE US FROM THE POOP WITHIN!

Ethan lewis's picture
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Put him in diepers.

doodooapoopoo's picture
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I liked the boobs and lips! good detail!They are necessary to librty and freedom for all good doodie dooers everywhere!

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lol...I loved the "Ass of Justice" complete with its ejecting "butt trumpet". And just when Im thinking the laughs over..."tweet-tweet"! Then the TH comment "Tweet fuckin' tweet!"...total comedy...I love this site(!)

Asphincter says WHAT...(!)

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This is fantastic. It combines two of my favorite things; poop humor and comics. EXELSIOR!

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Another year for the next issue?!? Well over that! I get to be the bad guy! Please!

AP, did you just add the "part 1 of 3" to the comic intro or did I somehow miss it before?

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Broccoli!

I found Jesus! He was behind the sofa the whole time!

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Shit volcano, your probablygoing to end up being a talking volcano that spews shit onto a hawian town.

In another issue, can I be a bad guy who's like Boss Hogg from the dukes of Hazzard? It makes so much sense due to my name.

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

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Who has a butt big enough to cover a town in poo?
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

Poop on!

-Poopgirl

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You missed Seinfeld to save the day? We solute you.

Some are born crappy, some achieve crappiness, and some have crapiness thrusted upon them. (Do NOT be the last one)

Anonymous Coward's picture
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hehehe awesome!

s sh shi shit's picture
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well that was a breath of fresh ass er i mean air no wait yea ass

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I have been here quite a while now and this is the first time I've seen The Pooper Friends. I don't know how I missed them, but they are awesome. Now I know where some of those avatars came from.