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Teed Off Turd: The Adventures Of One Hot Shit (Part I)

Posted 01.15.2003 by Ass Phlegm (314)



Teed Off Turd feels that there is more to life than floating placidly down the sewer pipes to the ultimate end at the treatment plant. Like all of us, he's on a quest for meaning... who knows where it'll take him?

T.O.T. is a comic for PoopReport, by PoopReporters. What happens next? That's up to you -- come discuss it in the forums!

Continue to Teed Off Turd II.

-- Ass Phlegm

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doniker (1491) -- 01.15.2003

This is some funny shit (no pun intended) !!!

Pooperscooper (not verified) -- 01.15.2003

Whats with the pretty yellow speckles TT is wearing? Did his daddy eat corn-on-the-cob?

Justa Girl (not verified) -- 01.15.2003

Is Teed Off related to Mister Hanky of South Park fame? Every turd is special, every turd is unique and every turd has the right to freedom... rock on, Teed Off!

Scat Woman (not verified) -- 01.15.2003

Is the blue BooBerry or Frankenturd going to make an appearance?

this is hilarious....visiting poopreport just makes my day.....

Justa Girl (not verified) -- 01.15.2003

Yeah, I must admit, pathetic as it may be to some of the folks out there who don't understand fecal freaks like us... I love Poop Report. I'm a shameful shitter from waaaaaaaay back... and remain proudly so... but I still indulge in reading the various poop reports and i find an almost sexual joy in what i read... mind you, i said ALMOST!

I usually turn on the computer to play solitaire or return those e-mails that insist that a curse will fall upon me if I don't write within 24 hours and send 3 pints of blood to the original author. Poop report is a refreshing change from the monotony that is my life. Some day I hope to poop in such a way that I will be able to report it. Gotta have a dream!

Snapper (155) -- 01.16.2003

Phlegmmy- Your creation rocks!

Ass Phlegm (314) -- 01.16.2003

Thats for the encouragement Snapper! You are DEFINITELY one of my favorite poopreporters!

Di Uhreea (398) -- 01.16.2003

And so it begins...you rock AP!!!

Ass Phlegm (314) -- 01.16.2003

Di, you're one of my favorites too!!

adude (not verified) -- 01.17.2003

I am amazed at the social commentary you have made here with your contrasting the conformist and the radical. Not only is your comic anti-establishment but so is your protagonist. WOW

Is the anti-hero going to be a weasel turd that does whatever the toilet tells him to do and has no mind of his own?

LOL-----> the corn is cool!

Consider pulling a lettuce or parsely wig on him in future episodes.

Snapper (155) -- 01.18.2003

phlegmmer- I feel a great sense of joy and fondness with your contributions to poopreport and your poopreporting abilities. A+++.

Seriously. If I had even like a thimble of your creativeness, I'd be incredibly stoked.

sara tevlin (not verified) -- 01.19.2003

You know, I'm almost as obsessed with this website as I am with shit and cartoons, now they are one. I couldnt be happier, unless of course, I was a poo starring in my own comic. Thanks for "brownening" my day.

Poopcicle (not verified) -- 01.21.2003

Yeah! Poop rocks!

POOP MCGEE (not verified) -- 01.23.2003

THIS IS ALL A BUNCH OF SHIT

Jason Connor (not verified) -- 02.25.2003

I am a Teed off Turd. I have been packed so hard, I haven't shit in 4 days. I need some HELP. Is there any one out there that can help me. Please call my mobile #.

PLOOPAHOLICK PLOPOWSKI (not verified) -- 03.16.2003

yes, finally a site I can check out while I sit on the porcelin throne using my laptop as a shpashgaurd.

Good reading material to ploop to while waiting for shit to happen.

terdy (not verified) -- 03.16.2003

terd is spelled with an "e"!

Lincoln Log (not verified) -- 03.17.2003

This site is great, I feel like taking a hot, steamy shit in a Fed Ex box and sending it to you people...............keep up the good work!.....

Ass-PukeMAN (not verified) -- 03.23.2003

That comic was some funny shit.

Ass-PukeMAN (not verified) -- 03.23.2003

Poop Story

I was walking along a college town street(OU), and came across a dollar bill. "Oh what luck", I said to myself. So like any other poor college kid, I picked it up. Guess what was in the dollar bill... poop... Human Poop... The dorm party on the roof next to me thought they were quite clever. So I exposed the poop and threw it at one of the guy's head. Perfect aim. I never knew I could run that fast.

sara tevlin - sararrhea (not verified) -- 03.23.2003

Pukeman, my guess is that you lie like a fly with a booger in its eye.

mecca (not verified) -- 03.31.2003

really how can a turd bounce a question i will ponder for the rest of my life

proud to poop lady (not verified) -- 04.05.2003

I love it! It's great and has so much potential! go turd go!!

Stare (not verified) -- 04.13.2003

Yeah it was pretty funny

coleena (not verified) -- 05.04.2003

moo! You will not sink my cheerio! You pinto beans!!

Gary (not verified) -- 05.25.2003

Rock on and Shit for Life!

poop (not verified) -- 06.07.2003

poop is cool

? (not verified) -- 06.29.2003

hahahaha

Judy Matre (not verified) -- 07.15.2003

I just LOVE the poop site

crappyhappypappy (not verified) -- 09.16.2003

Love your work AP. Keep them coming. I too love the "Corn Tooth. Too much man.

poopascoopa (not verified) -- 10.04.2003

i like eggs

i luv it wen u call me big poopa (not verified) -- 10.04.2003

i like corn...and poop...and corn in my poop...therefore...poop rocks!

Brian Lennon (not verified) -- 10.18.2003

Sara Tevlin has no right to use my saying "you lie like a fly with a booger in it's eye" The nerve of her. She does like her poop. I know this first hand. I'm her pooping partner. Hi Sara

Mr.Happy`Crack (not verified) -- 11.01.2003

POOP! "Mr.Happy Crack says that a dry crack is a happy crack!" 1-866-happy-crack

LiQuId DOOKIE (not verified) -- 11.15.2003

TEED OFF TURD RULE!!!

Melissa (32) -- 05.02.2004

This is cool

cynthia (not verified) -- 05.14.2004

the teed off turd RULES !!!!!!!!

Albert (not verified) -- 08.28.2004

how does the terd have gloves?

Courtney-The-Shit-Loving-Satanist (not verified) -- 03.27.2005

Turds are so cool! I think I have to shit right now. I love Teed Off, he's totally awesome! AP I wanna fuck you lol! You rock!

Mrs.Shitter (not verified) -- 04.02.2005

The "Teed of Turds" rocks!!

patrick m. walsh (not verified) -- 07.14.2005

Turds need love too. LOL.

mott the poople (126) -- 10.09.2005

LMAO! The expressions are f***in funny! I cant believe I'm laughing at faces on turds! Im gonna get a beer and look at as many links as I can....this is just too damn funny! AP RULES this arena. (!)

SamDamnit (1191) -- 12.22.2005

Awesome! I bought the T-shirt for this character, and did not even know what it was.

SamDamnit!
Rectum Rector
of
The Church of Poop
http://groups.myspace.com/THECHURCHOFPOOP

Poopgirl (77) -- 06.24.2006


This is a great comic. I really like the corn bits!! Teed off Turd is cool!!
Poop on!

-Poopgirl

turd banned it (52) -- 07.20.2006


__WOW, This is some extremely funny shit! Cant wait to get to part #2____
"show that turd who's boss"

Lame comment!
anon (not verified) -- 05.05.2007

I wonder what happens to my flushed condoms?

GottaGoGirl (2616) -- 05.05.2007

Way off topic, kiddo, but this may answer your question.

fartqueen (54) -- 05.06.2007

I love teed off terd's corn chunks!He sure is cute!I can't wait to see what his next move is?

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 05.26.2007

AWESOME.... BOUT TIME SOMEONE WROTE THE STORY 'O' TURD.

Sincerely,TEEZNUTZ

Anonymous Coward (not verified) -- 12.26.2007

RON PAUL FOR PRESIDENT !!!

CornLog69 (not verified) -- 04.06.2008

I left such a stinker at work the other day that I heard people out in the hallway talking about it when I walked out. I never felt so proud!

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